Student sentenced to vomit cleanup

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OLATHE, Kansas (AP) -- A high school student convicted of battery for vomiting on his Spanish teacher has been ordered to spend the next four months cleaning up after people who throw up in police cars.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

a novel idea -- maybe towns w/ lots of bars should consider this, as a "civil improvement" kinda thing.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

are a lot of people vomiting on their spanish teachers...?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

should I have?

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

"battery"

What exactly had this guy been eating? Lugnuts?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

raw pancakes.

― Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Better:

OLATHE, Kansas (AP) -- A high school student convicted of battery for vomiting on his Spanish teacher has been ordered to spend the next four months vomiting on himself.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Battery = touching anyone in any way you're not supposed to! I mean, theoretically you could get convicted of battery for like gently poking someone's shoulder, assuming you could find a context to do it in that'd be sufficiently unreasonable and criminal.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

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