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What illnesses do you wish you'd have contracted at some point in your life?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 July 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

a tape worm.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Saturday, 30 July 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

because i'm FAT

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Saturday, 30 July 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

None, jesus.

I fear that there's nothing I can do about the noble gout, however. So, gout.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

the noble grout, because it's just a bit of fun (so let's be cool).

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Autisim. It would just help explain things better than this accursed color-blindness.

― The Original Jimmy Mod (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

Priapism.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

chicken pox!

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

i wish i;d contracted some pills tonite, instead of 20 arriving tomorrow, that way i wouldnt hjave woken up on the 253 in camden, instead of a) being still out, fucked, or b) at home in bed listening to stars of the lid

― charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 31 July 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

Aye, Scurvy, dog.

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Sunday, 31 July 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

The ladies all go for a dark, poetic type who's dying of consumption, right?

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Sunday, 31 July 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

But then you would die.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 31 July 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Malaria. Would explain my hot and cold sweats and random fainting episodes. Plus, well, another excuse to drink loads and loads of tonic water. (With gin, of course.)

― Masonic Boom (kate), Monday, 1 August 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

Pelopism :)

(look it up)

― JTS, Monday, 1 August 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

Please ignore that. Wrong Greek guy.

― JTS, Monday, 1 August 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

you should have taken the 254, gareth. i did and i woke up outside my house as opposed to camden

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

Please ignore that. Wrong Greek guy.

"Yes! I'm going to get a bigger dick! Wait, what are you doing, ARGH..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

u sikk, sikk piipl, yo

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

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