does anyone know how to get a hold of GRAVEL PUZZLEWORTH??

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Okay so ILXor Gravel Puzzleworth is coming to Denver in like three days.. but I don't know WHEN... and I can't get a response on e-mail!

Does anyone have his contact info? Anyone? Anyone?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

try the scruff of his neck

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Mands, I didn't have any luck getting hold of him earlier this summer, he was in NYC for one night but I think he didn't have my mobile # and he didn't respond to email (possibly didn't have access). So good luck! Give him a bitchslap for me if you see him.

― Laurel, Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

look in the mirror and repeat the name five times...

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

I guess I'll just go to the airport and sit around, for like, a whole day?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

better make it two

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Well, do you know what airport he's flying from? Cos you should be able to narrow down the arrivals that way.

Of course, seeing as how you are a well-traveled woman of the world, I'm sure you've already considered & discarded this possibility for perfectly good reasons. Sorry.

― Laurel, Friday, 19 August 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

Does he have your actual address? I wouldn't put it past him just showing up on your doorstep.

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

place a weak calf in a small unlocked pen near your house

he'll come.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

look in a calculator shop for somebody trying to make everyone play this one card game with confusing rules

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

Solving a Rubik's Cube should open a portal into his dimension.

― robster (robster), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

If all of you know him so well, don't you have his cell phone number or something?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

not very helpful, tuomas

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

Huh? I don't know about the States, but in Europe at least cell phones work outside your own country.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

When you do see him, suggest he is a bit more considerate in the future.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

europe sounds awesome

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

Awesome -- this thread is awesome. I don't even care if he turns up at this point, I've had a solid early morning laugh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

i want to see a photo documentary of mandee doing all of the above suggestions.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

that will form the chapter illustrations of the book "looking for gravel puzzleworth"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

well he does have my address but i told him i'd get him at the airport

he's flying in from boston, i think

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

Thought!

He's working at Life-Tech Ventures in Charlton, Massachusetts. Their number is: 1-800-433-8375.

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

prank call!

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

ooh i will give them a call

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

Hire a bum to loiter around the airport. Give him a cellphone, check the arrival times of all Boston flights on Internet, and during those times call him (this way you'll make sure he doesn't forget when the flights arrive), and ask him to yell out loud, "GRAVEL PUZZLEWORTH, THERE IS A CUTE GIRL WAITING JUST FOR YOU!!". Then Gravel can take the celly from him and call you. It's a guaranteed success!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

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Oh, sorry, for some reason I thought he lived in Britain.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

he is from britain, he is just BASHING around the states right now

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

B-b-but Marianna just said he's working in Massachusetts!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

he is! just for the summer though

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

He doesn't have a celly then?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

how does he get the work permit?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

I want more amusing Gravel stories!

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

i just left a message with a giggly camp counselor

i think she knew greg! she couldn't contain her giggles!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

i may have given her too much info

i said 'he's visiting me in three days and i havent heard from him in months!"

she burst into a fit of giggles after that one

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

She knows something!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Maybe Greg is going to SURPRISE YOU!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

update: i just left another message with a more serious-sounding counselor.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Update!

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Ok I am in Denver and postin' as Mandee! All is well, Marianna is hero as ever. Tonight we are gonna play MAGIC THE GATHERING and I will cook pasta.

Laurel, I have been feeling superguilty about meetup lameage for nine weeks & I have made you presents, at camp - I could send them? I would have loved to rollerderby a lot, e-mail didn't seem a sufficient apology, this doesn't either but :( I miss you.

Mark you are right, I think.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Boy G, all is forgiven if you promise never to make me play Magic: The Gathering. I love presents. Email me and I'll respond with mailing address.

You missed a burlesque show at the roller derby, btw! Hope you had a good time in NY all the same. Enjoy Denver & don't try to run any marathons for a few days.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

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