I sware to God this girl exists...

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She works at my job. She vehemently considers interpol a bunch of poseurs but loves the bravery goes to all their shows and loves the killers. And shes not even hot she plucks her upper lip in public

The End

Trueth.

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Wow. Indie hair-splitter exists. Coming up: dog licks balls.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

she does that too actually. administers self-teabaggery

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, where are all these twelve year old SomethingAwful/Myspace wanktitties coming from lately?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

From the pub, in my case.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

sorry impulsive post... i sware im not a wanktitty

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

Trayce! that's not like you.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

I am wsnking titties as I type ths.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

get off my chest dan

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

(I need to go home)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Wanking kitties? Oh dear.

Oh wait, that wanking titties -- I read that wrong!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

"She's so real! She's real! SHE'S REAL!!!" [/Gary Wilson]

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

she's real like estate
she's real like genius
she's real like ity bites
she's real like the time on "24"
she's real like the seal on a dairy product
she's real like big fish; if they could spell.

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Wouldn't it be more accurate for you to say she's unreal?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

Trayce! that's not like you.

*mumbles*sorry jed :( *mumbles*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

you best apologize to jed for calling me a wanktitty. damn straight.

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Sorry jeremiah.

*runs away crying*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

its all gravy m'lady!

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Perverts, all of you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

pix pls.

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

a wan kitty?

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

Obi Wan kitty
http://catoftheday.com/archive/1999/October/11.jpg

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

Perverts, all of you.

We may disgust you, but you know you like it!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

I don't believe that such a girl exists.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

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