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Trump says he'll renovate the U.N. quicker, cheaper
By Charisse Jones, USA TODAY
Fri Jul 29, 7:20 AM ET

Donald Trump, the flamboyant real estate developer who has put his stamp on everything from a Central Park skating rink to some of the priciest high-rises in Manhattan, now is offering to leave his mark on no less than the United Nations.

Trump, host of The Apprentice, a reality TV show, says he is willing to oversee the renovation of the U.N.'s worn headquarters, saving the international body billions of dollars and allowing it to focus its resources on fighting famine and AIDS instead.

And he'll do it for free.

"I'm offering to bring it in way under budget ... and much quicker," Trump said. "I don't want any fees. I'd like to do it for humanity..."

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Trump said that U.N. officials' lack of expertise could make the price tag balloon to $3 billion. He said it should cost no more than $700 million.

[...]

U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan acknowledged earlier this week that Trump told him several years ago that he could do the renovation more cheaply and quickly than anyone else.

If Trump can do it for half the price, "I'm sure he will get the contract," Annan said, according to the secretary-general's spokeswoman. "So I would encourage him to bid."

kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

*insert comedic "the UN can't go bankrupt, can it?" response here*

kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
NEW YORK (AP) -- Rosie O'Donnell says Donald Trump is a man obsessed.

"It's the way I look. He can't resist. I love when people say you're fat like you don't know," O'Donnell joked Monday on ABC's "The View." "... It's always the first comment of someone who disagrees with you if you happen to be on the plus side."

Trump has been hurling insults at O'Donnell since she criticized his news conference with Miss USA Tara Conner last month. Trump announced that Conner would be allowed to keep her title, which had been in jeopardy because of underage drinking.

"Boy, did I hit a nerve with that guy," O'Donnell said Monday, calling Trump a "comb-over bunny" for his relentless attacks on her, which include saying that Barbara Walters, creator of "The View," had told him she didn't want the 44-year-old comedian on the show.

Walters said Monday that Trump's remarks were "totally untrue" and expressed a wish that "we could rise above it."

"It's not we, it's him," said O'Donnell. "He's doing every show in America. He's on QVC talking ..."

"The guy, he's obsessed with me, obviously," she said.

Trump, in a statement to The Associated Press, CNN and other news organizations, said O'Donnell had gotten it wrong.

"I used the word 'slob,' I used the word 'degenerate' and I used the words 'not very smart.' The word 'fat' played a very small role, if any, in my description of her,' " he said.

On Monday's show, O'Donnell said she went shopping recently and "all of these plus-size women" with "tears in their eyes" approached her with words of support.

"He wounded millions of women by saying that I was fat, you know?"

Trump is the owner of the Miss Universe Organization, which includes Miss USA and Miss Teen USA.

The new season of his NBC reality show, "The Apprentice," premiered Sunday night.

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

If you're the kind of asshole stockbroker that idolizes Trump, wouldn't you be offended that an 18-year old nepotite is your boss?

milo z (mlp), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Was on Regis during lunchtime today

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

god i hate them both. send them off on a ship and sink it please

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

rosie o donnell never seems to care about the people she offends on a regular basis (breast feeding mothers and asians, to start with)

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

why would a stockbroker idolize trump?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Because he's rich. And a douchebag.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

and in a different industry

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

If it makes you feel better, pretend that 'stock brokers' is 'yuppie douchebags' - be they lawyers, real estate developers, bankers or stock boys.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Someone who actually works in one of those areas might not think the way you imagine they do

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

A stockbroker might look down on real estate people, for instance. Especially non-establishment real estate people.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I've never understood why Trump commands any attention whatsoever - he's a douchebag bozo who was boring the first time around in the 80s

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

A stockbroker might look down on real estate people, for instance.

So stock brokers look down on filthy rich Donald Trump? ('cuz no one mentioned 'real estate people' as a class or grouped all of those togehter)

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

I idolise Trump because I have bad hair!

SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

By the way, NEW SEASON OF THE APPRENTICE is not the reason that Trump is beating this dead horse to keep it and his name and the new season in the news, no sir.

SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

thanks to ILWWE

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/trumprosiephotos/

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Trump's responses to criticism are totally amazing to me -- half of them would look juvenile even on a message board. The one that most blew my mind was his writing a letter to the Times in response to a book review (I can't remember if it was something he'd written, or a book about him) that was just a high-and-mighty personal attack: "This guy's a hack. He wishes he had as much money as me." And so on.

I guess in terms of connecting with more viewers, I'm not surprised that Rosie would respond to the "fat" part of his comments, but you'd think the part where he calls a lesbian a "degenerate" would get more of the ire.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Is Trump equating lesbian = degenerate?

Anyway, he did have a good argument with all this (that the girl deserves a second chance and Rosie was being a total bitch about it) until it was drowned out by the juvenile sniping.

SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

WE SHOULD NOT KNOW OR CARE ABOUT THIS

geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

Chill out with a bottle of Trump Ice™.

SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

Roffle at milo/gabbneb exchange, I think "Because he's rich. And a douchebag," is going to be my stock answer to every "Why?" question from now on.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

I'd pay some serious scratch to see them duke it out in a ring.

def zep (calstars), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

eleven years pass...

The unlikely alliance between Donald Trump and Sen. Jeff Sessions started because of the United Nations.

It was 2005, and Trump was busy criticizing the U.N.'s plan to launch a $1.2 billion renovation of its Manhattan headquarters. To the real estate mogul, who had constructed Trump World Tower across the street, the price for the remodel was unreasonably high. "The United Nations is a mess," Trump told the New York Sun, deriding just the kind of multilateral institution he now routinely pans in his presidential bid. "And they're spending hundreds of millions of dollars unnecessarily on this project."

After Sessions learned of Trump's views, the Alabama Republican and then-Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) invited him to come to Washington to talk about building renovation and air his criticism of the U.N. project at a Senate subcommittee hearing.

The result was the best congressional testimony Sessions says he had ever heard. Even now, as Trump's sole Senate endorser and the heart of his presence in Washington, Sessions loves telling the story. That's partly because he likes to do his Trump impression.

"Y'all are gettin' taken to the cleaners!" Sessions said while mimicking Trump in a recent interview, his accent drifting somewhere between Queens and the Alabama Gulf Coast. "There is no way it should cost that much! ... If you give it to me, I'll save you a billion dollars!"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/p​o​werpost/wp/2016/04/19/how-the-united-n​ations-brought-donald-trump-and-jeff-s​essions-together/?utm_term=.bfc85da1c5​d0

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 3 September 2018 22:30 (seven years ago)

the best congressional testimony Sessions says he had ever heard.

shit. no wonder Trump lies like a rug all day every day. as long as he says what people want to hear, they lap it up like dogs pouncing on vomit.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 September 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)


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