When WTF reaches a whole new level (warning: NSFW or sanity)

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There are no words... I will just post the link instead.

http://www.drawncartons.com/64hh/thehun.html

I dont know what broke my brain more - futurama porn, the bad drawings, the terrible english, or the WTF PUMPKIN HEAD THINGS.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.drawncartons.com/rav120/xnxx.html

I believe Family Guy would introduce this by saying, "This is almost as bad as the time when..."

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

haha, you were totally browsing a porn gallery post site!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

Who watches these cartoons and thinks, "Yeah, I'd really like to see the robot beating the lobster off".

"Mmmhmmm, I wonder what Brian looks like naked."

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

I got this from the futurama LJ comm, I wouldnt have stumbled on it any other way... argh.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

There's so much left unsaid about this mental-crazy-fetish-porn. I want to make a website about it, but I'm scared the guy who hosts my webspace will find out and think I'm a psycho.

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

I dont know what broke my brain more - futurama porn, the bad drawings, the terrible english, or the WTF PUMPKIN HEAD THINGS.

Or even just the plot in general. I mean, randomly introducing pumpkin heads was its high point.

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

No NO NO! Did anyone else get hugely disturbed by the Simpsonesqueness of it all? New ILX word: "Simpsonesqueness".

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

You get a porn vibe from the Simpsons!? *backs away slowly*

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

how was that any more Simpsonesque than Fururamesque? It was like, .05% like Futurama and 0% like the Simpsons (xpost)

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

The Aristocats!

― M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

Simpsonicity

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

Wiggy you did realise futurama was also a Matt Groening thing? Not that those "drawings" were even close to anything like ... gah I cant even bear to think about it heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

I like how the name of this site is "drawncartons.com"

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

gah I cant even bear to think about it heh.

Looks like you don't need to:
http://www.toons-now.com/simpson-sex/1/lonely.html (WARNING - Don't click this link if you've got any sense. I'm not even sure if it's legal to think about this sort of behaviour.)

― melton no-bray (adr), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

no, what the fuck. Why did I even bother?

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 20 August 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (daddy warbuxx), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

rofl that this shocks you guys

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

Wow. I guess I'm not immune to shock.

Thanks ILM! I will now drano my corneas.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Dude, internet porn was way grosser/seedier in like 1995 before it was super commercial. Trust me.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)

Thing is, yaoi porn is apparently big with teenage LJ girls. So of course there'd be yaoi porn with american cartoons, too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi

Still, if you wanna see something that'll make you carve your own eyes out, wander around in here

VCL, the largest furry/anthropomorphic artwork and story library on the Internet.

god, i know too much about this shit.

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

Dunno if I still have it, but I used to have a bunchload of Suske & Wiske porn books. The Suske & Wiske comics are normally for children, but the ones I got - or rather stole from my parents as a young teen - were full-on porn. Someone should write a book on porn comics.

― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Saturday, 20 August 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

"research purposes"

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Saturday, 20 August 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

buncha fuckin internet amateurs in here

― nigga please, Saturday, 20 August 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

Nigga Please, you so funny! http://67.18.37.16/481/108/emo/0rofl.gif

― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Saturday, 20 August 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

"buncha fuckin internet amateurs in here" sums up 90% of ILX's problems

― buncha fuckin internet amateurs in here, Saturday, 20 August 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

Someone should write a book on porn comics.

In fact, I have a book on porn comics.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 20 August 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

"buncha fuckin internet amateurs in here" sums up 90% of ILX's problems

Yeah, because ilx could really benefit from people who spend 100% of their time on the internet.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Saturday, 20 August 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

Is that Family Guy thing an adaptation of The Aristocrats?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, 20 August 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

Ah, somehow I missed someone already make that observation! I will now go slunk off in shame.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, 20 August 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

The Futurama one is kind of awesome. Particlarly when the pumpkinhead lady turns out to be Kim Possible.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 20 August 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Oh! I misread that as a request for Disney's "Aristocats" porn! (xpost)

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 20 August 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

"buncha fuckin internet amateurs in here" sums up 90% of ILX's problems
Yeah, because ilx could really benefit from people who spend 100% of their time on the internet.

-- Leon C. (nicole.kessle...), August 20th, 2005.

anyone who spends too much time on the internet realizes that the only people who take it seriously are complete retards

― buncha fuckin internet amateurs in here, Saturday, 20 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

Couldn't find any Aristocats porn (perhaps I didn't try too hard), so there is still some reason to live.

Still.. Pregnant chicks with cocks.

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 20 August 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

With pixelated cocks!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 20 August 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Hmm - that VCL site has some pretty sexy dawgs on it.

Okay. I need to step away from the pc. NOW.

― Rumpie, Saturday, 20 August 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, obviously. If they didn't pixellate them, their friends would call them gay. (xpost)

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 20 August 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

anyone who spends too much time on the internet realizes that the only people who take it seriously are complete retards

anyone who takes the internet seriously realizes that the only people who spend too much time on it are complete retards

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Saturday, 20 August 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

WE ARE THE BEST FUCKERS ALL OVER THE WORLD

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 20 August 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

"Wiggy you did realise futurama was also a Matt Groening thing? Not that those "drawings" were even close to anything like ... gah I cant even bear to think about it heh. "

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 20th, 2005 8:21 PM.

Trayce! thank you I felt like I was losing my mind for a sec. I have never seen Futurama only Simpsons and had no clue they're BOTH Matt Groening things. Now it makes sense and I get why everybody thought I was more of a weirdo than I really am. Futurama must be more racy than Simpsons I am guessing?!?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 21 August 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

There's a bit of tension between Fry, Leela, and Amy (not to mention Zap and whetever his second was called). Get thee to a rental establishment!

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 21 August 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

wot he said! It really is great.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Futurama is racier because there's different species, see.

― Leeeeeeee (Leee), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

I love how they don't use the proper names, they call each other "doggy" and "daughter". It's like whoever drew these never actually watched the shows, which wouldn't even make it fan art.

― chrisco (chrisco), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Mind you, there's no erm, robot cock sucking or anything.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh and:

buncha fuckin internet amateurs in here

Yo, whoever. Was this comment because "like duh, this comics been around forever and youse is slow"? If so - so what? I love Futurama, and thought this was hilarious in its badness. Mate, I work with the internet for a living so I have to take the fucking thing seriously every day. I can't stand it. Or people like you, who are probably making pronouncements covered in crumbs and bongwater stains from behind yr own over-cranked-up PC with cooling tubes and neon lights in it, so go suck a fuck.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, I think the guy was commenting on how relatively tame the F'rama stuff was in comparison to more, let's call it, nuanced pr0n, available at your finer pr0n outlets.

― Leeeeeeee (Leee), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

Ohhh, yes I see ;) So he's a furry, then? ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

Dude, you have never seen eels.mpg right?

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Sunday, 21 August 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

Who me? Unfortunately my eyes have been scoured by that, if its what I'm thinking of.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

I have managed to remain unsullied by tubgirl though... huzzah!

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

its waaaaay worse than tubgirl

poprocks.wmv is bad too

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Sunday, 21 August 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

The eels one is the one with the eels coming out of.. err.. yeah UGH MY EYES NO MAKE IT STOP.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

Anyone out there got a vomiting fetish?

http://vomitonline.com/

Sorry.

― moley, Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

Eels???

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

Thermo trust me, you DON'T wanna know :-0

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh I trust you. I learnt my lesson back when I asked Dan Perry what tubgirl was.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

How about the one with the tiny tree frogs coming out of the girl's...

never mind

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

It was like, .05% like Futurama and 0% like the Simpsons

You people make me laugh. And that's good.

― the pinefox, Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Oh and:
buncha fuckin internet amateurs in here

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 21st, 2005.

way to get upset over stupid bullshit

― buncha fuckin' internet amateurs in here, Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

such harsh pronouncements from anon-on-high

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

I understand nothing.

― fe7 (FE7), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Mr Amatueurs, I am pleased you did not deny your crumbs-and-bongwater-and-Alienware rig lit up like a Tokyo intersection origins.

How about the one with the tiny tree frogs coming out of the girl's...

I think thats the one Jon means. Theyre little eels, not... uhhh.. ARGH *flees screaming*.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

harf harf harf Alienware

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.maudom.de/gallery7.htm

....uh....

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Ach du lieber!

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.maudom.de/content/fanbilder/lou_angel.JPG
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

OMG!!! I avoided this thread for a while thinking it would be awful but then I got drunk and was rewarded with sublime awesomeness!

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

Those are not the words that come into my head.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

I don't know how else to describe Forksclovetofu's last post. The futurama porn is pretty great too.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

"Cartoony horror" might be a better term.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Aw, the Futurama pumpkinhead fanart pr0n is gone ;_;

― Trayce, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

Die angegebene Seite konnte nicht gefunden werden.

WARUM, GOTT??? WARUM??????

― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://web.archive.org/web/20060508101023/http://www.drawncartons.com/64hh/thehun.html

― StanM, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

Uh... thanks, I think? hehe arrgh.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

My pleas... er... well, enjoy!

― StanM, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 07:13 (nineteen years ago)

I need this fucking pumpkins now!!!

― kenan, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yes, this thread! I thought I dreamt this ever existed.

Is the Family Guy Aristocrats one still there? I'm not exactly in the perfect environment for clicking and finding out.

― melton mowbray, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

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