Deodorant - S/D

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I haven't a clue. I use whatever's on offer at T3sc0, but this is clearly wrong.

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

s: fcuk no2
d: lynx (school changing rooms => nausea)

lex logged out, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

mitchum...glue for your pits.

Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:21 (twenty years ago)

s:Impulse muskrat flavour or whatever its called.
d:err.

Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:21 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone else ever experienced a random miasma of spray on deaodorant along the st, but with no cause in sight? Just sometimes as I rove the town i find localised areas that reek of cool charm, lynx or impulse and I wonder if in another parallel universe a deodorant factory exploded.

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

has anyone ever put on too much and burnt your fucking armpits? i have.

Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

TS: Deodorant vs antiperspirant

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

I think I might have said it before, but Lynx Africa turns me onnn. Alan Partridge's deoderant of choice. What a freak I am.

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

yup esp if u just shaved/waxed em

burn baby burn... xpost

battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

no, someone attacked me with impulse once and I threw my coffee on them, it takes ages to get rid of that chemical smell. What scientist blended the odours and decided at last! Frangipani! perhaps the burnt out their sense of smell

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

i use old spice red zone "pure sport." the spray.

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/88663/200.jpg

club soda (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

NEVER USE LYNX, thats my only rule. I dont know how they make it so bad, but gawd its awful. I had to not so subtely buy my other half a nice deo and throw the lynx out so he wouldnt use it.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

My flat mate gets horny over the smell of lynx, a pavlov's dog effect. He associates it with going out and scoring manflange. Lynx africa, universally recognised as the smell of lurve

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

I suppose it takes all sorts. I'm more of an fcuk no 2 man myself.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

Sure for men (spray version).

Lynx smells nice to start with but totally doesn't prevent BO.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

manly.

club soda (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

i dont think we have this lynx thing in the usa -- but then again i dont really know any dudes

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

bring back blue stratos!

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

In some countries it is called Axe.

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah we have axe here!! they have annoying adverts

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

i use sure for men at the moment, i think.

D: lynx, obviously. also mitchum, which destroyed loads of my t-shirts before i worked out what was going on.

toby (tsg20), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

MANDEE STEP INTO MY LOVE ELEVATOR.

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

I never understood why it gets called AXE

LYNX doesn't make me question it

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Wildcats are meant to be pretty stinky, aren't they? Axes, being made of wood and metal/flint are not.

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

the arm & hammer sticks you get in the states. i always buy about 12 of them whenever i visit. you can put it on, go out, not get home, wake up in a dumpster and still smell alright in the armpit area. seriously, it lasts for days.

stelf)xxx, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

i'm not an anti-perspirant sort of girl & i have discovered the wonders of lush deodorant...the sandalwood one. it's so lovely. and it works! most "hippy" deodorants don't work that well for me, but this one does.

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

AXE - mighty, manly, gleaming blow of death to all odour.
LYNX - sinewy, catlike, sexy claws of death to all odour.

Branding falls down once you realise that either way it STINKS LIKE THE DEVIL'S KNOBCHEESE. I feel sick just thinking about it.

Search: a nice non-scented roll-on pls. Most male spray deodorants make my eyes sting and run, which COULD be a good pulling technique as I wouldn't be able to see if you were ugly.

Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

a lot of people i know really like fcuk spray...i can't remember if #1 or 2 is more popular, but anytime anyone goes overseas, they always ask for it.

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

blount OTM. also never ask anyone to pick up deodorant for you because if you want Gilette Gel, they will invariably buy Old Spice and you will have to throw it out, or smell funny for months.

yuengling participle (rotten03), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

(and by 'funny', i mean 'like an 80-year-old man's bath towel')

yuengling participle (rotten03), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

I'm not label-conscious, but I've used women's deodorants for quite some time now. All the men's deodorants I've tried have this irritating, EXTREMELY STRONG AND MASCULINE smell. Do the cosmetics people think that in order to be a man, you have to reek like motherfucking Fabio (cf. aftershave)? I'd rather emit as little chemical odours as possible.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

I like Sure soft pink roll on.

leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

sure cool blue roll-on is tops.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

i bought the toms of maine all natural shit and it made my pits smell like a lemon. it didn't work either.

Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

anything "natural" is usually rubbish - this goes for deodorants, toothpaste, soap, shampoo, detergents and food.

stelf)xxxx, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

I've used women's deodorants for quite some time now.

I'd have been surprised if it had been any other way tbh.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

i cannot wear it

ai lien (kold_krush), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

is lynx really so bad? it seems just the same as all the rest to me, and does work pretty well to stave off odour, though I am not a particularly bucket sweating guy.

I try and get a present of a nice roll on deodorant where possible for birthdays/xmas etc from a member of the family. I think all deodorants smell better in roll on form, currently I have ALLURE Chanel pour homme which my Dad got but didn't like. it does the job ok.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

Am I that predictable, Mark? ;)

Yeah, I always use roll-on too... It's handier to apply, and doesn't leave a cloud behind, plus it's environment-friendlier. I can't see any good reason for using a spray.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

Aqua de Parma spray is teh bizz

Baaderonixx on a long black leash (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

I didn't use to like the wet style roll-ons, but now you can get nice solid dry stick ones they are far better than spray.

Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

have trained my body to live without. it's better this way.

(suddenly i've got careless whisper in my head)

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

the tom's of maine deodorant, I think it's the 'natural' scent, works for me and smells lightly of coriander. Their toothpaste is great too. I'm really sensitive to all the heavily-scented chemical non-natural stuff, it makes me gag and frankly smells worse than armpits anyway.

superultramega (superultramarinated), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

"..smells worse than armpits anyway."

agreed

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

I tried that Tom's Of Maine deodorant once. It was scummy. It smelt like I'd rubbed my pits off Garu G's gran's flange.

Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

I can't say I'm familiar with that odour.

superultramega (superultramarinated), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.colgate.com/Speedstick/US/Framework/images/logo.gif
The official deodorant of the NHL, NBA, and me (for now)

Stan Fields (Stan Fields), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

s: vaseline intensive care.
d: everything else i've ever tried esp Lynx (if you want to smell nice use cologne not a deoderant).
d with extreme prejudice: the french.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

like calstars I won't knowingly spread metals on my skin and I have had trouble finding a deodorant that works until just last week when I bought some knockoff AXE spray from the dollar store and that shit works CRAZY well. no it is not a refined nor sophisticated scent, but they (it's called Powerstick or something) make like 15 different scents so just find the least offensive one. i think it might be the alcohol in the spray, which I guess is not in such high concentration in sticks/gels.

plops of jupiter (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:38 (ten years ago)

Anybody who foregoes deodorant/antiperspirant because you don't need it: I encourage you to verify this observation with a third party before proceeding.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:49 (ten years ago)

i've never regularly worn deodorant in my life.

hello, it me (clouds), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)

CA otm.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:53 (ten years ago)

yea this summer has been a little bit of challenge to forego it completely bc it has been super hot but i think i'd be fine most days the rest of the year

also i do not really mind the smell of b.o.? and in many cases i find it attractive. though tbh i think a b.o. i find attractive correlates w/ people i find attractive

marcos, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:56 (ten years ago)

carl, actually there is another way to check. if you have the abcc11 gene that prevents you from stinking, you will most likely have dry earwax

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:57 (ten years ago)

there have been a number of really attractive people i've known in my life who don't wear it and you can definitely smell it but i always found the smell very alluring rather than repulsive on them

marcos, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:58 (ten years ago)

same, v slight b.o. is nice

idk if i have that gene but i seriously just don't have a smell. i'm a cat or something. even when i've worn a shirt a few days in a row it doesn't really smell like typical b.o., just slightly animalic and stale.

hello, it me (clouds), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:05 (ten years ago)

I'm not saying any of you need deodorant. I'm just saying double check whether you're just used to your own smell because you know who you don't want to be? The person who's all "I never wear deodorant! I don't need it!" who smells like a pile of wet gym towels fermenting in old chicken soup.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:06 (ten years ago)

Also it's reasonable to keep in mind that as much as you may enjoy the smell of certain people's bo, not everybody may enjoy the smell of yours. If we were all living out on the plains in micro-tribes who use scent to find other members that would be one thing but the odds are good you are sharing a smallish indoor space with someone who may not find your odor enticing.

Just like wearing a shit ton of cologne is rude, so flaunting your bo.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:08 (ten years ago)

I'm not accusing any of you of doing this! Just encouraging you to be mindful of how you are impacting your environment.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:09 (ten years ago)

And yes I have personally known multiple "I don't need deodorant! I don't smell!" people who were, in fact, very stinky.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)

i have an ex who at one point started, er, cultivating his stank. not incidentally, we stopped having sex around the same time.

he also usually wore vetiver oil so the two combined have ruined that for me (prob similarly to patchouli for some ppl)

hello, it me (clouds), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)

omg don't get me started on body odor as a political statement...

but yeah I think patchouli smells really nice when it's not covering up the fact that somebody hasn't had a bath in two weeks.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)

oh i love patchouli

marcos, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)

yea i like a mild body scent and i won't say i don't smell altogether but i don't think i'm excessive

i am most mindful about wearing deodorant during the work week

on the weekends i don't really care since i am just around friends and family

marcos, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)

shaving yr pits makes up for a lot tbh

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)

I always use women's deodorants. I hate the way almost all men's deodorants have this really strong, (supposedly) masculine odour. Women's deodorants are usually much more neutral, the odour is barely noticeable, which is what I prefer.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:33 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tuomas, i would suggest this:

http://www.talkingmakeup.com/pics/ban/ban.jpg

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:36 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think that one's available in Finland.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:37 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you might be able to get it online?

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:38 AM (6 years ago)

usic ally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:20 (ten years ago)

i think that is not true? xp

i've never shaved my pits though

marcos, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:21 (ten years ago)

tuomas/k3vin k, dove unscented actually still has a scent, but very light, if you're looking for something milder

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:25 (ten years ago)

That N/A post is all time.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:37 (ten years ago)

Shaving one's pits will somewhat reduce their odor. Hair tends to retain odors. That fact is the probable evolutionary reason for armpit hair. Because odor is often a means of communication, including but not limited to, sexual attraction. Personally, I prefer to wash my pits and not use deodorant. Some smell is acceptable to me, just not powerful waves of aroma.

Aimless, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:39 (ten years ago)

just shave em

go on

shave em

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 22:49 (ten years ago)

I didn't wear any today and it was 90 degrees out and shared a crowded elevator with my boss late in the day
Tomorrow I'll be wearing it

calstars, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 22:58 (ten years ago)

too late

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 23:04 (ten years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31k-KQa7NGL._AC_UL320_SR214,320_.jpg

for life.

Jeff, Thursday, 10 September 2015 00:29 (ten years ago)

there's a forgotten deodorant i wore during a particularly winning stretch of my life.. vague olfactory memories stir up nostalgic emotions

brimstead, Thursday, 10 September 2015 01:44 (ten years ago)

There is also the issue that people with particularly musky BO, while it may not be a strictly BAD smell, it can be very...personal. Like, I don't necessarily want to know the intimate scents of men I'm not sleeping with just because their indifference toward showering or doing laundry leads them to broadcast their musk everywhere.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 10 September 2015 02:50 (ten years ago)

I thought I didn't need deodorant for a certain period of my life, not least because even gels that were supposed to be non-staining would still leave marks on my clothes (often vintage, often polyester). But one day on my way to an Easter dinner at someone's family home I was embarrassed by my own BO accumulated from just walking and taking the subway and getting to a far-flung part of the city. So I bought some antiperspirant on my way there and never looked back.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 10 September 2015 02:54 (ten years ago)

I find deodorant pretty essential in NYC summers, but I can only stand the unscented kind.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 September 2015 03:04 (ten years ago)

I mean we have this combination of heat and humidity and gross air and human density and widespread use of public transit here, just hard to justify not using it.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 September 2015 03:05 (ten years ago)

I tend to use stuff from LUSH. One of the solid bars called something like T'eo which is pretty powdery and one that's like a solidified gel that's like coconut white/grey

Stevolende, Friday, 11 September 2015 09:49 (ten years ago)

particularly musky BO

this is just people who don't wash their clothes. fresh bo is forgivable, musky takes a serious amount of neglect and disdain.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 11 September 2015 09:55 (ten years ago)

six years pass...

Some discussion of deodorant on the U.S. economy thread, thought I'd revive this so as not to go too off-topic there.

So: I don't wear deodorant or antiperspirant. I did from my teens into my early 30s, and at a certain point I had a discussion with a friend of mine who was like, "Why do you wear deodorant? You shower every day." It was an interesting question and made me wonder if I'd just been sold a bill of goods by the body/beauty industry. So as an experiment, I stopped. And never went back.

This is a totally personal thing, some people sweat more than others, some people probably give off more odor than others, so I'm not being prescriptive. But I actually sweat a fair amount, and in the last 20 years I don't think it has ever mattered that I don't wear deodorant. None of the people I've been in relationships in that time have minded — when I ask, I just get "I like your smell," and I promise my wife would not say that if it actually bothered her. I've even mentioned it to some friends at work, like, "Do you ever notice that I don't wear deodorant?" An odd question, granted, but people always seem genuinely surprised because no, they've never noticed.

I don't think there's anything wrong with deodorants or antiperspirants, but in my years of using them I sometimes would get irritated skin from them. So I'm happy not to mess with it. Just curious if there are other abstainers out there. (Caveat, I do take showers every day, and I often time my bathing to when I'm going to go mingle with people, so I try to maximize my cleanliness for public consumption.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 16 September 2021 19:28 (four years ago)

Pit putty at the moment. I am still on one of the tester size packages. Trying to think what word for package type is, metal screw lid thingy.
Had been using a Better By Nature roll on but couldn't find a refill after finding the container unscrewed so tried this stuff. Found it in the local loose goods store place called The Filling Station. Green place that tries to reuse packaging for the most part but does sell some things in their own containers as well as having a lot of cleaned out plastic bottles etc available.
Think after this I will try another flavour or scent of the same stuff. Since there are 3 or 4 varieties.

Stevolende, Friday, 17 September 2021 07:37 (four years ago)

company is called Faith In Nature.
Looks like Pit Putty call at least the full size units tubs but thy come in these little metal pot things with screw on lids that are like what you get snuff or something in, maybe popular in cosmetics. small circular things where teh screw on lid takes up about half the height.
https://pitputty.eu/collections/all

Stevolende, Friday, 17 September 2021 08:54 (four years ago)

Potassium alum - it's the bomb. Seems to be more or less innocuous. A stick costing £4 lasts me around six months. Just use it on freshly clean and wet pits for effectiveness.

LTJ Jenkem (Noel Emits), Friday, 17 September 2021 11:28 (four years ago)

Why do they call u noel emits tho

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2021 14:07 (four years ago)

Why is it so hard to find an unscented stick? Most stores seem to carry only one brand; my Target never has any.

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 18 September 2021 07:24 (four years ago)

i use Arm and Hammer essentials unscented. it works well on me and I've really noticed a positive difference with skin irritation.

peace, man, Saturday, 18 September 2021 09:55 (four years ago)

i stopped using a long time ago but i tried the crystal but that can clog your pores too so just use a good cleaning when you take a shower!

xzanfar, Saturday, 18 September 2021 14:57 (four years ago)

Right Guard Sport Powder Dry 4 life

Jeff, Saturday, 18 September 2021 16:41 (four years ago)

I'm among the majority of adult humans for whom soap + water works just fine to keep armpit odors down to acceptable levels for acceptable periods of time between applications.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, 19 September 2021 03:45 (four years ago)

I don't have a washing machine or lots of 'cllset' space so I prefer it if my clothes can go a bit longer between washes. Also depends on what kind of activities you do, the "majority" of humans are going to be a bit stinky if they do physical work.

LTJ Jenkem (Noel Emits), Sunday, 19 September 2021 09:25 (four years ago)

I wish I could stop using deodorant/antiperspirant, but as someone whose job it is to wave my arms around in front of a bunch of eagle-eyed middle-schoolers all day, I feel like I need the antiperspirant at the very least.

Lily Dale, Sunday, 19 September 2021 15:11 (four years ago)

antiperspirant gives me rashes until I find the kind without aluminum, and 90% of the time i'm buying it, I'm in a convenience store and left to pick from waht they have.

still use it but one time the rash got so bad that I was doing a production of Assassins (rehearsal) and one of my castmates said "YO, Rob, u ok? what's going on in your pits there?"

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 September 2021 15:36 (four years ago)

When I stopped using anything, my shirts became stubbornly uncleanable; I use the crystal antiperspirant.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 19 September 2021 15:39 (four years ago)

I use diet antiperspirant

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 September 2021 15:40 (four years ago)

my motto is let the sweat go free wherever thee may be. But I don't go on public transport and am rarely in confined indoor spaces and mainly I just don't care anymore.

calzino, Sunday, 19 September 2021 15:48 (four years ago)

My substitute deodorant arrived, and I like it well enough— Weleda Sage 12hr. Pretty inexpensive, too, and works reasonably well. No alum or any crap!

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 20 September 2021 15:53 (four years ago)


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