There's Nothing Mored Gay Than......

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...a dipshit that's talking shit on his motherfucking cellphone with a goddam BLUE TOOTH sticking out of his monkey corking ear!

― skilz, Thursday, 28 July 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

why?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 July 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Gay in the homosexual sense or in the "LOLZ I R DUMM and U R TEH GAY LOLZ" sense?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Blue tooth? Monkey corking?

Is this some sort've poetry slam? I don't know what you're talking about.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.amkor.com/enablingtechnologies/bluetooth/bluetooth_triangle.JPG

Look! It's a triangle! It's balls! It's fagit!!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

IS this websit fagit.com or somehing bunch o fagits

― 3553546456546, Friday, 29 July 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

DOn't none of you bitches steal that domain from me, bitches!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

i'm sure it's long gone

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what this thread is about, but I'm hijacking it to talk about something I saw a few weeks ago that deeply disturbed me.

I was driving behind some huge ass pickup truck, and I noticed something swinging from the place where you'd normally hook up a trailer. "What the fuck is that" I said to myself. It was a chrome scrotum.

Has anyone else seen this? Is this a widespread phenomenon? I'd really love to think that I just hallucinated it.

Anyway, to swerve back to the thread title: I think that might have been the gayest thing I've ever seen. And I've seen some gay things in my time, believe you me.

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

i'm sure i've seen a thread about truck balls.. but i could be wrong

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

Google: Did you mean: chrome ball bag ?

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

"bumper nuts" or "bumper testicles"

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

in fact: http://www.bumpernuts.com/

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

oh good grief, the truck driving crew ain't pigeon-holed enough without adding insult to injury with this? Where is Daisy Duke when you need her to tell them dumb asses this is SO gay (in a bad way) Even my gay friends think this is SOOOOOOO gay! Made one of them want a trucker BF! Ha ha ha!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bumpernuts.com/animala.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

"Man, these things are great! I hang 'em from my music stand at every
Camel Toe show, and inevitably some girls start rubbing them and stuff.
The nuts have been a good addition to our gigs -- thanks!"

Doug Of Camel Toe, The Bass Player

(from the bumpernuts.com site)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

yup, taken:

http://www.fagit.com/

however, somethingbunchofagits.com is still available

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

i think the best thing about bumpernuts is the way they come in different colours so you can match them to your graphix or whatever on your 4WD. especially how they are listed: Blue, Black, Camo, Red, Yellow, Flesh, White, Brass, Aluminum as if 'camo' is a desirable colour

― gem (trisk), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

It was a chrome scrotum.

Yeah, I've seen that.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

sadly i don't think this pleasing phenomenon has reached australia as yet. i can just picture it on hotted up holden V8 utes covered in 'i got my end away at the inseminators B&S' and 'NO FAT CHICKS' stickers though. maybe i should look into being the australian distributors.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

gem's all-aussie bumpernuts

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

maybe the website could somehow incorporate 'muelsing' in the url

― gem (trisk), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Can't wait 'til we start seeing bumpernuts in Z. Actually I could do with some right now, there is an abominable campaign happening with cut outs and posters of a silhoetted rugby player in a haka pose; looks like he is taking a shit really. I'm sick of people drawing huge cocks on them so I would like to suspend some bumpernuts on it instead.

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

in Z? that was supposed to be in NZ. Damn you dodgy keyboard

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

there's nothing more gay than...

...cherries jubilee:

ihttp://www.margarethorvat.com/Cherries_Jubilee_WEB.jpg

― moley (moley), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

i think the best thing about bumpernuts is the way they come in different colours so you can match them to your graphix or whatever on your 4WD. especially how they are listed: Blue, Black, Camo, Red, Yellow, Flesh, White, Brass, Aluminum as if 'camo' is a desirable colour

Haha... as in "that truck I had sex with some weeks back probably had 'camo' nuts, as I couldn't find them."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 29 July 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nicksfix.com/the_simpsons_do_rumours.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 29 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JNQE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if you can also get ovaries for your bumper. the fallopian tubes would like nice in chrome, like harley

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

lmao @ "bumper nuts".

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

"bumpernuts" best chance of uk market, er, penetration = the whole m4x p0w3r clio tricked up w/moulded side skirts & wide bore exhaust pipe scene, surely.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

jesus, they even put veins in the bumpernuts!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

...than a fag passing as straight by calling himself a metrosexual.

― titz, Friday, 29 July 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

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