HORSE VS. MADONNA

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All that country living, don't you know.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/42837578 I have nevah seen this Madonna, you know? I mean, I have nevah met? her. She did not "fall off" as you say.

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/images/dee_pwned.jpg

― Frogm@n Henry, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://horses.cz/images/horse%20laughing.jpg

― Frogm@n Henry, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://users.wi.net/~census/Horse%20Laughing.jpg

― Frogm@n Henry, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

oh man, with this title, it's difficult not to make "Catherine the Great" jokes

― kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Ned, you should have just said "FITE"!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Well, you know.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Do you mean horse, like smack? Junk? I think heroin is more powerful than Madonna. My bet is on horse.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Christopher Reeve's horse?

(I really have no class sometimes)

― pappawheelie II, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Source of horse, of course:

Except for the HORSE V ELEPHANT, so maybe it's just three hours of that.
-- Allyzay Science Explosion (allyza...), November 19th, 2004.

Lovely thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Source of horse, of course
Of course!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

Horse has given me way more pleasure.

Oh hang on, I misunderstood the question.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

At this point, I'm rooting for horse

― Vichitravirya XI (Vichitravirya XI), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

I thought this was going to be outtakes from Truth Or Dare

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

woa, i was *just* thinking about out takes from truth or dare (having watched the DVD last night whereon there are none) and i was downloading 'BURNING UP' EXTENDED DANCE REMIX as i came across this story/thread.

― piscesboy, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

I was hoping it was gonna be more like When Animals Attack

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

What like that video of the woman on the cable access show getting beaten up by a bear?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Something like that, yeah. A girl can dream...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

looks like the horse didnt want an old used vagina rubbing on its tender back. who can blame it. madonna is such an item of sewage. throw her! dont think of her! take any song she was ever recorded and you could replace her vocals with huey lewis or even ronnie milsap and the songs would still be good becuase she is not waht's good about hytem. grrr!

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh I do love thee.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

i think huey lewis singing secret might be ...something

― Vichitravirya XI (Vichitravirya XI), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

Excellent headline, for once:

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1324261.jpg

It should be something about this, though. Fucking Murdoch scum.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

I was hoping for: Ways you don't want to die #33829: Accidentally ass fucked to death and plastered all over the news

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

i'm amazed a twenty-year-old catchphrase from 'allo allo' is what the subs plumped for there. it's pretty obscure.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:22 (twenty years ago)

to this day it's repeated on bbc1 and uk gold regularly. hardly obscure.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

I recently heard her speak - probably at that Live8 event - and boy is her accent weird. She's trying evah so hard to sound Briffish, but it just doesn't seem to work.

I thought this was going to be outtakes from Truth Or Dare

Hehe, the bottle seemed a better idea than sucking a... Oh ew, nevermind.

― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

The thing about that Sun headline is that it should really be "Fallen Madonna With Ze Big Bruises" (if I remember my "'Allo 'Allo") and that's surely more appropriate? It's longer tho.

― Diddyismus (Dada), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

Just like a mare, etc

― j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

that sun headline is really clunky, it barely works as a pun and makes no sense.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

poor madonna btw.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

except she isn't, is she, really.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

She's poorly, though. The lass should have some tea.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

And maybe a Bex and a lie dooon.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

She's poorly, though. The lass should have some tea.

Have the butler bring it while she lies on the chaise longue reading Tatler

― Diddyismus (Dada), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

Who would win a fight between a horse and a monkey?

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 09:28 (twenty years ago)

fuck me, that sun headline is dire. not that anything better springs immediately to mind, but ... give me ten minutes, a pencil and a cup of strong tea.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005Q66T.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000664F5.02.LZZZZZZZ

― Alex in Sheffield (Alex in Doncaster), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha. Uncanny.

― j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

I must like 'Allo 'Allo more than the rest of you.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

sexy horses? WTF

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

that sun headline is really clunky, it barely works as a pun and makes no sense.

as bad a headline as it is, it does "work" as a pun and makes "sense".

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

when I first saw this thread, though, I thought it said "maradona" and was going to be another drugs thing

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

sexy horses? WTF

"We want to stay away from the idea of being in love with the horse."

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Her US spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg said the singer had been riding for four or five months.
"She's spent a lot of time riding when she's out in the country," she said.
Asked if the accident would disrupt plans to promote her new album, Ms Rosenberg said: "She's walking and talking.

"I don't know if she's going to be hanging from a disco ball anytime soon."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/ips_rich_content/310-0817bigfront.jpg

Bahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Elle monte sur ses grands chevaux et puis elle tombe sur ses grandes [controversial moderator edit]

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

There was an entirely disarming anecdote about a horse in last week's Savage Love.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005Q66T.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000664F5.02.LZZZZZZZ

― braveclub, Friday, 20 February 2009 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

wow

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 February 2009 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

can i post that on cover connections?

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 February 2009 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

i did it

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 February 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

hahahaha wow that is actually super creepy

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Friday, 20 February 2009 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

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