Same-Sex Swan Couples

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Boston's beloved pair of swans -- feted by city leaders, residents, and tourists alike as one of the Hub's most celebrated summer attractions -- are a same-sex couple. Yes, scientific tests have shown that the pair, named Romeo and Juliet, are really Juliet and Juliet.
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The city's Parks and Recreation Department conducted the tests months ago, but didn't announce the results for fear of destroying the image of a Shakespearean love story unfolding each year in the Public Garden.

''Each year when the swans go in, the kids immediately come to us and say, 'Which one's Romeo, and which one's Juliet?' " parks spokeswoman Mary Hines said yesterday in response to a Globe inquiry. ''It's just like one of those fairy tales; why spoil it?"

This year and last, the swans have laid eggs in the spring and then stood guard at the nest as visitors and nearby residents made regular pilgrimages, hoping to see the eggs hatch. Neither batch did. Turns out, that's because they were never fertilized by a male swan.

The news ignited something of a debate among swan spectators in the Public Garden yesterday, with some insisting the city now should buy a true Romeo and others saying the city should embrace the two as a couple.

''If these two swans are happy together, they shouldn't have to have a guy," said Emma Stokien, a 15-year-old from New York. ''It's good to have the swans as a symbol of the acceptance in Massachusetts."

Some advocates involved in the heated debate on same-sex marriage took the opportunity to rejuvenate their argument, with a touch of levity.

''I think this proves that there's something in the environment in Massachusetts," Brian Camenker, director of the Article 8 Alliance, a Waltham-based organization fighting same-sex marriage, joked in a telephone interview. ''Maybe it's the water that's causing all this lunacy."

The city has kept swans at the Public Garden lagoon for 16 summers. City parks officials adopted the current Romeo and Juliet a few years ago, after others died. The breeder told the city that both were female, a good fit for the Public Garden because specialists say male swans tend to be aggressive.

But when the eggs showed up last spring and the swans began acting like future parents, park rangers thought the breeder had made a mistake. They began preparing for the first-ever hatching of swan babies, or cygnets, in the Public Garden.

Park rangers constructed a fence around the nest of nine or so eggs and began making regular checks, trying to monitor the progress of the eggs. In mid-July, though, the eggs began to disappear, one by one. The swans themselves had been seen kicking some of them into the nearby lagoon. Speculation abounded that maybe the swans had been inattentive. They tended to abandon the nest for hours on end. Maybe the public attention had disrupted their parenting, some said.

Rangers managed to save one egg with hope of getting to the bottom of the mystery. After testing, they discovered the egg had never been fertilized. And when the swans returned to their winter home at the Franklin Park Zoo, parks officials decided to have their genders tested. Not an easy task, specialists said.

It's not just a matter of turning the birds upside down, said aviculturalist Frederick Beall, general curator of Zoo New England, who performed the tests. It requires inverting the bird's rear quarters and performing a detailed examination of reproductive organs. While there is a small margin of error, Beall said he has no doubt that both Romeo and Juliet are female. ''We are 100 percent certain," he said.

Swans will pair up with members of the same sex if there are no opposite-sex mates available, and one will act out the role of the opposite gender. They tend to stay with the same mates until death, typically between age 20 and 30.

''You could have two males, and they'll go through all the same behaviors, building a nest and sitting on it, but you won't have the eggs," Beall said.

Within an hour of the swans' return to the Public Garden in the spring, Romeo or Juliet -- rangers aren't sure which one -- laid a single egg, built a nest to house it, and began the pre-parental behavior. One would sit on the nest while the other shooed ducks away or went off to drink and feed. Sometimes they switched roles. After a week, though, the swans abandoned the nest, and the egg was found destroyed. Rangers removed the nest and fence, without grieving for the egg that would never hatch. (Swans typically lay only one clutch per year.)

As Romeo and Juliet, who are between 6 and 7 years old, stood on the rim of the lagoon yesterday, where swan boats glided by only yards from their nesting ground, spectators snapped pictures and commented on their beauty.

''They should have a Romeo," lamented Laura Elsheimer, a Hudson resident and owner of Sunshine Taxi Cab.

A visitor from Fort Lauderdale, Fla., suggested that the city should try to have one of next year's eggs fertilized so that Romeo and Juliet could become same-sex parents. ''I'm sure they'd probably be perfect parents," said L.D. Hollingsworth, smiling as he watched the swans grooming themselves.

Some same-sex marriage advocates hoped the swans' celebrity would not be diminished by the revelation of their same-sex status.

Marty Rouse, campaign director of MassEquality, said in a telephone interview: ''We should still cherish and love our swans, no matter whom they choose to swim with."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 12 August 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

god loves all swans equally, but he doesn't love them how they are, if they're gay swans

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 12 August 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

How can they not tell the difference between male swans and female swans? Fucking amateurs.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 12 August 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

that brian camenker guy is an idiot on multiple counts

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 12 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

ONLY IN BOSTON

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

It's not just a matter of turning the birds upside down, said aviculturalist Frederick Beall, general curator of Zoo New England, who performed the tests. It requires inverting the bird's rear quarters and performing a detailed examination of reproductive organs. While there is a small margin of error, Beall said he has no doubt that both Romeo and Juliet are female. ''We are 100 percent certain," he said.

The Ghost of Half Of ILE Is Wsnking As They Read This (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

''If these two swans are happy together, they shouldn't have to have a guy," said Emma Stokien, a 15-year-old from New York. ''It's good to have the swans as a symbol of the acceptance in Massachusetts."

I love today's 15-year-olds, I really do.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

''You could have two males, and they'll go through all the same behaviors, building a nest and sitting on it, but you won't have the eggs," Beall said.

Thanks, Dr. Scientist, PhD

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 12 August 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

How did these sneaky lesbiswans manage to both lay eggs without anybody figuring out their secret?

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 August 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

lesbiswans!

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

to be fair, i have to check my own genitals sometimes. just to make sure.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

a little bit of the ol' "inverting the rear quarters," eh?

matlewis (matlewis), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

"THERE IT IS! Oh wait, that's my chewing gum. I guess this one's female, too."

Frederick Beall (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

In order to make "lesbiswans" a better pun I think we should all start saying "les-bee-awns" from now on. Or even like that Cajun chef dude: "lez-bay-OANS."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

female birds will typically lay eggs, sex or not, if it's hot enough. (That's how my mom found out her parrot was a female. One day.. egg! It took patience, and it was cheaper than going to a doctor to find out.). Of course, the birds usually know these eggs are unfertilized, and will just treat the egg like a big turd, either abandoning it, or just breaking it open and eating it, if they need to.

dr. donut detroit (donut), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

Wow, imagine if human women did that.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

"Jennifer, are you coming with us for lunch?"

"No thanks, I'm all set!" *slurp*

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

That's almost as gross as if women drank MALE reproductive fluids.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

...treat the egg like a big turd, either abandoning it, or just breaking it open and eating it, if they need to.

Donut is never pooping in my house!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

The Virgin Mary, apparently, wasn't hungry that day.

donut ferry (donut), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

(Otherwise, the New Testament would be an abridged cookbook! Weird!)

donut ferry (donut), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

OH DAMN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

It's Raining Men really was the Weather Girl's swan song.

PappaWheelie II, Friday, 12 August 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

obviously this thread should have been titled SWANS LEZ UP

already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

www.pornstargals.com/gals/swan0.php

Leeeeeeee (Leee), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

(I don't think I've ever heard a baby referred to as "reproductive fluid" before...)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

ME GRANDAD (RIP) COULDNT MIX IS POOS WITH HIS WEES PROPER GARU G STYLE SO ME GRAN LEFT HIM COS HES A FOOKIN TWERP (GOD BLESS HIS SOUL

GARU G, Friday, 12 August 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)


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