List the world's inarguably Greatest Penises.

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― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Milton Berle

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

the only penis i can endorse is my own

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

Fogle, Jared.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

6 grams of fat or less!

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

but plenty of protein

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Raccoon penis.

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/no/uncle_tom_banner.gif

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cs.cf.ac.uk/Rabbits/rsex2.gif

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

"Spring excludes white cock"? Is that from some sort of Japanese pornsite?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

In my country I am known as a great gigolo.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

Don't male koalas have forked penises?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Interesting this should come up. I was at a party last weekend, and an acquaintance of mine, who shall remain nameless, had a friend that had recently visited Cynthia Plaster Caster in Chicago. (If you don't get the reference, I'm not gonna explain it). He said there was one penis there that was tarred and feathered, and upon asking why got the story of the only guy who later regretted being cast, a 70s AOR hero who shall remain nameless. But the array and variety of penises described was amazing, and the story of passing up Jimi Hendrix for Noel Redding was to die for. A lengthy (sorry) discussion of girth followed. The world's greatest penis, from the speaker's point of view, was of a relatively obscure band member (hah!) from the 60s. Iggy Pop, understandably from what I hear, was among the giants of the gallery.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 19 August 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

jon you need to lay off that spring shit ok

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 19 August 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Rock star penis party.

The 70s AOR hero can only be Al Stewart, no?

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 19 August 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh, Tony Newley!

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 19 August 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

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