Best Parting Shots as you break up with someone

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"We'll always have Paris"

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 31 July 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

"Got your nose"

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 31 July 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

"This arranged marriage has been a total sham"

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 31 July 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

You should never give in to the temptation to do this "parting shots" thing. You might imagine you're being clever, but think about it: was Dorothy Parker a happy person?

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

< Lt. Frank Drebin> "Momus, I faked every orgasm" < Lt. Frank Drebin

― Negativa, True Believer (Sheryl Crow in a Britney costume) (Barima), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

That's a good parting shot, Momus.

(for the record I'm about to break up with anyone, nor would i shoot any parting if i was)

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I mean I'm NOT about to break up with anyone.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

'i still love you'

― 3, Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

you know that friend of mine you always tried to keep me away from because you madly, jealously, wrongly thought she fancied me? well guess where i'll be tonight...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

'stop emailing me kenan!!!'

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― 3, Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

"click"

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

"omg brb"

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 31 July 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

"hang on k"

― gear (gear), Sunday, 31 July 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

"i left something in my car"

― gear (gear), Sunday, 31 July 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

"I'm getting another call...one sec"

― gear (gear), Sunday, 31 July 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

"i do"

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 31 July 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Lilacs blossom just as sweet,
now my heart is shattered.
If I bowled it down the street,
would you think it mattered?

― DorothyParker, Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

don't think twice, it's alright

― autovac (autovac), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

"Sorry about the genital warts."

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

"At least you now have genital warts"

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

"We can always cherish our shared memories. And the genital warts."

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

"Try Glasgow more."

― Come, mah county killahs -- Ian Riese-Moraine can't run no MORE!!! (Eastern Mant, Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Go on then, fuck off!

― dmun drive-in (dmun), Sunday, 31 July 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Here's looking at you, kid. And here's me breaking up with you. And here's me walking away.

― shanecavanaugh (shanecavanaugh), Sunday, 31 July 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Actually Dorothy Parker had the last laugh, and left EVERYTHING to the NAACP.

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 31 July 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

"i don't" (barked in the face of your fiancee just before you flounce out of the church in your wedding dress)

― dasein, Sunday, 31 July 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

"I was only pretending to be terrible in bed HA HA HA!"

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 31 July 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

"I mistook you for someone else when I asked you out, and by the time I realised it was too late"

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 31 July 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

"I can't stand the sight of you but I'm going to stalk you just for a laugh"

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 31 July 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

"I put spiders in your mouth when were sleeping"

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 31 July 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

"I only went out with you as a way of getting to your sister. I know you don't have a sister, but I'm mentally ill."

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

"I want to hate you but I can't" is a classic.

― coral/coral/coral, Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

sobbing

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

awkward long hugs

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Alba, is that from personal experience?

― Come, mah county killahs -- Ian Riese-Moraine can't run no MORE!!! (Eastern Mant, Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

honey, im going out to buy cigarettes. take care of the baby.

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

fucking

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

slamming doors

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

staring into space

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

bukkake

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 August 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

ken c otm

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

*finger to other's lips*
Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me cause it hurts (no, no, no)

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

"hey! look over there!" + run

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

"hey! look over there!" + run

"LOOK! A DECOY!"

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

What's the most unacceptable thing to have come out of your ass?

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

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