Mädchen in London, bank holiday weekend (inc. FAP at Lord John Russell, Thursday 25th)

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Hello! I am starting this thread now because I am going to France on Monday, but when I get back from France I am coming to London for a bit so I thought it might be nice to see you lot while I am there. Are there any plans for the Saturday night of your bank holiday weekend? Should we... FAP?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

come to brighton! FAP Brighton: The Great Bank Holiday Escape

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

Every bloomin time you arrange to come down to london I'm away! i think chris and I will have to try glasgow again soon...

― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, Brighton sounds aces! Maybe we can FAP in London on Thursday or something to catch the bank holiday escapees.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Yes Vicky, please try Glasgow soonest.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

I didn't know you were going to France! Bon voyage!

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

Madchen is always swanning off somehwere.

So are the Porkpies.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

Merci Cathy, toi aussi. I'm not sure I'm going to see you before I/you go and I haven't even given you your birthday present yet. Will you let me know your address, when you have one?

Miller, I haven't swanned off anywhere since last November, except for the odd long weekend here and there. Crikey, I need a holiday.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

I am in Slough on the Saturday :(

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

is there a row going on?

i haf house-party on the saturday and RAWK at READING on the sunday...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

We are off to france tomorrow, but only to a caravan. Chris will be in london that weekend, I'm going to visit friends on the isle of man. Are ryanair having a sale soon?

― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

Carsmile Steve, I HATE YOU.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

I will give you my address when I have one, Madchen, but I'm sure you will see me before I go, I will be back for the last week of August.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

OK, no swanning since November. And I know you deserve a nice holiday. It merely seemed the most effective way of expressing my envy.

Carsmile, are you going to see IRON MAIDEN?

Markelby, why Slough? Those Wimbledon perishers?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

yes, yes i am pj. i am quite sad about it...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

EDDIE will frighten you.

Madchen, I am now angling for a stick of rock.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

That sounds like some sort of weird gay rhyming slang

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Sunday is food science day, details to come soon.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Poor Cathy, living on the streets.

― Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

get them to cover Loneliness of the Middle Distance Runner, carsmile!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Will there be stick of rock angling?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Now it sounds more like an extreme sport

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

Cathy, I will be back on Monday 29th. When is your last night? There should be some kind of party.

Carsmile Steve, I HEART YOU.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

PJ, yes, we're playing away at Slough (in Windsor) and my football-loving and Slough Town-supporting friend Marcello and his vife have invited us for dinner.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

:))))))))

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

i'd love to fap on the thursday, as i'm likely to be gone for the weekend and would be sad to miss madchen.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

shame the match isn't on a Wednesday mark :(

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

Yay Lauren! We can compare our Holiday Skins.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Me, missus and daughter* will certainly be around all three days, but probably mired in housemoving nonsense so we're not sure if we'll get into town to see you. Thursday FAP, exercising my Early Doors option, may be possible.

(* - who is now 14lb 2oz. My Ava Weighs A Stone).

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

'Eavy Ava.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

Steady Ava

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Stone Love!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Ava heart, love!

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

I am leaving Glasgow on September 1st, according to current plans. I would love a party!

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

I would be FAB to FAP with you, but no bank holiday here , :-( plus
I got a flight to Barna that wknd.

If anyone is in BCN, please come to El Masnou, beach POP party!

― olenska (olenska), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

AVA ALWAYS HAS TO BE FIRST, DOESN'T SHE?

Slough play in Windsor?

Early Doors is good for me, also. Eggs chopped up in a cup good.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

The proper name is Smashed Eggie In A Cup.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

I thought they had made it up, on Early Doors!

I must try it.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

[ahem]

going to the pub on thursday then are we?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

Madders, will you email/MSN me when you get a mo?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

I hope you get more people going to a pub on a Thursday than I managed to muster! (three, but a very good three they were too)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Hello! I am back in Blighty. France was fairly rainy, but I managed (a) six courses for 17.50 europes; (b) a night on a 'wild' boar farm; and (c) to purchase two tins of goat pate. I also gazed upon Le Viaduc de Millau for quite a while and drove over it too!

Thursday, yes. I will need a drink, I think. I'm bringing a friend - is that OK? I'm not au fait with the pubs you kids frequent these days, so I was going to suggest the Princess Louise from about 6.30pm. Please feel free to argue me out of it if that's a crap choice.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

this is shaping up to be a very painful weekend (of course I will be there)

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, I now understand why you didn't text me back about going to the pub at the weekend (I forgot you were in teh foreign lands).

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and blimming T-Mobile make you PHONE UP before you go abroad so you can get network and send messages. Cheek! And of course I didn't know this until I got out the other side of the tunnel. Your text still hasn't reached me Ailsa, but it's not the only one.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

i'll be there. it's my day off, so i might go get drunk in the afternoon also. anyone want to join me?

― michael grant (michael digby grant), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

eh? they don't do that for me and Vic? we always get the text messages from them automatically

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh don't worry, madchen, i was just wondering if you fancied a pint last saturday. bit late now anyway. have a nice fap.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and blimming T-Mobile make you PHONE UP before you go abroad so you can get network and send messages. Cheek! And of course I didn't know this until I got out the other side of the tunnel

You should only ever need to do this once, not for every trip.

Are you staying somewhere nice in London? :)

― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

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All FAPs are now like episodes of Lost.

― robster (robster), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

I missed out on dandling too :-(

Matt was there!

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

This coy "ooh we couldn't possibly say what happened" stuff is k-lame. Ffs, it happened in public and someone's going to spill the beans (if there are any beans to be spilled), so stop lapping up the attention and just post.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

No one's done that Mark - it's the people who weren't there going WHAT'S THE TERRIBLE SECRET?

Terrible secret = Michael. Evidently drunk. Dancing on the bar. Legs open. Pelvic thrusting in the barmaid's face. Shudder.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

(Not Michael Jones, I might add. Although that would certainly be an image and a half)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

Markelby you are the biggest fun-hater in the world :(

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

it was an unfortunately misunderstanding the barmaid asked for an "elvis impression" but it was instead a pelvis that was assumed

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

BUMS, sorry I missed this, but on the other hand, my SHOWER IS FIXED and now I am lovely and clean!!!

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

Well, now that I KNOW, I don't feel bad for having missed it. Which I did before, while it was all TERRIBLE SECRET OH NO!!!

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

xpost i actually kind of wish that a random member of the public from the bar WOULD suddenly appear on ilx! and go "ROFL OMG MICHAEL GRANT GOT RATARSED AND SHAKED HIS COCK IN FRONT OF THE FIT BARMAID"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

Mark roars what I could only mutter under my breath.

I feel bad for missing the FAP but not because of Private Michael, Michael for money, does what you want him to do.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

i actually kind of wish that a random member of the public from the bar WOULD suddenly appear on ilx! and go "ROFL OMG MICHAEL GRANT GOT RATARSED AND SHAKED HIS COCK IN FRONT OF THE FIT BARMAID"

as long as they register first...

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

OR IF INDEED THE CUTE BARMAID WOULD REVEAL HERSELF AS A LONG TIME LURKER AND BE ALL LIKE "OMG WTF HAHA MICHAEL GRANT SURE CAN SHAKE THAT COCK LOL ALTHOUGH I WISH I GOT THAT CLOSE TO KEN C'S PELVIS INSTEAD ROFL HE'S HOTTTTT!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!111"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

My tiny brain is confusing Starry and Kate :(

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

you know telepathy?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

oh dear. dear dear dear. this is not the way for my michael to make friends! as his friend pimp i shall rap his knuckles harshly for this. well... was it at least entertaining? at least he hasn't thrust his hands down anyone's pants yet. i hope. has he?
awww it's his birthday tho! happy birthday michael!

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

michael and i had a brief moment of altercation!!! we were grabbing each other's neck and everything!!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

except it was actually the coat hanger that was at fault

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

oh man i wish i'd been here now! stoopid temp work.

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

it would have been nice to not have been the most drunk person in a pub for one thing!

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Fret not, you'd have been worse.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

i have never been so drunk that i have danced on a bar unlike SOME PEOPLE, MATT DC.

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

zing

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

michael doesn't need to be drunk to do that tho

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Being unable to walk >>>>>>>> dancing on a bar in the 'who is more drunk' stakes

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

*launches into the chorus of 'Cats In The Cradle'*

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

it was an unfortunately misunderstanding the barmaid asked for an "elvis impression" but it was instead a pelvis that was assumed

Hello, "Elvis The Pelvis".

― BARMS, Friday, 26 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

Ah, the magic of The World Of Grant has finally, resoundingly, hit London. Go Scotland!

― Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

[pic of other Michael Grant removed]

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

That is the other Scottish Michael Grant.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ, i'd suggest we get that off there sharpish. please.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

or i shall pop downstairs and tell that michael grant, and you wouldn't like him when he's on an arse-kicking mission :)

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

haha!

michael!

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ.

i complete forgot about the dancing until now. how can you go a whole day without remembering the bizarre on-bar dancing?!? what is wrong with me?

apologies to all. i did have fun though.

― michael grant (michael digby grant), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

I hope you get more people going to a pub on a Thursday than I managed to muster! (three, but a very good three they were too)

And much better behaved as well. Michael, you should be ~~proud~~ ashamed of yourself.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Hey! I realised over the weekend that I was dead bad-mannered and didn't thank you all for coming to the pub. Bad Mädchen. I have four photos (my film ran out), which I will scan tomorrow if I remember to bring them to work.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

Is it tomorrow yet?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but I forgot.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

Remembered

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

also best barmaid ever. i'm in love

Which barmaid is it? Is it the slightly barmy Portuguese/Spanish one who, when my friend David asked her for a pint, said "Oh, you're Scottish, how cute!"?

― Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

Do we have two Alans now?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:02 (twenty years ago)

No, we have two Ls.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

Also, he is Stet round here. Confusion averted!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

Stet or Ste?

― Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mauricegainen.com/credits/cd_clear.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

Madchen, in your photos Michael Grant makes Cabbage look like a midget. How did you get that perspective so warped?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

I have a magickal kamera.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

That barmaid completely forgot I ordered a beer on Friday in there, and then denied it when I j'accused here. The other barmaid said she does that sometimes.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

not only do i look so huge, it appears i am crushing chris with the force of my armpit, i have terrible hair and am grinning like some sick fatso pervert. my new life starts tomorrow with haircut, gym and nothing but scowls. oh, and much more ..er, i mean absolutely no bar-dancing.

― michael grant (michael digby grant), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

I think it's a good pic, you swarthy smoulderers.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

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