Fictional and/or Nonexistent Schools You Wish You'd Attended

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1. Roosevelt Franklin Elementary School (Sesame Street)
2. Westerberg High School (Heathers)
3. James Buchanan High School (Welcome Back, Kotter)
4. Walt Whitman High School (Room 222)
5. Winslow High (Boston Public)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

6. The school in the Brass Eye sketch where kids were encouraged to develop drug habits.

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Vince Lombardi High School (Rock and Roll High School)

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Mainly because I always wanted to see my high school blow up.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

8. Springfield Elementary School (Simpsons)
9. Bitch School (Spinal Tap)
10. The School for Scandal (R.B. Sheridan)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

11. Silk Nightie's School for Incorrigible Nympho Girls

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

12. Hogwarts

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

I wish I had gone to Can't Buy Me Love High.

― Dave225 can't find his password, Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

14. School of Rock

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

13. (14?) Satan's School for Girls

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

15. School of Hard Knocks

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

16. School of Hard Cocks

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

The school where Huck and Kenan are turning into the same person

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

and Stewardess School

― Dave225 can't find his password, Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

17. Capeside High (Dawson's Creek)
18. Bayside High (Saved by the Bell)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

19. St. Custards (Molesworth)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

My mind is currently being blown by the idea of a fictional yet existent school. I blame the coffee.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

20. whatever the school was in tom wolfe's last book--apparently it was like a four-year orgy

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.yobeat.com/features/tourslide2.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

21. Fillmore Junior High

― Land Ho! (dymaxia), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

22. San Dimas High

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

23. Whatever the school is in Rules of Attraction, where you don't go to class, you just go to parties with bare-breasted women.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

24. Speaking of San Dimas high, whatever high school it is in the Bill and Ted future (still San Dimas High?).

"And very important, DO NOT do your homework without wearing headphones."

― Roz (Roz), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

25. X Junior High ("Fillmore" on Disney Channel / ABC, best school ever, OMG)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

26. http://hometown.aol.com/theslayer80/images/sweet%20valley%20high%20group.jpg

nb I am not sure who all those people represent at the bottom.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

27. Sunnydale High (Buffy)
28. McKinley High (Freaks & Geeks)

― Ronald McDonald, Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

29. Lawndale High (Daria)

― Jane Lane, Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

How could I forget Sweet Valley High? I would go there as long as I could be an heiress.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

30. Riverdale High (Archie comics)

― Roz (Roz), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

STARFLEET ACADEMY

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

OH WOULD THAT I COULD!!! SOB

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/replicant/70/xmen101/logo_school.gif

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Miskatonic University

― Arachne, Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

pwned!

http://www.superherostuff.com/characters/X-Men/images/xavier_institute_tshirt2.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

what the mit media lab is like in my head.
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Whassamatta-U

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Sunnydale High would've been very fun to go to.

― The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

216. greyfriars (billy bunter)
94. bash street (the beano)
-6. the one jennings and darbyshire went to (jennings and darbyshire)

at least they might have taught me to count.

(obviously i wanted to say st custard's but j.lu beat me to the punch chiz chiz)

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

oh, and of course: evil hold school, whence i took my name.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

University of Rochester

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Twin Peaks High

― Clay (cws), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

26. St. Trinian's

― Masonic Boom (kate), Friday, 29 July 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

27. "Satan's School For Girls" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070633/

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

Fast Times at Ridgment High. Duuuuuude. I would be all over Sean Penn.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

29. Willow Gables (Philip Larkin's perv fantasy girl's school)
30. Malory Towers (Enid Blyton. As above but more midnight feasts and less sex. Possibly.)

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

the school in To Serve Them All My Days by R.F. Delderfield

― youn, Friday, 29 July 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

Arrgh now desperately want to dig out my old Enid Blyton school stories, Malory Towers and the other one? St Claire's?

31. Also Melling School where the girls were all very brilliant and quirky and kept having emotional crises over the tea urn. Not Enid Blyton.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

32. That Ballet School in Suspiria!

(OK, only because it looked so much like my actual Old School. Creepy nuns and all.)

― Masonic Boom (kate), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

33. That school in The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

34. Erinsborough High, where they only have one classroom and one corridor.

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

35. http://xrpg.rpcommunity.com/images/addyplaque.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

36. The school in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life where John Cleese teaches sex ed?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 29 July 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

37. Busterburger University (Hamburger The Motion Picture)

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

38. St Trinian's (Ronald Searle)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 29 July 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

39. Crazy-Go-Nuts University (Go Dumples!)

― When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 30 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

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