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fuck off, Ned!

EMAIL: [email protected]

Courtesy of Business opportunity, I take liberty anchored on strong desire
to solicit for your assistance on this mutual beneficial and risk free
transaction with you, which I hope you give urgent attention. To be precise,
I am Mr. James Khumalo the Manager of Bills/Exchange at the Foreign
Exchange/Remittance Department of NEDBANK South Africa. In my department, we
discovered an abandoned sum of US$13,000,000.00 (Thirteen Million United
States Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our customers who died
along with his entire family in 1988 Lockerbie Pan American Airline plane
crash.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of
Kin to come over and claim his money, because we can not release it unless
somebody applied for its next of Kin or Relation to the deceased as
indicated in our banking procedure, but unfortunately to no avail, and
nobody has come forward to claim the money (because the mentioned next of
kin and his Son died as well).

Therefore, upon this discovery I and other two officials in my department
now decide to establish a cordial business relationship with you, hence my
contacting you. We want you to purportedly present your good self as the
next of Kin or relation of the deceased so that we can prepare
documentations and release the funds (US$13 Million) into your account for
safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and again
we do not want the funds to go into the Governments account as "Unclaimed
Bill".

The banking law and procedures herein stipulates that any account abandoned
or dormant for a period of some years is subjected to be closed and all
money contained therein will be forfeited to the Government Treasury
Account. Now it is being speculated that the above sum will be transferred
into Government Treasury Account as unclaimed funds on or before October
2005. The reason for you to present your good self as the next of kin in
occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner.

Mode of sharing after the successful completion of the transfer is as
follows, for the role you will be expected to play in the whole exercise, we
have agreed to give you twenty five (25%) of the total sum, and 5% has been
set aside for expenses we are going to encounter by both parties in the
process of this transaction and the remaining 70% shall be for my colleagues
and I. In support of the aforementioned, you are urged to reply this letter
indicating your readiness and interest to participate in the business. After
you reply, you will be advised on the next step forward.

I quite believe that you will protect our interest by keeping this business
Top Secret and Confidential, as your interest will be equally protected in
order to achieve and maintain maximum confidentiality. Trust to hear from
you on the above email: [email protected] as I count on your earliest
response.

Yours truly,

Mr. James Khumalo

Oops found out.

FROM;MR.luck gezi,
JOHANNESBURG
SOUTH AFRICA

E-MAIL: [email protected]

CRY FOR HELP

Dear friend,

With due respect, trust and humanity, I write this
letter to you seeking your help and assistance. Though
It is difficult since we have not met before. I got your
good contact from the South African Information
Exchange (SAIE) regarding your business profile and
sincerity.

I believe that you are capable and reliable in handling this matter.

I am luck gezi, the son of comrade Border
Gezi the Zimbabwean former Minister for Youth & Gender
Equality who is also a businessman and politician, in
the Zimbabwean political arena . My father was the
famous politician who stood firm against President
Mugabes idea of continuous fight in Democratic
Republic of Congo and my father also stood against the
seizure of white owned farms and the distribution of
it to the blacks without compensation to the white
owners.

Because of my fathers sincerity he was killed on 14th
April 2001 by a planned motor accident along
Mashonaland in Western Mashona Province of Zimbabwe.The planners of the accident is to be said dissidents
soldiers suspected to have the backing of the
Government and President Mugabe himself.

Sir, when this accident occurred at about 10:15 am Zimbabwean time my father did not die on the spot rather he was rushed to Harare hospital by unknown soldiers and my father managed to call my younger brother and me through his assistant, and when my brother and I rushed to the hospital my father only managed to sneak a written message to us, explaining his condition concerning one diplomatic box he concealed under the roof of his private bedroom containing US$20Million (TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) and other vital documents which was meant for his political campaign in the next election June 2002.

He instructed me to take my brother and my younger
sister with the box and leave Zimbabwe immediately for
our safety, which we have successfully did and now we
are in South Africa with the money deposited in a
Private Security Company with the original documents
of deposit intact. But because of the countrys
exixsting law which bars asyllum seekers / refugees
like us to operate an account that exceed US$20,000.000
and the fear of money not raising eyebrows here in
South Africa, I decided to write to you to seek for
your help for this money to be transferred into your
private bank account as all arrangements for a
hitch-free transfer have been fully taken care of.

I want to assure you also that this transaction is
100% risk free as no other person knows about this box
apart from my younger brother and I.

Sir, as for your reward for your kind assistance we have resolved to give you 10%of the total amount, 5%for any expenses that might be incurred in the course of this transaction. We planned to invest the rest of the money in your country under your guidance .

If you are willing to help us try as much as possible to reach me with the above numbers to enable us proceed
in earnest towards concluding all transaction.

Sir, bear it in mind that our lives solely depend on
this fund and we do hope that this money will be safe
when finally transferred into your account. I do hope
of establishing a rewarding and good relationship with
you and your family after this transaction.

Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible. Thank
you for your co-operation and God bless

Best regards

luck gezi .

A friend of mine is currently involved in outscamming and the scamster, and he's having a great time. Best advice: pretend like you really mean it, and they'll do anything to keep that line of communication with you. Glory is to almighty God.

I am EMMANUEL GEZI, the son of comrade Border Gezi the Zimbabwean
former
Minister for Youth & Gender Equality who is also a businessman and
politician, in the Zimbabwean political arena. My father was the famous
politician who stood firm against President Mugabe's idea of continuos
fight
in Democratic Republic of Congo and my father also stood against
seizure of
white farms and the distribution of it to the blacks without
compensation to
the owners.

Because of my father,s sincerity he was killed by a planned motor
accident
along Mashonaland in Western Mashona province of Zimbabwe, the planners
of
the accident are said to be dissidents soldiers occurred suspected to
have
the backing of the government and President Mugabe. Sir, when this
accident
occurred at about 10:15 am Zimbabwean time my father did not die on the
spot
rather he was rushed to Harare hospital by unknown soldiers and my
father
managed to sneak a written message to us, explaining his condition
concerning the money he concealed with one of the private security
company
here in johannesburg about US$14.5 M (Fourteen Million Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars) and other vital documents which was
meant
for his political campaign in the past Zimbabwean election.

He instructed me to take my brother and younger sister and leave
Zimbabwe
immediately for our safety, which we successfully did and now we are
still
in South Africa with the original documents of deposit intact. Really
we
were intending to invest this fund here in south africa but because of
the
country existing law, which bears asylum seekers / refugee like us to
operate an account that exceed US$2000.00 and the fear of money not
raising
eyebrows here in South Africa, so after much thought and advises i
decided
to write to you seeking for your help for this money to be transferred
into
your private bank account as all arrangements for a hitch free transfer
have
been fully taken care of.

I want to assure you also that this transaction is 100% risk free as no
other person knows about this apart from my younger brother and I.
Sir, as
for your reward kind assistance we have resolved to give you 15% of the
total amount, 5% for any expenses that might be incurred in the course
of
this transaction. We planned to invest the rest of the money in your
country
under your guidance. If you are willing to help us try as much as
possible
to reach me with the above numbers to enable us proceed in earnest
towards
concluding all transaction.

Sir, bear in mind that our lives depend on this fund and we do hope
that
this money will be safe when finally transferred into your account. I
do
hope of establishing a rewarding and good relationship with you and
your
family after this transaction. Hoping to hear from you as soon as
possible.

Thanks for your co-operation and God bless.

Best regards,

EMMANUEL GEZI.

ATTN: THE PRESIDENT/ CEO,

URGENT ASSISTANCE FOR THE
FAMILY

Please do not be embarrassed to receive this mail especially since we
don’t
know each other or meet in person before. I was opportune to have your
esteemed particulars from South Africa Information Exchange (S.A.I.E.),
in
my search for a reliable person to handle a very confidential
transaction,
which involve a transfer of fund to a foreign account.

My concern has centered on how I could transfer my late father’s money
amounting to US$11.5Million (Eleven Million Five Hundred United States
United States Dollars) out of South Africa for a better investment
abroad. I
am BENSON BORDER GEZI, the son of comrade Border Gezi. My father was
the
former Zimbabwean Minister for youth, gender and Employment creation.
While
alive, my father stood against seizure of white farms and the
distribution
of it to the blacks without compensation to the white owners. I would
like
you to visit the web pages to read more about the story of my late
father.

. www.Mweb.co.zw/standard/index.php?id=2908&pubdate=2001-04-29
www.dailynews.co.zw/daily/2001/December/December4/3891.htm1

Because of my father’s sincerity, he was killed by a planned motor
accident
along Harare-Masvingo Road near Mvuma Province of Zimbabwe. Before his
untimely death, my father told me some few weeks earlier that he kept
one
diplomatic box with a private finance and Security Company in
Johannesburg,
South Africa, which contains (US$11.5 Million). He warned that he only
declared the contents of the diplomatic box to the Security Company as
a
family treasure/ values, with insurance values of the said amount. He
also
told me that he used my name as the beneficiary of this money being his
first child. The original document that shows the Deed of lodge, Proof
of
Deposit, and Depository Agreement between my late father and the
Management
of the Security Company was kept with the reputable South African
Lawyer.
Because of South African Financial Law, which bared asylum seeker/
refugee
like me not to operate an account that exceed US$1000 and fear of the
amount
involved, I decided to write to you to seek your help for this money to
be
transferred into your company’s or personal bank account while all
arrangement for a hitch free transfer have been fully taken care of.

Please indicate your private phone and fax numbers, which will allow an
easy
flow communication before or after sending the money into your account.
I
want to assure you also that this transaction is 100% risk free. As for
your
reward for this kind assistance, my family and I are ready to offer you
15%
of the total sum while 5% will be set aside for expenses incurred in
the
course of the transaction.

If you are willing to help me, please try as soon as possible to get
back to
me through the above private telephone number. Please, I do hope that
this
money will be safe when finally transferred into your account. I do
hope of
establishing a good relationship with you and your family after this
transaction. Please for confidential reasons, I urge you to reply me on
this
private e-mail address. ([email protected]). God bless you.

Best regards,

BENSON BORDER GEZI.

FALAMO OFFICE
IKOYI LAGOS,
COMPLEX, NIGERIA.

Dear Hamilton ,

I am Steve Kadmon, An Attorney at Law in the FEDERAL
Republic of NIGERIA. I am the personal Attorney to MR S. Hamilton, a
stock
Broker who also deals on comodities [petroleum products and solid
minerals],
whom I believe is a National of your country.

This client of mine died on september 11th Terrorist
Attack on WORLD TRADE CENTER in UNITED STATES.

He died on a secondary cause of the Terrorist Attack
on the WTC when a Car conveying him and his wife crashed into a
stationary
Truck at the premises of the WTC in the ensuing confusion. The Truck
actually belonged to the Fire Service Authorities of the USA and since
then
I have
been in a legal tussle with the Authority to include the names of my
client
and his wife into the list of the Attack Victims but this has not
worked
yet. Before he died, my client has the sum of US$10.440,000.00 (Ten
Million,
Four hundred and Fourty Thousand US Dollars) in his account with GLOBAL
BANK
PLC.Since then I have made several inquiris to locate any of his
extended
Relatives but this has proved unsuccessful. After these several
unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the
Internet,
to locate any
member of his family. This has also not paid-off.

I therefore, decided to contact you to assist in claiming of the money
left
behind by my client as his next-of-kin since you have the same last
name as
my client.His Account will be declared"unserviceable" by the Bank if
the
money remains unclaimed by his relations after a reasonable time and
this
will mean a total loss. I therefore, seek your consent to present you
as the
next of kin to the deceased so that the money US$10.440m will be paid
to you
then I and you will share the money. Note that all neccesary legal
documents
will be in place to back up the claims. All I require is your honest
cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this
will
be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any
breach of the law.
Once I have your consent and trust,I will immediately raise all
necesary
documents and instruct the bank to move the money on your name to the
account number you may choose.

Anticipating your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless,
Barr.Steve Kadmon
MR.PETER OKOCHA
Account OFFICIAL OF INTER-CONTINENTAL BANK OF NIGERIA PLC.
Email; [email protected]

Dear Hamilton,

My name is MR.PETER OKOCHA I work in the credit and accounts department
of
Inter-continental Bank of Nigeria Plc,Lagos, Nigeria. I write you in
respect
of a foreign customer with our bank, before his sudden death.

His name is Mr.MARK HAMILTON, He was among those who died in a plane
crash
here in Nigeria in the year 2002 May 4th. Sir,since the demise of this
our
customer, Mr.MARK HAMILTON who was an oil erchant/contractor, I have
kept a
close watch of the deposit records and accounts and since then no body
has
come to claim the money in this a/c as next of kin to the late
Engineer.

He had only $9.5mllion in his a/c and the a/c is coded. It is only an
insider that could produce the code or password of the Deposit
particulars.

As it stands now, there is nobody in that position to produce the
needed
information other than my very self considering my position in the bank
as
his account officer.Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to
claim the deposit as next of kin,I hereby ask for your cooperation in
using
your name as the next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to
a
foreign offshore bank a/c for mutual sharing between myself and you. At
this
point I am the only one with the information because I have removed the
deposit file from the safe.

By this doing,what is required of you is to send an
application laying claims of the deposit as next of kin to the deceased
officially to the director of our bank.

I will need your full name and address,telephone and fax number for the
processing of the transfer in your name and favour. Finally i want you
to
understand that the request for a foreigneras the next of kin is
Occassioned
by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and for that reason alone
a
Nigerian cannot represent as next of kin. When you contact me,then we
shall
discuss on how the money will be split between us.

I will direct you on how to apply for the claims of this money. Please
if
you are interested and capable to carry out this deal with me, reply
through
this -mail([email protected])

Trusting to hear from you,
I remain Respectfully yours,
MR.PETER OKOCHA

PLS REPLY BACK TO [email protected]
PLS REPLY BACK TO [email protected]

PROPOSAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE

I know you will be surprise to read from me, but please consider this
letter as a request from family in dare need of assistance. I am MR.
MOSES
GAMBO the only son of late Mr RICHARD GAMBO of
Zimbabwe,presently residing in Burkina Faso.On behalf of my widowed
mother
ROSEMARY GAMBO,I decided to solicit for your assistance to move the sum
of
$10.5million Dollars (Ten million five hundred thousand United States
Dollars)inherited from my late father to your country for an onward
investment under your kind control.

My father was killed during the current war against farmers in Zimbabwe
from the support of our present HEAD OF STATES President ROBERT MUGABE
to
claim all the white owned farms to his NPF PARTY MEMBERS. He ordered
all
the white farmers to surrender all their farms to his party
members and followers.My father was one of the best farmers in our
country and because he did not support Mugabes` ideas, Mugabes
supporters
invaded my fathers farms and burnt down every thing in the farm,
killed my
father
and made away with a lot of items in my fathers farm.

Before my fathers death, he had deposited with one of the security and
finance companies in Burkina Faso, Africa the sum of US$10.5 million
(Ten
million five hundred thousand United States Dollars).After the death of
my
father,we decided to move to the Burkina Faso where he had deposited
the
money with Security Company as valuables. We decided to contact an
oversea
firms and companies that can assist us to move this money out of
Burkina
Faso, because as asylum seekers we are not allowed to operate any
bank
account within Burkina Faso.

We have agreed to offer you 20% of total sum for your assistance, 5%
has
been mapped out for any expenses that may be incurred in the course of
this
transaction and 75%will be for me and my family to invest in your
country. From the above you will understand that the lives and future
of my
family depends on this money as such I will be very happy if you can
assist
us, now all I want from you is to furnish me with your personal
telephone
and
fax numbers for easy communication. Note that this transaction is 100%
risk
free and absolutely
confidential.

Waiting for your urgent responds.
Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,
MR. MOSES GAMBO

I am Mr. Alexei Zakharenko a personal treasurer to Mikhail Khodorkovsky
the Richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies:
Chairman CEO: YUKOS OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO:
Menatep SBP Bank (A well reputable financial institution with it’s
Branches all
over the world)"

Mikhail Khodorkovsky got my e-mail!

£150 million lost at an average of £31,000 per mark in the UK that is over 4300 really stupid people.

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