Squooshing bugs, especially worms.

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Smooshing, also.

I don't do it but I know some people who do.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

But the hornworms eating holes in my tomato plants is really asking for it. So juicy, so succulent, so chubby, so ... eminently squooshable.

http://www.ext.colostate.edu/pubs/insect/INSIMG/05517F5.jpg

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

I have to wear shoes between the house and office so I don't walk on slugs.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Worms are bugs?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Everything with wings, the potential to grow wings, more than 4 legs, or a needle-nose is, in the Remyverse, a bug. Including bats and crabs.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Also, a lot of commas.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

I liek mudbugs

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 20 August 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

i know a guy who likes it when girls squoosh bugs.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 20 August 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

It's weird when you squish hornworms—they seem to have no tissue. They're just a sack of juice.
I squish lots of bugs with my bare fingers when I'm working (landscaper). I'm impatient with gloves. The dirt on my hands is buffer enough. Sometimes you can squish a whole bunch of japanese beetles at once if they're having one of their orgies in the roses. Because it's so gross to squash hornworms I generally relocate them. Them and slugs. Toss 'em. They're slow, it'll take them forever to get back to your garden. Or run them over with your car.

― Beth Parker, Saturday, 20 August 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

I am interested in this "Remyverse" and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

Also, I cant bear to squash insects. I feel cruel. I like to let spiders be and do their own thing, eating the other bugs. My cat'd eat them eventually anyway. Let nature do it, why should I?

This may be why all my herbs always die from being eaten to bits by aphids and whatnot every year.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

Don't english people do this with food? It's like their version of furries.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Sunday, 21 August 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

They er... squash food!?

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

Yep, I saw it on HBO. Girls sitting on cakes, pouring creams and such over people's heads, that type of thing.

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 21 August 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I think so. I heard it on Real Sex and A Dirty Shame. The guy on Real Sex was hideously ugly.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Sunday, 21 August 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

Yes! Real Sex on HBO! I'm glad that I didn't imagine it.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Sunday, 21 August 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

i have to squish bugs (usually spiders) out of necessity. they come from outside into my room all the fucking time. it's not fun to find spiders crawling on your chest in bed.

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Don't english people do this with food?

No.

― David Merryweather Goes To Far (scarlet), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

I have to wear shoes between the house and office so I don't walk on slugs.

Because otherwise you'd go to the office barefoot?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Oh, God! I saw the "sloshing" episode of Real Sex. It was instrumental in my discovery that not every fetish was, um... sexy.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

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