So, a guy goes to the opticians, and the optician says 'sir, I have bad news. I'm afraid I'm going to have to tell you to stop masturbating'
The man looks amazed and asks 'is that really true, that masturbating can damage your eyesight?'
The opticians shakes his head and says 'no, it's just that you're upsetting my other patients'.
― scotstvo (scotstvo), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)