I do not appreciate the smell of gahrlick!

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I got a ton of garlick and i think it has rotten or become radioactive and nwo my whole kitchen is full of a green gharlicke cloud! Aiigh! Mumff! I also hate when people smell like garlik. It invades my soul.

Does this just confirm that I am a vampire?

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 30 July 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Have a look in the mirror!

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Saturday, 30 July 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

sounds like the jerk porkchops we made last night. they were amazingly good, but hooweee, some potent aroma!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

I see a reflection, but hw do I know it's mine?

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

vampire status: unconfirmed

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

I see a reflection, but hw do I know it's mine?

Look in the mirror and look behind you at the same time. If the person in the mirror and the person behind you are the same, you are not only a vampire but also invisible.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Aside from loving garlic, I like that it makes my sweat a mosquito repellant.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

what if my house's mirro r has been replaced by a ultr ahigh tech moniter that creates illusions, from aliens - wait, they dont exist

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 31 July 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

Now you're being silly.

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

We eat a lot of garlic in my flat, but don't worry, the odour is masked by the endless curry stench

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Sweet Hanle y Deus, be glad you are not in Gilroy this weekend.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

There was a pop singer called Jessica Garlic, she wasn't that succesful.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 31 July 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

Mike, run to the nearest church, run to the cross and climb on it while singing "like a virgin." Do this nekkid. Then sit with your bum in the holy water and rub some on your chest. If you survive you're probably not an undead.

Also, let me know where and when you do this, so I can come watch!

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Sunday, 31 July 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

This is a vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 31 July 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

Nekkid!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 31 July 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

i love the smell of garlic when i'm cooking it, but i hate coming home to a garlic-scented lair.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 31 July 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

does Jesus hate garlick?

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 31 July 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

If so, then Jesus would also hate sriracha sauce, and I would be sad.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 31 July 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

Jesus loves everything equally, Mike, you know that. He proclaimed:

"I love garlick as much as parsley. They are both my children."

"But what about Salt 'n' Peppa?"

"No, they made lewd music. I'm sorry, so long as they don't see the error of their ways, they will end up in hell with MC Hammer."

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Sunday, 31 July 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

roffles.

sriracha is the best!

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 31 July 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

I brought bottles of sriracha to my hosts on the Eurotrip as gifts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 31 July 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

Do you mean that saucy sauce, Ned? Thom LOVES it!

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Sunday, 31 July 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

:-D I am very happy to hear it! I was going to ask how everyone has been using it. What has he tried it in? The website on the bottle allows you to order promo packs of their other sauces as well.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 31 July 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

No way did Jesus say that about MC Hammer.

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 31 July 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

Now the garlik is mixing with banana smell. I would wonder if a poultice can be made. Woudl the fruit mush anbd proto-european bulb sting cause a new form of medicine to be done?

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

omg. proto-european bulb!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

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