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What's a good name for an audio studio? Gramaphone audio strikes me as weak. I'm not very creative.

I need help.

Uh, thanks.

― djfhgkjlsdfhgkjlsdfhg, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

feetbeats incorporated

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Grandpaphone

― Outsider Enter Port City (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

The Ministry Of...Noise

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Exotique, LLC

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Click Shithouse.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Billy Bangbus's Hilarious Emporium O'Tunes n' Beatz

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Lazy Compression Studios

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

You could call it Eustachian Tube Records?

― I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

We've Only Got One Sub-Standard Bass Drum Mic But Hell The Desk Looks Impressive So We'll Easily Be Able To Con Spotty Geppers Out Of Two Thousand Dollars Of Their Dad's Money For A Recording That's Absolutely Worthless Studios.

Or WOGOSBDMDHTDLISWEBATCSGOTTDOTDMFARTAW Studios for short

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

A Slap Bass Affair

― moley, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

...or otitis media.

― I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Suck My Cochlea Records?

― I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

SMACK MY BITCH UP AUDIO

or, seriously 'Treble Clef'.

If you use either of the above, you owe me six million dollars.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

The Diseased Whores Of Rock

― gimlet eye, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

I forgot to mention: I prefer a serious name.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. In this case, my feelings have been hurt. So far the funny award goes to user "On one hand I've got myself to blame."

OK, for real? Anyone creative? I thought a few of you would be able to come up with something neat-o. I'm neither funny nor very creative with words.

It's mostly hip hop music, but I'd like to leave that aspect of it out of the name. For example, Phat Beats is uneccaptable. It needs to appeal to non-hip hop listeners as well.

Muchas gracias.

― dfhdgh, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

I'll give the winner an OiNK and Indietorrents invite. Come on, people!

― fghjfdgj, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

unacceptable audio

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Odd EO

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

impluses

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

i meant impulses but either is good

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

KickDrop

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Psychopompus Records (Roman god of marketing + commerce)

― I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

I mean greek

― I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Tomorrow's Overstock Records

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

Geffen Records II

― Rhodia (Rhodia), Thursday, 18 August 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Atelier Cockrock

― Rhodia (Rhodia), Thursday, 18 August 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Second To Naan

― Rhodia (Rhodia), Thursday, 18 August 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

Former President William Jefferson Clinton Audio Studios

― Rhodia (Rhodia), Thursday, 18 August 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

While those are brilliant suggestions, why not just call it "YourName Studios" or somesuch? There are a million similiar businesses out there, and trying to be creative (or worse, clever) will only put you in the same group as other struggling endeavors. Like with fashion, the key is to look like you are not trying so hard. Use your given name -- or if necessary someone elses -- and be done with it.

― Rhodia (Rhodia), Thursday, 18 August 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

On the other hand...

Second To Naan! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

― Rhodia (Rhodia), Thursday, 18 August 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

There's always the old standby joke: Stustustudio

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 18 August 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

Big Mouth Bass.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

anything with one of those 50s suffixes

record-a-drome
-teque
-rama
etc

― ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 18 August 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Auditory Assault

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

house of hits

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

Think Tank

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

back, crack and sac

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

technicolour ark

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

pachydermatitis

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

The Bass Lab
Soundsquad
Good Tastin' Studios
Future Flavors
Test Of Time

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

mbox + cracked plugins = love

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

Listen Hear Jung Fella's

― Jung Fella's, The Archetype of Studio Recording, Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

tin of vim with a sheep's heart studios

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

garu g's granaphone audio

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

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