Pnealty for shoplifting at \/\/al-/\/\art? Death.

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Shit's fucked up.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

You don't pay. We slay. It's just that easay.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Funnily enough, I read that as "penalty for SHOPPING at Wal-Mart".

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Jesus fucking christ.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Another reason not to shop at Wal-Mart (or ever leave the house, actually).

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

He was probably stealing something, but since when do employees making minimum wage at wal-mart care so much about that?

― richardk (Richard K), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

So because they suspected that he stole something, they passed judgement and sentenced him to death, which they carried out on the spot?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Jesus, what a horrible way to die, too!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Diapers and a bb gun?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

I too noticed that, Huk. Odd shoplifting choices.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Not if you're a broke skeet shooter.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

2-month-old son for the diapers.
As for the BB gun?

xpost

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

As for the BB gun?

2-month-old son!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm picturing Wynona, down on the blistering tarmac... hands behind her back... mmmrrraaaooowwwwww....

― andy --, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

― Outsider Enter Port City (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Diapers and a bb gun?

― fe7 (FE7), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Nathan junior needs some Huggies.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

the death wasn't on purpose though, surely. i'd liken the Walmart employee to Lenny in Of Mice and Men. His only crime was loving too much!

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

If only his best friend will have the courage to shoot him in the head, we can have peace and closure.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

unbelievable. i expected this to be in like singapore or something.

― my name is john. i reside in chicago. (frankE), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

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