the Tories - classic or dud

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what do you think of this lot?

Are they a party of privilege, elitism, noblesse oblige, self-made men, loadsamoney, free enterprise, nationalism, etc.? And if so, is this a bad thing?

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm afraid I can't abide them. They had us all wanting to leave for somewhere else, let's never give them that power again.


Robinson

Robinson (Robinson), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Some of my best friends are Tories. No, really!

RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Between this, anti-immigrant hysteria and happyslapping, I am finally convinced that the UK is populated with a race of troglodyte mooks, which I formerly believed about my country, having attended a catholic grade school.
-- no tech! (hjink...), July 11th, 2005.

HarHar, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Poster "no tech!" seems somewhat less than kind, very far from truthful, and a great distance from intelligent. I do hope he has time to improve.

Robinson

Robinson (Robinson), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

sadly, I don't think I could be friends with someone I knew was a tory supporter/sympathiser

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

I thought Nye Bevan already had the last word on this?

(The Tories - vermin, or lower than vermin?)

frankiemachine, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Befotre this year, I was mostly indifferent, but now I say classic for getting me pissed twice in large style and because I actually heard the sentence "Did you see my black friend, Derek Laud, on Big Brother last night?" whilst working in June.

BARMS, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Utterly dud beyond redemption.

I'll never forgive the bastards for a list of crimes longer than I care to jot down now.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm eagerly awaiting the day when the mad, harridan Thatcher finally pops her clogs. The Tory Party, currently sunk in their nostalgic, almost hagiographic, worship of the evil old harpy would then finally realise how loathed she and everything she stood for actually was; presumably when they saw the miles long queue of people waiting to dance and/or piss on her grave.

I had hoped that at the last General Election the Lib Dems would finally have beaten the Tories into 3rd place and started them on their slide into well-earned obscurity.

Dud, most definitely.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

My two best girlfriends are tories. Actually, one of them switched to UKIP for a bit but I think she's now been brought back to her former ways. They are excellent friends, but we don't talk politics.

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

Once the Tories stop playing the race card and start concentrating on formulating coherent and workable policies, then they might be worth considering.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

That's a very big when, Marcello.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

a bit worse than labour, but slightly less deceitful.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

It's not a when at all. They'll never do it. The race card is too important to their core supporters; who must wake up every day thanking God they weren't born black or foreign.

Slightly less deceitful...I suppose you could say that, they're unapologetic about being bigoted scum after all.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

Robinson, you just gave me a well-needed laugh. Thank you.

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

The race card is too important to their core supporters; who must wake up every day thanking God they weren't born black or foreign.

what a fantastic psychological insight.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

But if, say, Derek Out Of Big Brother were somehow to end up as Conservative leader...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

Dud obviously. That said, some Tories I've met, the more progressive one-nation types (as opposed to evil Thatcherite scumfucks) are very pleasant people, more so than some Dave Spart-like hardline lefties I've met (you know, the sort who think Stalin was a swell guy and think the people killed on 9/11 deserved it cos they're part of Amerika). The playing of the race-card has shown how desperate and nasty the Tory party can be however.
I would never, ever vote Tory though!

Stew (stew s), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:44 (twenty years ago)

hay guyz have you ever noticed that politics is like, such bullshit?

traejr2, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:44 (twenty years ago)

thank god labour never plays 'the race card', eh?

N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

what a fantastic psychological insight

And your point is? Most parties have touchstone 'feelings' which can't even be put into policy, less still coherently argued into ideological standpoints. Labour's is an instinctive antipathy to 'the establishment'. The Tories is an instinctive antipathy of the different. I think the LDs struggle because they find it harder to motivate a tribal unifier in the same way.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)

And your point is?

hay guyz have you ever noticed that politics is like, such bullshit?
-- traejr2 (traejr...), August 10th, 2005.

traejr2, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:49 (twenty years ago)

There is no discernible difference in policy and approach between the current Labour and Conservative parties, so I see little point in voting for either.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

Labour's is an instinctive antipathy to 'the establishment'. The Tories is an instinctive antipathy of the different. I think the LDs struggle because they find it harder to motivate a tribal unifier in the same way.

OTM, but the kneejerk 'all Tories are racist' thing still bugs me a lot.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

the idea that tories literally wake up and thank god they aren't foreign is absurd. labour vs the establishment? maybe, if you contrue 'the establishment' as the old-school public school net that controls the civil service, universities, etc, and, once upon a time, the captains of industry, newspaper barons, etc. but at the present time, i don't think this stance characterises labour, which is well-entrenched in the establishment

N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

'all Tories are racist'

Maybe not, but I've yet to meet one who isn't.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

Labour's antipathy to the establishment = they are the establishment.

Tories antipathy to the different = they are the different.

frankiemachine, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

andrew adonis: you won't take me alive, establishment punks!!

N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

was andrew adonis bronzed?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

within the mythos of english eccentricism which is one strain within toryism, there is more tolerance than you'll find in the machine-politics strain which has been a large part of the labour heritage.

xp -- [libel]

N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

wut?

traejr2, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

There is no real difference between L and C at the moment, and I feel a lot more comfortable with the C's who are at least honest about what they think.

Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

maybe. i just don't agree with "what they think," that's all.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

Well, I don't always either. But I prefer to be able have that open disagreement, rather than being in the situation where Labour apparatchiks weasel out of the argument so as not to offend me or lose my vote.

Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

thank god labour never plays 'the race card', eh?

-- N_RQ (bl0cke...), August 10th, 2005

Well, of course they do, but not to the extent the Tories do.

Stew (stew s), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

I really can't see Derek Lauds ever being Tory leader: he offends the blue-rinces on so many levels. I can't see the Tories with a black, gay leader in my lifetime (Even if he is the prototypical "coconut", which I'm sure they must love)

As for the Tory = Racist homophobe meme. I've seen so little evidence to disprove it (ie. none) that I don't even bother questioning it any more. And whilst I do realise this is inductive reasoning and therefore inherently flawed, I think I'll be going with it anyway.

My sense of disappointment and betrayal by New Labour does not outweigh my consuming hatred for the Tories.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

the blue rinses will die, though.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

I didn't read it as a piece of analysis, more pastiche. Politics takes place in the emotional, visceral, moral register, not the analytical. There are a large group of Tories who find coherence with each other with their shared antipathy to immigration and to difference. Does it mean that all tories are racist? No, but they support a party which has a quiet racism as a key part of it's emotional appeal.

As for the reeling off of lots of areas where Labour _are_ the establishment. I wasn't talking about the objective content of the idea that labour were the anti-establishment party. It's a fantasy the party sells itself to maintain coherence, and clings to all the more as the fantasy becomes more apparent (ie, as it straws further from the objective reality of increasing subsuming within the establishment).

On the ground, the sentiment has great sway - much like the Tories in Parliament are often urbane and cosmopolitan in contrast to their members and supporters.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

there's a lot in that. i only know middle-class labour supporters, though, and i suppose they *do* see it as somehow anti-establishment, to the extent that the guardian or the unions are 'anti-establishment' (ie, objectively, not very much).

as for tories -- i honestly think economics, the economics of the small business, is more important to the r&f than immigration or what have you. a lot of tory rhetoric (which, of course, has some truth content) is against waste of public resources, and this comes from a small business mentality.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

I like Matthew Paris very much. William Hague was a great Parliamentarian and speaker, and usually had some good jokes. I am reading Alan Clark's diaries at the moment, which are quite illuminating.

The Tory party, though, oscillates between laughable and odious. Their election campaign made me very angry, the absolute worst kind of focus-group policies. They seem to have decided that pandering to fear, bigotry and stupidity is their best card.

Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

Absolutely. They don't have much respect for the intelligence of their target voters. But perhaps that what politics is like? If as Dave says, visceral reactions are all that matter, then they're thinking along the right lines.

Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

So who do Tories actively enjoy as a Tory politican these days? Most of yr Conservative Home/Iain Dale crowd see Johnson as a useful idiot, Davis as a loose cannon, Cameron as Blair Mk2, and have a loathing of 90s Tories (Clarke, Portillo, etc) that pretty much outstrips any venom the left has for them. Are we basically seeing a socialists-in-96 "Eh, we'll marry him then he'll settle down" approach to New Labour, except on the other side? Or do they just think every Tory should be William Hague? I don't get it.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 10:46 (seventeen years ago)

i think they like hague. could anyone like george osborne or michael gove? it's hard to believe.

banriquit, Monday, 23 June 2008 10:49 (seventeen years ago)

I get the feeling that Hague is easily the most popular Tory amongst Tory faithful: he's Northern, he's got that whole "posh-yet-earthy" schtick about him, he's pretty zingy. It'd be nice for Labour to have an equivalent, tbh. Oh wait, we've got Bob Marshall-Andrews. That's alright then

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 10:52 (seventeen years ago)

could anyone like george osborne
http://www.francesosborne.com/images/francesosbornePHOTOSMALL.jpg?

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 23 June 2008 10:55 (seventeen years ago)

Odd picture to choose to illustrate your family on your homepage?
http://www.michaelgove.com/images/govefamily3.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 23 June 2008 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

I'd hit it (xpost!)

Mark C, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:00 (seventeen years ago)

Michael Gove was up at LMH the same time as me but I don't especially recall him.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:01 (seventeen years ago)

Tory mate of mine is a big fan of Davis now. He hates Boris though and thinks he's going to be an embarrassment.

Colonel Poo, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)

Iain Dale doesn't really like anyone, he's a right curmudgeonly ol' sod, although occasionally amusing with it. Reading various tory blogs it's clear they hope Cameron to revert to his old Thatcherite self once in power but things like Boris sacking someone for a bit of casual racism make them doubt. Eric Pickles seems quite popular, so yeah, Yorkshiremen. I don't really know any young tories, but presume they like Cameron if only because he will give them power and he likes the same music as them.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:06 (seventeen years ago)

David Icke v David Davis? We can but hope...
http://www.davidicke.com/content/view/14054/82/

Neil S, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:07 (seventeen years ago)

everyone is foreign to someone

the pinefox, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:12 (seventeen years ago)

DUD. They are waaaaay too white. If Leo Sayer was a Tory I'd be much more appreciative and also the thing is the level of smug superiority they exhibit is really shameful, like not even Whitney Houston is that much of an egoist. They are constantly,consistently arrogant and meaningless. They offer some seriously empty platitudes and this rubbish they're trying to insist on about class not being an issue is a fucking joke. Times must be desperate when David The Forehead Cameron can sound convincing.
It's not a when at all. They'll never do it. The race card is too important to their core supporters; who must wake up every day thanking God they weren't born black or foreign.

Slightly less deceitful...I suppose you could say that, they're unapologetic about being bigoted scum after all
Exactly.
Fuck voting.

VeronaInTheClub, Monday, 23 June 2008 12:27 (seventeen years ago)


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