why do dentists insist on asking questions that require more than a yes/no answer while they have their fingers in your mouth?

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"How long ago did you have your wisdom teeth removed?"
"MRMM"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

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― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

The Dentists Union and the Shitty Stand-Up Comedians Union came to an agreement on this issue back in '71. In return for their cooperation, dentists don't have to follow the comedy club "two-drink minimum" rule, they only have to pay the cover.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

They want to feel your lips curl and rub around their finger as you try to answer.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

OMG that sentence almost gave me a stiff one.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

'Cause they can. Bastards!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

I have e-mailed a dentist's fiance to see if there is an answer to this question.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 6 August 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

My dentist is usually too busy singing John Denver's greatest hits to ask me anything.

― estela (estela), Saturday, 6 August 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

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