ILX SCOTTISH (Yes, Scottish) Fantasy Football League 2005-2006

I'm doing this now. I see Sportsound still appears fuXor3d.

Aye, the Sportsound Predictor mob are dragging their feet. Doesn't look as if they're going to have it up and running for the first set of fixtures. That's what you get for having no faith in me.

Team:

http://www.higgsitsolutions.co.uk/ff/game.asp?action=viewteam

Leagues:

http://www.higgsitsolutions.co.uk/ff/game.asp?action=choosemyleague

(You may have issues with asp pages in which case this still won't work)

OMG "Danny Invincible"?

Ignore the one called "ILX" - that was some idiot (ahem) thinking he'd messed up and created duplicate entries.

I'm shite at this game, bring back my predictions league I say!

Yes, but you doing better than everyone who isn't me. I totally rule this! Top of teh league and that's before all my zillion points for two of my defenders scoring this week. This is making up for my shiteness at the predictions thing.

Hat-trick for Stilian Petrov today, as I've just dropped him in favour of Alan Thomson.

Also, I'm 26th overall on this. Out of everyone. Yay!

yeah, that was a good idea...

Bollocks. When I was off on holiday and not reading the papers, he seems to have done himself a nasty injury and is out for eight weeks. So I've wasted a transfer by putting him out and bringing him in, and he isn't even likely to play again until about October. Bollocky bollockness.

In other news, Julyan Sinclair appears to be presenting the fans chat section of Scotsport SPL from a gay sauna. And, in a total non-shocker, Gerry McNee is advocating a minimum six match ban for Neil Lennon, following by stripping him of the captaincy (because no Rangers captains ever get sent off in Old Firm games) and a possible public flogging in George Square.

Yes. And you still have Jeremie Aliadiere in your team despite the fact that his phenomenal bench-warming skills have failed to impress the spotter of talent that is Gordon Strachan.

Note to others: I did transfers on Saturday morning. They don't appear to have registered, meaning I got to do some more this week and I don't appear to have been shafted due to rash intended transfer in of Alan Thompson for the Old Firm fiasco game.

Which means I still get to get rid of Kris Boyd and Gary Caldwell. Huzzah!

Except they apparently haven't since he just scored twice for them in the CIS Cup.

I liked the minute when Rangers were being beaten by Clyde at Ibrox. Ceefax has extra time being played in St Mirren v Motherwell currently, yet no mention of same at Ibrox. And Rangers have scored in the 98th minute. Does this mean they really *have* added on 10 minutes stoppage time since Rangers are not beating a (bully) wee team?

Why not? Well, given they play for Killie and Hibs the answer is obvious. TEH LURE OF TEH PIE.

I blame the person who suggested changing pubs!

Incidentally, that wee diddy so-shite-that-Burchill-got-a-hat-trick-against-them-in-about-four-seconds team you were trying to remember was Jeunesse Esch.

Does Strophic still post here? I'm needing a Hearts fan to laugh at. "Where's your treble gone, where's your treble gone" etc...

*Except for half an hour ago in the pub, obviously**

**And the centenary season, equally obviously. How funny was that?

POS TEAM NAME MANAGER GLS AGT WKS PTS
1 Muppet Marauders Ai1sa Wats0n 41 132 18 552
2 Eastbears D3rek C4mpbell 36 101 18 547
3 Dobbers United Br3ndan Boy1e 36 137 18 543
4 Dancing Queens FC FJ McGreg0r 36 145 18 540
5 juve juniors st3ph3n curr1e 41 129 18 537

(names googleproofed by me to protect the innocent)

Congrats, I have turned out to be rubbish at this, despite having Wee Gogs as my manager and Paul Hartley.

I want a prize!

Onimo,
ILX Scottish Football Predictions Champion 2004-2005, 2005-2006

I'm killing time here while I do last minute burning of disks I promised aldo.

As discussed last night, I cannot believe that this isn't on the telly. C'mon, it's a film about a wee team with a couple of past-it SPL players in it who fluke their way to a Scottish Cup Final. Robert Duvall IS Rowan Alexander! Ally McCoist IS James Grady! Michael Keaton IS Brooks Mileson! etc.

That, and the thought of Andy Smith's big lugs on the big screen. Was he actually playing the part of the cup?

HE HAS ALL YOUR DISCS. Unless try glasgow more comes up with date/venue (I'm leaning towards the Sunday night, personally) he's yer man.

"Decemberdröm, En" (2005) TV Series .... Himself/Picture

http://imdb.com/name/nm1418875/
Why aren't the Henke DVDs listed on his IMDB thing?

You have an odd concept of comedy value, you really *are* pissed. (xpost)

ask Gerry about the first pre-Camber night back in the flat

Let's just say my hangover was so bad I was incapable of being a passenger and I've no idea how Al managed to do stuff like keep his eyes open and drive and not throw up for 3 hours.
Sample quote from the previous evening "The thing about rum & coke is you don't want to drown it, four parts rum to one part coke is ideal" - and that was after a night in the pub.