give me some sex advice

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i just touched a girls vagina but her jeans were kinda in the way and she withdrew my hand i guess cuz it was uncomfortable

i asked her if she minded me touching her there and she said no

and stuff

when i next see her should i touch her vagina again. i might see her later today

― logged outt, Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Looks like things are looking up for logged out...

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

This is important...

Did you ask her if she minded you touching her "there", and she REPLIED "no", or did she shout "NO!" when you touched her "there"?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

DATE RAPE!

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

she said 'no' and i got the impression she didn't mind.

― logged outt, Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

http://eil.com/newGallery/Michael-Bolton-Can-I-Touch-You-T-283297.jpg

Logged out is Michael Bolton!

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

So your hand was inside her jeans? Tight jeans can make it uncomfortable. Of course, if your in a public place, that might be your only option. If not, undo the zipper.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

when i next see her should i touch her vagina again

why don't people on the internet use question marks to denote interrogative statements anymore.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

i think i might be guilty of this. nickalicious will you touch me there

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Just when I thought Michael Bolton couldn't get any creepier.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

"and stuff"

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Can I touch your...stuff?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

don't touch my stuff!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

"Why don't you give her a kiss boy?"

― David Merryweather Goes To Far (scarlet), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Y6A6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

That is maybe the first time in about seven years that a Monty Python quote has made me audibly laugh!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

where? there! where? there!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

What happened seven years ago, Dan?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

it's "what's wrong with a kiss, boy?" isn't it?

haha i are twart.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

What happened seven years ago, Dan?

I was younger and much less jaded. Also I lived with nerds.

(To former housemates who I know for a fact lurk here: I'M KIDDING)

Although I think Charlie's right about the accuracy of said quote.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance In A Glass House (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

3 years too early for I Love TMI

― velko, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:34 (seventeen years ago)

I miss logged outt

― i am truley sorry for your lots (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:58 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, unregistered just lacks that certain je ne sais quoi.

― jordans-menendi (tehresa), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

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