im buying a new cat - what are all the essentials i need?

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well its not me, its a friend of mine, im worried they might be a bit absent minded though and not prepare properly. so what do they need? flea-repellant stuff? anything special for around the home? all tips would be appreciated.

― dissenter, Friday, 12 August 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Is it a new or used cat?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

1. Staple gun

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Either way, litter box, litter, food bowl, food, and water bowl should do it. I'm sure he'll want to get some lint rollers for his own benefit, too. Maybe a squirt gun for disciplinary purposes.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

2. An end table made of meat

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

TOYS!
http://store.yahoo.com/fatcatinc/crcattoyse.html
My cats love frog and fat bee in this brand.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

3. soy sauce

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

4. Segway

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

5. 20-sided die

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

6. Famed Swedish prostate masseuse Inge Swenssohn

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

7. At-Home Pregnancy Test

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

8. Hummus

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

9. don't BUY a cat, adopt one from a litter

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

10. Patience
11. Tolerance to the smell of cat urine.
12. Money to have it fixed.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

13. Several hamsters press-molded into the shape of a cat

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

14. complete set of KISS russian dolls

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

15. Serfs

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

16. Egg & Muffin Toaster

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

17. Papadam

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

tail

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

18. High Chair

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

19. Kitty Dukakis

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

20. trombone spit valve

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

bully pulpit

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― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

19. a 6-pack of beer in your fridge
20. a $200 pair of jeans
21. the nip

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

25. Cakes

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

26. Trapped in the Closet

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

27. Spare cat (just in case)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

add a brush to Jordan's list.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

29. Spats

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

30. A third cat that makes your cat jealous.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

31. A fourth cat to keep the third cat company.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

34. Paper towels and some FEBREEZE for when it hairballs

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

35. Cake with lots of icing for you and the kitty to share

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

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CURSE YOU, DAN PERRY!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

tail, body, legs, head, ears, whiskers, eyes, fur (optional), claws

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

45. The user manual.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

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"Why yes. I am quite proud of myself!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

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