Oh ILX, you're so full of shit

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― Sally Timms, Friday, 12 August 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

That's a shame. I thought and still think that "Ghosts of American Astronauts" is one of the ten greatest singles of the 1980s.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

what does n/t stand for?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

10.30am and she's drunk already?!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

Heh.

What does n/t stand for?

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

She hasn't sobered up since last week, Steve.

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

xpost

not telling.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

nipple torture

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

But she did! She told us we're full of shit. :-(

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

she can't even spell pimms

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

its true though

shit = humanwaste.

thats my posts.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

no shit

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

all shit

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand this thread?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

do you poo?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

in the po?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

n/t means "No Text" - from old school messageboards where it signified that the entire message was in the title of the post - and responses could be made in the form of titles of posts displayed below it - hence no need to click through and follow the tree.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

We are full of useful fertilizer, with which we create beutiful flowering plants of ideas. Thanks, Sally!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

ME GRAN AGREES ILX IS ALWAYS SHITTING HER UP

― GARU G, Friday, 12 August 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

o rly?

― Sally Timms, Friday, 12 August 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

if we're full of shit then we must stank, sally. guess we better slow that gastank down.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps we're so full of shit we float. Which would be jolly lucky in a naval battle, or other sort of disaster at sea!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

shit doesn't always float, kate

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh well. I suppose it depends on whether you're vegetarian or not?

I could do with some horseshit for my roses, though.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

Ken, have you ever heard Billy Connolly's "Jobbie Weecha" sketch? It contains some interesting theories about the food cycle.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm a shining wit.
I'm a whining shit.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

no i haven't but i would look out for it now!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

p.s. eew do vegetarians really have floaty poo all the time??

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

better that than meat shits, though, surely?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

xpost-ah!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

Can I just say I love these stinking threads?

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

i hearby register tobe noone

― tobe noone (bulbs), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to remember the last time I didn't have floaty poo. Only if I'm bad and eat loads of greasy food, or too much alcohol, or have a stomach bug.

Gillian McKeith would love my poo!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)

i went to india for 3 months and i have never been the same

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

Did you pick up a tapeworm? Or do those only happen in Africa?

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

i got giardia in nepal. also i was pissing blood.

tapeworm happens here.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

I dont think I want to know about everyones floaty poos :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)

i know you like to think yo shit don't sink

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.clive.nl/images/23679.jpg

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

I think this is the one thread we are perfectly justified in talking about poo, floating or otherwise!!!

(Sorry, perhaps I am becoming obsessed with that MacKeith woman and her thing for poo.)

I thought tapeworms were a localised thing, as my father had one as a child. In Africa, obviously.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

is that mackeith woman the one who's picture is always in the window of holland & barratt?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

Yes, looking like she's just caught a whiff of something funny.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

She's the one in You Are What You Eat, which I have become perversely addicted to, as it was on after Too Posh To Wash (whatever happened to TPTW? I miss it! I mean, they had Kim & Aggie Vs. The F***ing Fulfords, but that wasn't quite the same.)

She gets people to keep a food diary, then confronts them with vast tables loaded with all the crap they eat in a week. Then gets a Poo Doctor to examine their poo.

It's a bit like the Germans and their poo examination shelves in their loos.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

YAWYE fucking rules.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

I am spelling her name wrong. But she was like a GOD to us at the nutricionist where I used to work.

ihttp://www.nci-management.com/clients/small/gillianmckeith3.jpg

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure she was, but I don't want to see someone inspecting poo on the telly, as fascinating as I'm sure it was.

I think floaty poo must have something to do with being a veggie - my poo rarely flats, if ever. I don't pay it too much attention tho.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 12 August 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

my poo rarely flats

Mine comes out in cubes! ;-))

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 August 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

kate: tapewoms in austtapeworms yeah we live in a southern nation you know?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 12 August 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal1/orly_cthulu.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

I saw Sally Timms in a restaurant once. She was eating pasta and was cuter than I thought she'd be.

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 12 August 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

See, imagine pasta instead of the hat and guitar:

http://www.rwin.nl/devilinawoodpile/images/48282f.jpg

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 12 August 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

She had pasta on her head?

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Is that the kind of bluegrass girlfriend that Marissa is going mentalist over?

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

You are the awful lot of shit

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

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