C/D: STUPID BITCHES TRYING TO RULE YOUR LIFE

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Bitches, bitches, bitches! Shut the fuck up!

― CORNWALLACE II, Friday, 12 August 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

Everyone thinks this about their mother at one time or another. Trust me, it'll get better when you turn 18 and go to college. Then you'll miss her.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

BAM! hehe.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

"i got all the fish i need on the deck of my boat"

― some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

BAHAHAHA

I'M too OLD for your
cute little....

― kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

title begs the question, no?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 12 August 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

man when did ilx turn into craigslist?

― gear (gear), Friday, 12 August 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Everyone thinks this about their mother at one time or another. Trust me, it'll get better when you turn 18 and go to college. Then you'll miss her
One bit of advice from moms I will cherish....DON'T LISTEN TO FAGS!
I hope your bleeding ass doesn't prevent you from having a good day. Go forth and be productive, buttslinger.

― CORNWALLACE II, Friday, 12 August 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

YEAH MY MOM TOLD ME BE CAREFUL OF FAGS BLACKS HISPANICS JEWS ASIANS AND SOME WHITES

― bn, Friday, 12 August 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

One bit of advice from moms I will cherish....DON'T LISTEN TO FAGS!
I hope your bleeding ass doesn't prevent you from having a good day. Go forth and be productive, buttslinger.

maybe your mum doesn't like fags, but she certainly wasn't against ass sex last night when I bummed her!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

weblog response: the brown wedge

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

DON'T LISTEN TO FAGS!

You have cigs that talk???? COOL!

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Bitches, bitches, bitches! Shut the fuck up!

http://www.bling-bling-bling.com/BBB.COM_DOMINATRIX_S-L60.jpg

get down on your knees you piece of shit!

you will look at my feet when you talk to me, and address me as mistress!!

now the toilet needs cleaning!! with your tongue, please, worm!!

― p@5|-||\/|1|\|0R (Pashmina), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

pashing with minors c/d

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

Its school hols, or something, right?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

unlikely (well, it is the school hols, but that actually means less time on the interweb for yer juve, right?)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

dud, really, feeling your pain.

― N_RQ, Friday, 12 August 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

pash, i'm seeing you in a whole new light now! i'll never read your posts the same way again.

― some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 12 August 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

maybe your mum doesn't like fags, but she certainly wasn't against ass sex last night when I bummed her!!!!!

Quit lyin', fool. Moms was with her lezbo friends paintin' protest flags for the fag march last night. I know for a fact the only thing that went up her ass last night was a scented candle, wick first.

― CORNWALLACE II, Friday, 12 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

erm .you've mistaken your mum's fanny for her ass, and a scented candle for garu g's poo

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

DON'T LISTEN TO FAGS!
You have cigs that talk???? COOL!

Damn! Still haven't come across a bitch who was witty, funny or worth more than a minute's worth of conversation.

― CORNWALLACE II, Friday, 12 August 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

erm .you've mistaken your mum's fanny for her ass, and a scented candle for garu g's poo

You, my friend, are simply mistaken.

― CORNWALLACE II, Friday, 12 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

heh, j0dy, I just used google.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

your mum has mistaken

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.worldsexguide.info/forum/images/misc/navbits_start.gif

your mum has mistaken
Blinded by brilliance again, dammit!

― CONRWALLACE II, Friday, 12 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

blinded by your mum, more like it

― ..., Friday, 12 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

more like blinded by semen, was his mum

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

blinded by your mum, more like it
more like blinded by semen, was his mum
I see you have no new tales to tell.

― CORNWALLACE II, Friday, 12 August 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

i like you

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

awright listen up you little freshman bitches!

http://weblogpics.brandnews.at/static_click/pm/images/2004_blade_trinity_501.jpg

(wrong movie i know, but whatever)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

omg she looks like avril there

― some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

classic

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

i have a big thing right now for strappy stroppy lace-up heels like that. i wish i could pull that look off.

― some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

"big thing" consisting mostly of looking in the windows of expensive shoe stores and drooling

― some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

Pulling off look simply requires hiking legs up under self on walnut-topped desk and scowling. Hop to it!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 13 August 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

That's not a scowl, that's a chimp impression.

― Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Katzenellenbogen by the Sea (noodle vague), Saturday, 13 August 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

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