Carvel: It's What Happy Tastes Like!

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between this slogan and the existence of moolattes what the fuck is goin on right now with ice cream marketing???

― 3, Monday, 15 August 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh man, Carvel. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 August 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

how long do yall think they lobbed around 'it's what happiness tastes like!' in the brain storm session til somebody bothered to say it out loud

― 2, Monday, 15 August 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

sorry jess...

― 3, Monday, 15 August 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

btw that birthday cake shake with the colored dots is off the fkn chain

― 3, Monday, 15 August 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

birthday cake shake

!!!!!!!!!!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 15 August 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

god i loved carvel ice cream cakes
their whipped cream wasn't really whipped.. or like anything else.. it was frozen yumminess.

― dahlin (dahlin), Monday, 15 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

hey guys how do i p

― everyone has aibds, Monday, 15 August 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

U.P.: up.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 August 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

casuistry can you tell me what happiness tastes like?

― 3, Monday, 15 August 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

Brain: Ugh, I can't believe you're serving a three year sentence. It seems so harsh.
Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealing because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, there was a secret hole in me...
Quagmire: Oh God!
Lois:...and I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things...
Quagmire: Oh God!!!
Lois: ...and I felt wonderful with all those things filling that hole.
Quagmire: Oh God!!!!!!
Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Quagmire: That one is also sexual.

― 3, Monday, 15 August 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

mmm, flying saucers. fukka klondike. tho carvel saucers at the supermarket - like white castle sliderz - never taste as good as the real thing tho fer some reason. must be a freshness issue.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 15 August 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

i used to work at one of these!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 15 August 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

I've never actually had the ice cream but I used to love the old guy's voice on the 80's/90's commercials cos it sounded like he was eating ice cream while recording.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 15 August 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

I grew up near one. It is very nice soft-serve ice cream. Nothing gourmet about it but it's happy tasting, I'll give them that.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 August 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

tom carvel did have a wonderful gravel-pit voice.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 15 August 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

man ethan wtf

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

so many bad memories

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

it's all about fudgie the whale

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

i was going to start a carvel thread last night. but the only photots of fudgie i could find were way too big. i've been eating way too much ice cream this summer. i never did buy the story about how tom carvels ice cream truck lost power or whatever it was back in good old 1934, so he kept on selling it anyways and everyone was all over the soft ice cream.

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

oh you can die then you fucking chocolate bastard

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

i love carvel. always have, always will.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

ts: cookie puss vs fudgie the whale

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

I've always wanted to have Carvel. The nearest Carvel store's in Tampa or Orlando, though. The cakes are available at the local Winn-Dixie but I avoid WDs at all costs.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't Wickie the Witch just Fudgie the Whale turned sideways with a diffrent drawring? Or was it Santa that was Fudgie?

Carvel Ice Cream Cakes are superior by virtue of the fucking incredible choco crumbly cake crunchies inside between the different flavors. Flying saucers are good too.

― Hunter (Hunter), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh my god, bad American food I actually miss... Yeah, those cakes tastes like nothing else on earth. It must have been the weird crunchie things in the middle. Mmmmm.

― Mrs. Cranky (From Crankytown) (kate), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

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