Quick! What Is The Title Of Your Brand-New Cryptically-Titled & Bullying Self-Help Book??

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Mine is gonna be:

Don't Forget To Feed The Pickle! How To Wake Up, Put 2 In The Word Opportunity, And Make Motivation Your New M.O. Without Losing Your Rabbit Hutch: A Life-User's Guide To Sinking The Golden Putt Of Retirement For Landlubbers & Queen Bees.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 14 August 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

lemon butter for the teenage sole

― sittin here la la waitin for my ya ya (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 August 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

The Sell-LSD-to-Teens Prophecies

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 14 August 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Screaming All the Way to the Bank: How Alternatives to Crying Can Bring You Untold Wealth

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 14 August 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Bingo

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 14 August 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Hey Asshole, If You Do Not Start Saving Some Money Soon, You Will Only Ever Own Ikea Furniture (aka The Melamine Prophecies)

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 14 August 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Pour Water On Your Grapenuts, Don't Drop The Soap, And Immediately Start Raking It In: How A Low Fat-High Fiber Diet And Improved Personal Hygiene Can Lead To A High-Yield Investment Strategy

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 14 August 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

How Is a Raven Like a Writing Desk? Sensible Lessons in Finance From Wacky Riddles

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 August 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

"Hey, Fatty Fat Fat McGee": Using Negative Reinforcement to Achieve Your Weight Loss Goals, Tubby

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 14 August 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Put It Down: Why Water is Irrelevant in the Coca Cola World

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 August 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0595094724.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 14 August 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Bjorn Ulvaeus Is Laughing At You

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 14 August 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Eat More Bran or Die Horribly

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 14 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

Don't Eat Your Poop and Other Ways To Rise Above The Dogs.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 14 August 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

"If you're not going to change your underwear, at least turn them inside-out," and other helpful hints from your end-stage alcoholic auntie

― Beth Parker, Sunday, 14 August 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

101 Ways To Wipe The Smirk Clean Off That Bed-Ridden Hag's Face

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Hello and Fuck You, I'm the Curtains!
(subtitle of clarity):The Non-Addicts Guide to Managing Your Drug Use

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

A Flowerpot of Elephants: Running in the Middle of the Street When the Tide Comes In, A Guide for All Levels

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Stop Sticking That Fork in Your Eye:
And over 100 other tips for survival in the modern age

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Shut the Fuck Up and Get the Beers In: A Fresh Approach to Counselling

― Shockah Shockah Hey!!! (noodle vague), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where I answer to you with literal translations of obscure Finnish proverbs.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Morally Bankrupt: How to Quit Whining and Let God Rebuild Your Finances

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 August 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

The Problem Is You

and its best-selling followups:

No, The Problem Really Is You

and

Guess What? You're Still The Problem

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 14 August 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

Who Ate My Cheese? You, Fatty

― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Sunday, 14 August 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Everything's Easier After A One Month Vacation (Especially When People Buy Pretty Much Any Explanation You Make Up For Everything You Do): The George W. Bush Guide To Success

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Sunday, 14 August 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

"The Problem Is You"

by Dr. John Lydon, author of "Careering" and "Getting Rid of the Albatross"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 15 August 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

I just keep thinking of Troy McClure's "Get Confident, Stupid!".

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 August 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

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