Tell me something I don't know, fuckface.
hahaha I love to use dirty words. Woohoo! I can't say'em out loud cause my baby might hear it.
― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)
You ain't ringing the bell
You ain't busting the grape
You ain't imitating me on this fuckin tape
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)
No rapper can rap quite like I can
I'll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
Not the last Mafioso I'm a MC cop
Make you say, "Go Pappa and do the wop"
If you think you can outrhyme me, yeah boy I bet
Cause I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet
Trendsetter I'm better my rhymes are good
I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would
And when rap begin then I gotta join in and
Before my rhyme is over you know I'm a win
PappaWheelie has arrived so you better make way
Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid don't play!
Sparring competition that's my hobby and job
I don't wear a disguise because I own the mob
Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped
So many girls on my jock I think my phone is tapped
I'm bad
I'm like Tyson icin' I'm a soldier at war
I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more
Got concrete rhymes been rappin' for ten years and
Even when I'm braggin' I'm bein' sincere
MC's can't win I make 'em rust like tin
They call me Jaws my hat is like a shark's fin
Because I'm bad as can be got my voice all waxed
Some brothers think he's making records now he must have relaxed
I couldn't shouldn't and it'll stay that way
The best rapper you've heard is PappaWheelay
Kamikaze take a look at what I've done
Used to rock in my basement now I'm number one
And can happen on time never standin' on line
You wanna try me first you better learn how to rhyme
I'm the pinnacle that means I reign supreme
And I'm notorious I'll crush you like a jelly bean
I'm bad
I eliminate punks cut 'em up in chunks
You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk
I'm devastating I'm so good it's a shame
Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane
I'm as strong as a bull of course you know I am pull
I enjoy what I'm doing plus I'm paid in full
Not Buckaroo Bonsai but busted out as I
Say the kind of rhymes that make MC's withstand a tie
Never retire or put my mic on the shelf
The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself
Not bitter or mad just provin' I'm bad
You want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a pad
MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em
And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em
I'm the best takin' out all rookies
So forget Oreos eat Pappa's coookies
I'm bad
Never ever no never
Never wearin' no Levis battle me why try
I'll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye
Sparrin' MC's and I'm a never get with
When I retire I'll get worship like a old battleship
Pappa I'm bad other rappers know
When I enter the center they say, "Yo, yo there he go!"
My paycheck's large Mr. Bogart in charge
Not a puncher or hunter from a rap cool large
The original 'tard teachin' how to be hard
Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod
You're a novice I'm noble and I decipher my tongue
Not Atilla the Hun but no I'm Threwler his son
My vulture's exact like rack and pinion in a Jag
You try to brag? you get your rhymes from a grab-bag
No good scavenger catfish vulture
My tongue's a chisel in this competition sculpture
I'm bad
I'm too bad for ya, understand?
― pappawheelie II, Friday, 19 August 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)
We really should start a thread to correct online lyrics...and to spot the funnies.
Although I admit, this was my doing:
"The original 'tard teachin' how to be hard"
I couldn't resist.
― pappawheelie II, Friday, 19 August 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)
Doncha hate it when your ice pick sticks right in the skull and you gotta pull it out with both hands?
Doncha hate it when ya chainsaw's outta gasoline and you gotta use a butcher knife on a man?
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)
A Barry Manilow autographed canteloupe!Uniting Barry and the melon is impressive, but putting Pat Benatar next to Tenor Saw on your bicycle handlebar is fucking phenomenal.
I was slightly disappointed that the remix totally did away with Bananarama in back of an Acura, tho.
― Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 26 August 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)