ILX thread titles that are abstruse hipster t-shirt slogans in a parallel dimension

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i watch the waltons unironically

I just did something really stupid. Please give me words of encouragement

FAT BEES!

― I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Saturday, 30 July 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Several Species Of Small Furry Mongrels Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With a Sheepfuxor

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 30 July 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

ILX thread titles that are abstruse hipster t-shirt slogans in a parallel dimension

WELCOME TO THE METADIMENSION

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 30 July 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm gassy, lassie.

― moley, Saturday, 30 July 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

i'm too damn smart to be making so little money

― carly (carly), Saturday, 30 July 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE AHTS UP WHYIS THE NAME REVERSED

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

BOLLOCKS ASS SHIT HAPPY CHRIDGMAS

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

Is self-assembly furniture sent by God to try us?

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

to all the Aryan girls...

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

Garu G Clubhouse

― The Gospel Comes to New Guinea (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

I hate Lance Armstrong.

― I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

aha, once again, my "places to put your penis" thread earns its keep!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

(addition of "helpful" arrows optional?)

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

seriously, i think them who run this ilx thing should cash in on this.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Domes!

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 July 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

Pentagon to Bush: Look Up!

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Sunday, 31 July 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 31 July 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

"???"

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

SONNED BY A WITE KID AFTER A AOL BEEF

― mike a, Sunday, 31 July 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE (something)

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

Seattle wants Sistah Citiez!

― The Gospel Comes to New Guinea (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 31 July 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

ILX thread titles that are abstruse hipster t-shirt slogans in a parallel dimension

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 31 July 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

I knew someone was going to put that.

― The Gospel Comes to New Guinea (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 31 July 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

That kind of talk could get you burned for Witchy activities in the middle ages.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 31 July 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Owen Wilson: YES

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Avoidant (Ferg), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

I hadn't any milk, so I melted a choc-ice

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Avoidant (Ferg), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Your goddamn soulseek wishlist!

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

try glasgow more

― Come, mah county killahs -- Ian Riese-Moraine can't run no MORE!!! (Eastern Mant, Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

My rice cooker doesn't work anymore.

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

What are koalas and can we eat them?

Taking sides: People who said "I love just about every film with Bill Murray in it" five years ago vs. people who say it now

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 1 August 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

hey who's online right now who's got AIM?

Ewan McGregor Wants Off ... THE ISLAND!

What browser do you use?

― Clay (cws), Monday, 1 August 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

these are all amazing

"non baggy jeans for men, do they even exist???"

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 1 August 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

when you're already drunk why would you buy another newcastle brown just before you leave a bar for the road?

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

STROD FUKNG RULAS MAN U DONT GAT IT!1!11! OMG WTF HA ROKS TEH MOTHER FUKNG HOUS31!!! LOL H3 FUKNG ROXORS IT ROKS IT ROKS IT!!!! WTF

― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

pop-cult palimpsests!

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

Patriot Truck

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Chicago: Interesting to Type, but Perhaps not to Read

My faggotry knows no bounds

Was "Revenge of the Nerds" really as good as it seemed at the time?

try glasgow more

Ronald McDonald would hit it

Gilbert Gottfried: Funniest man alive

If the sun wouldn't exist...

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

Hi My father very root with me what can I do?

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

Guess Papers

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Hopefully Liverpool won't win the European Cup aka UEFA Champions League (+ the other one)

― t**t, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

Was "Revenge of the Nerds" really as good as it seemed at the time?

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)


YOUR FINAL MEAL

   ON EARTH

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      v

― nabisco, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

*in awe*

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

in ew

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

I want a cheapo, Josh Friedlander-style trucker hat that says "Fuck Washing A Hat"

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

Don't act like it'd take more than 5 minutes to find an attention-lover who'd wear that. It'd be totally eww on either sex, though maybe a bit less scary (and more creepy) on a woman.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Judah Friedlander

(sorry.)

― kenan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Badass pizzas

― max, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

STARCASTLE
TIME LIFE BOX SET INFOMERCIALS ARE THE BEST PROGRAMING ON TV
I Have Never Had An Opinion About The Surf Punks

― max, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

ILX thread titles that are abstruse hipster t-shirt slogans in a parallel dimension

― max, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

i live in the same town as him so i guess BAN LOUIS JAGGER might fly here.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

dude stop being a tease and fap already

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

paul lynde

(but not the words, just an awesome picture of paul lynde)

― kenan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g198/PaulLyndeFanSite2/PaulLynde07f.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE4A1viG4lKILaluzJuJqSyFAan3w

― kenan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Your most spectacular failed pulling attempts, talk about them here!

― t**t, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

List The Direct References of Stereolab

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

OINK.ME--Can a nukka get an invite?

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET 9/12: PERPETUA EATS MOM, YELLS AT HAM SANDWICH, POLISHES HIS COIN SLOT

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

I would joyfully wear a shirt that said "My faggotry knows no bounds."

― Jenny, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

I would joyfully wear a shirt that said "My faggotry knows no bounds."

How about paul lynde on the front, and "My faggotry knows no bounds" on the back?

― kenan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man I would wear a GUESS PAPERS shirt or hoodie.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD OH CHAKI YR MY #1 ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD OH CHAKI YR MY #1 ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD OH CHAKI YR MY #1 ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD OH CHAKI YR MY #1 ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD

― chaki, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

ok confession time.

i am actually wearing a t-shirt that says

"actually, blount..."

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Oum Kalthoum, Om Kolthom, Om Kalsoum, Omm Kalsoum, Omme Kolsoum, Oom Koolsum, Oum Kalthoum, Oum Kalthum, Oum Kalsoum, Oum Kaltsoum, Oum Kolthoum, Oum Koulsoum, Oum Kulthum, Oum Kulthume, Um Kalthoum,

― the next grozart, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

dude stop being a tease and fap already
-- Just got offed, Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

if I haven't already mentioned that I was familiar with "fap" as a slang term meaning "masturbate" long before I encountered it on ILX, this seems like a pretty opportune time to do so

― bernard snowy, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

Restrooms => Hand-Washing => Smaller Hand-Washing => Spaghetti & Meatballs

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

and if I hadn't already mentioned that I take great relish in ambiguities...

― Just got offed, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

um....

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

just playin'

― Just got offed, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

ask a puppy

rolling sadface 2007

Ice Cube Presents: Black Lois Lane

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

Why does black people never want to rock?

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

 THINGS TO PUT
IN YOUR VAGINA
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― The Reverend, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

booo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

   GUYS LUPE FIASCO
IS AT MY PLACE OF WORK
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― The Reverend, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

CHEESY, SALTY, CRUNCHY, AWESOME

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

    ONE HUNDRED
MINOR EMBARRASSMENTS
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― The Reverend, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ALL THIS WHITE GIRLS

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 26 October 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i134/dgoobl/KGShirt.jpg

― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

The estela special....

(hang on)

― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

have you stopped to think that if you find the right girl now you'll miss out on all the wrong girls.

That one, sorry got distracted by the SSeward thread there.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

omg @ mockup

― H-O-O-S yes i guess i could steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

NEVER FORGET 9/12: PERPETUA EATS MOM, YELLS AT HAM SANDWICH, POLISHES HIS COIN SLOT

I would wear this!

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

L1L Wayn3 2OI2

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

I like Kelsey shirt except the justified text. It makes the word 'dark' foolish, the tracking, it does.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

I think the Perpetua shirt wld look good in a New York Post style.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

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