Master Shake: C/D?

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Cllllassic!

― plaque, Monday, 8 August 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

I think that when I said I was hiking in the Adirondacks? that I was thinking about those chairs that I was looking at in that catalog.

YOU KNOW you'd sit in 'em if I bought 'em!

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Monday, 8 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

ahahahahaha!

I will pee all over my pants, and *then* who's gonna end up looking bad?

― plaque, Monday, 8 August 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Maybe you should look for your DVD burner when you're up on the roof. Because that's where it went when it decided to stop working.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: A Negro (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 8 August 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

He's being rude to me! He bought the lattes! And that's rude... introducing them to this environment!

― plaque, Monday, 8 August 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

So the bank gave you a credit card. It doesn't make you better than me! I could get one, except I'm a bad risk, and I don't pay my bills on time.

― plaque, Monday, 8 August 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

That room is dead to me. Let's burn down the kitchen and use the living room as a kitchen from now on. Look, here's our stove.
[sets the couch on fire]

― plaque, Monday, 8 August 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

If I lived with Master Shake, I'd drive a hundred tenpenny nails into his head before a week passed. But I enjoy watching him on teevee.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 8 August 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

MORE!

― pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Monday, 8 August 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Carl: ...more to the point, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM?!!!

Shake: SCiiiieeeEENCE FICTION!!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 8 August 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

el oh el colon parentheses!

― webber (webber), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

You are the gayest monster since gay came to Gaytown.

― Shalalalala, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

No, Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time.

― Shalalalala, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.

― Shalalala, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

"Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it."

I prefer Emory and Oglethorpe, really.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

"all that rap is is clicks and whistles."

― never go back to assface lake! (yournullfame), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

Shake is great, but Carl is the best thing on that damn show.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I judge people by their ATHF character preferences. Like judging people by their favorite Beatle I guess.

1. Carl / MC Pee Pants / German Aliens = We can hang out
2. Shake / Moononites = We can hang out, but I suspect you don't understand the difference between satire/parody couched in a screwball context and strictly screwball humor, which makes it likely that you will bore me rapidly
3. Meatwad = I'm sorry I have intruded on you young ladies' pajama party
4. Frylock = You do not exist

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

I am posting here to show love for the sentient mound of mold that Master Shake ate. Bastard.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I sort of like vulnerable loser Frylock, when he moves out on his own and has that bummer party.

― thinkagain, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

But I don't know how Frylock would ever just be your favorite character. Was that mound of mold's name? Old Drippy?

― thinkagain, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

I like frylock because he tries to be mature and above the fray, but eventually just says "Aw hell naw" and shoots lasers out of his eyes. I guess I relate to him, is all.

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Frylock: That's not a toy!

Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

PAUNCHY! THAT IS SUCH A GOOD ONE.

― thinkagain, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Frylock's firefighter outfit was pretty funny. I like it when he reveals that he's not only the voice of reason, but also a big socially inept nerd.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! And then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty!

― The Original Jimmy Mod: A Negro (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Beep boop boop beep boop boop. Oh, Artoo! Heh heh.

― The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

You know, my favorite Shake thing is still when he declares that he is bored a few minutes into the very first episode of ATHF. Classic.

― marmotwolof, Friday, 10 August 2007 08:59 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Shake is great, but Carl is the best thing on that damn show.

6 years later and STILL true.

other than Carl, it's really the secondary characters (Emery & Oglethorpe, the various incarnations of MC Pee Pants, Handbanana, Willie Nelson, even the Mooninites) that are the best ones on this show.

― don't forget soda ... BITCH (Eisbaer), Friday, 4 March 2011 09:00 (fifteen years ago)

Every line out of Shake's mouth in "Ezekial" is 100% pure comedy gold. <---FACT

"Please do not undercut me in front of the child. I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."

― Du Musst Calamari Werden (Phil D.), Friday, 4 March 2011 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

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