can we discuss jude laws penis

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― anthony, Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

we can
but let's not

― The Ghost of Dean Gulberry (dr g), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

the environmental impact of this will be staggering.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

That moustache is terrible.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

Average unerect penis = 2.6" I'd say Jude's is a 4.5" so if there's shrinkage, good for him!

― Mammoth Shlong, Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

is he tying his shoes in the nude?

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

is that even jude law?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

yes, you can tell by the shrunk wang

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

jude is know for his wang shrunking?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

hey jude...

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

That don't look like 4.5" to me.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/no/uncle_tom_banner.gif

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

hey jude, take a small cock and make it bigger ffs

― gear (gear), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

anthony easton! i was right!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

rouffle

― gear (gear), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

I can only see his scrotum there, Anthony. I knew this would be your thread.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

That is not a scrotum for chrissakes. He looks like he's on the block about to do a naked sprint.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

the photo's been removed due to a cease-and-desist! does anyone have another link? we were just discussing this and everyone's disapointed not to be able to see it...

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

panic over, my computer had it cached.

ps colette says i should point out that i'm not gay. honest.

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, you're not gay... LIKE A FOX.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/colinohara/jude_nude.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dreamstime.com/thumbimg_6/11062769393Aay23.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

how many megapixels is your digital camera, jed?

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

"jude law, penis not pictured"

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/leoblanetoby2.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

I knew it was gonna be an anthony thread too but I expected, like, three really compact sentences about how the lens of history will magnify jude law's penis 'til it's as big as ontology itself or somethin'

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

TS: ontology vs ontario

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

It looks like he's got a muppet nose in his crotch.

― Wang Dang Doodle ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

haiku for jude law

an emerging mole
from tufts of brown underbrush:
jude law's pink manroot

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

you'd rather he have an erection, then?

― Outsider Enter Port City (sexyDancer), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

If you can't get Peter North, wait!

― disco violence (disco violence), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Today's Metro had a headline that screamed "Jude Law Uncut!" that I was certain was about this picture. (It was actually about how Lindsey Lohan wants to punch Sienna Miller in the neck and sex Jude until his toes fall off.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

haiku for jude law's erection

the crowd is silent
beneath the stone balcony:
groundhog's day again

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

pignose rooting -
oops! wrong trough!
burnt the bugger
cleanly off

LYSOL DOUCHE

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

This thread has been gently slapped on the cheeks with an "administrator."

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.defamer.com/hollywood/law-nude

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/law-package-lrg.php

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/law-package-lrg.php

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

jude law, human compass

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

compass cock

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

FWIW, that shape looks *much* more like a vibrator than a penis.

― Buzzy ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

jed is better at the internet than me.
It does not look real, on examination.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

I think I have seen it, in real life.

― the bellefox, Friday, 19 August 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

!!!!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

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