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arnold adenoid? bosko balaban? SUPPORT A MEATFREE WORLDF?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Orbit

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

startrekman

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

GARU G

― gar-imly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

I like his early stuff better.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

the real GARU G

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

[email protected]

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Could someone link some [email protected] classics please?

― (i wanna be) garu g, Friday, 29 July 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

larry bundgee

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Rogan Whitenails!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

i loved bosko balaban

― gem (trisk), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

mashped potatoes are for eating upped with a plastik fork or spoon with. and not to share with anywon even if there hungry and jusd eat all upped by your own self upped. the spoon or fork comes in bag to make clean to eat with and not worry about and jusd consontrate on eating upped the potatoes into the mouth with. bag is plastik too. jusd liked fork and spoons are. buckets are fun and a good place for mashped potatoes to be putted in. thats why there there and not in some other fun thing.
jeesus likeds mashped potatoes. thats why he maded kfc. becos kfc would no how to buld potatoes there in the bulding place if jeesus putted him there and let him buld them. then peepol drive car or truck near a window. becos there interesting about whats in the bulding place. then they see kfc there and bulding potatoes like a supertimer. then kfc hears talkings out the window. so he puts to stopped the bulding to see what it is by peekabooing out the window. and sees the wanting peepols comed for the potatoes in cars and trucks.
won man says to him. can i have jusd one bucket pleased and then ill go and enjoy it pleased. kfc says wait 1 minutt pleased. then he comes backed to the window hugging buckets of mashped potatoes fored wanting peepols to take in the buckets to there eating place or by a pretty lake. and sometimes giveds nabkins too. thats what kfc doods and how kfc doods. and peepol enjoy the buckets with masphed potatoes putted in by kfc.

-- TI... ([email protected]), July 10th, 2003 4:36 PM.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

(It kinda reminds me of Gaz's sons comic narrations! heh)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

haha never seen one of tim's posts before. that's classic!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~ohronny/kfc.jpg

― ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

and my personal fave,

dear mister mikel i know your up there. i think i saw you on tv wonce.
i can't remeber but i think so. i feel bad that you turnned into a monstor.
what is your favorit thing. mines mashped potatos. do you think if jeesus sent you back youd want some too. becos youd have to drive a car or truck thru drivethru and ask good. maybe jeesus would help and send you to sit the car at drivethru so youd be there kwik. i hope so. patients is hard. kfc builds fast and hes there all the time but you need to go there to get them. you have to wassh your hands good tho or you wont get to go or get any too. also you need the plastic fork to eat them. once they didnt gived the fork and i used my hands. do you use the plastic fork in heaven. fred haves a jerbill. he got at the petstor too. they gave him in a squar box and he scratched noizes in it. he has fur. he doesnt have arms tho only legs. do you have a pet in heaven. i bet it would float and be intersesting. does it have arms or legs. or both. i like it when they have legs. do you. he also does tiny bowl movments. thats the good name becos its not rudd. do you thinkif you were tiny youd do tiny bowl movments too. i bet. tell jeesus i sed hi. bye.

-- TI... ([email protected]), August 25th, 2002.

― ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

B3cky Luca$

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

I was Bosko.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

really?!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

today ilx reveals all!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

How do you search for those [email protected] posts, they're genius

― (i wanna be) garu g, Friday, 29 July 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

I put [email protected] in the email search field. I didnt wanna do it too much tho, ILX seems to fall over when we all hammer the search.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

Getting 200 emails from Conor "I AM A WEREWOLF" was kind of amusing.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

He was special.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season

Name Bosko Balaban
Team Aston Villa
Total Appearances 0
Starts 0
Substituted 0
Total Minutes Played 0
Avg Minutes Played Per Start 0
Goals 0
Avg Goal Mins When Starting 0.0
Avg Mins Played/Goal Scored 0
Goals Scored As Sub 0
Number of Bookings 0
Total Booking Minutes 0
Avg Bookings Per Start 0
Number of Red Cards 0
Total Red Card Minutes 0
Avg Red Cards Per Start 0

-- bosko (bos...), June 14th, 2004.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

WHO IS WOMEN BY TIM

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 29 July 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

MASHPED POTATOES!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

He? Didnt it transpire werewolf Conor was a she?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

Huh really? I'm not exaggerating that I got 200 emails from he/she either.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I seem to recall Dan or someone saying Conor was a she. What were the emails? Just loads of "AAROOOOOO!" shit?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

Yeah mostly "HI AAAARON I AM A WHEREWOLF ARE YOU?" and there were gif pictures that I was afraid to open... but in retrospect I should've.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh and lest we forget ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

trayce can read my mind (re ORNALDO)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

Why Tad, you dirty little... ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

ahahaha oh my that werewolf thread is hysterical! can we swap the jon/orbit saga for some hilarious trolls?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I miss our oldskool crazy trolls, they were fun! In fact I dont even think of them as trolls.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

I am, I got a certificate too

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Menelaus I can't remember whether you were for or against the mock lesbians.

― estela (estela), Friday, 29 July 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

startrekman isn't a troll!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 29 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.smnnews.com/gay.gif

― ghetty green (eman), Friday, 29 July 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu

― zzzz, Friday, 29 July 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

im pretty awesome.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 29 July 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

nice try

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

fred likes the feddachinny alfredo a whole lot becos it has the word fred in it. fredachinny alfredo would have two whole freds in it but mister of italy dont want it that way with toomuch freds going on already. fred wrote the automatic asking letter to the mister of italy why not. automatics when you dont know what you do before what you do it to. fred get no anwser from. just went and looked in mailbox and nothing in it for fred. just was happend like that. nothing in it for fred. im glad none of my names in a tasty food. then id be like fred with the why nots. fred still eats the alfredo sometimes.

― [email protected], Friday, 29 July 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

the fearless captain munnerlyn (spidermark) has been banned permanently.
troll; also sock for a prev. banned poster

― buzza, Monday, 29 November 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

bato

― SquickiLeaks (haitch), Monday, 29 November 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

Why dont you fat, ugly, stupid drunks eat a salad some time and maybe get some sun?

― bato (bato), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 11:36 (5 years ago)

― GANGgajang dance (electricsound), Monday, 29 November 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

c-man pwnz all these l@ym0rz

― Pashmina, Monday, 29 November 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

HI DERE WAHT IS IT MADE

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy),

4 eber

― hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 29 November 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

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