wtf: courtney love pregnant with steve coogan's lovechild?!

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what a horrible thing to wake up to on a sunday morning.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml

call me a bad person, but i just can't bring myself to, you know, believe a word of it.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/concerts/272_con_courtney2.gif

"DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

A ha!

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Alan: Yeah, cheers. So, who’s your favourite singer, then?
Ben: Oh, anything, really, you know. Frank Sinatra, Kurt Cobain.
Alan: Who’s he?
Ben: Nirvana. Blew his head off with a gun?
Alan: Why?
Ben: He was depressed.
Alan: Why, were they not very good?
Ben: No, they were great.
Alan: Oh. Someone should’ve told him!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

Hahah:

"She told her pal: "Tell me honestly...what does it make me look like that I slept with Alan Partridge?

"Given the grade A stars I've dated it's embarrassing. I mean...Alan Partridge!"

Thats a bit of a giveaway (she wouldnt even know who that was, would she?)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

I want to have a romp with a lap dancer and make the tabloids. Why do famous people hog all the hot romp action?

― moley, Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

You dont have groupies moley? ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

"three in a bed romp" = you will surely fall off and probly break yr collar-bone :(

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

I want to go on a romp with a barmaid and make all the tabloids!

― moley, Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

We dont have tabloids here tho! You'd have to settle with page 3 of the Herald Sun! Eww!

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

Oh. Dear.

She would totally know who Steve Coogan is due to being Anglophile and inhaling the UK media. I've met him loads of times, mostly for work but also at friend's wedding, chilling out on the lawn with a funny cig (he lent my friends his red Ferrari for ride to the reception we were at). As I am not a coke girl I haven't seen the sex pervert in action - I believe that's the trigger - but I know he's had loads of therapy for being a sex addict.

Courtney's just gross and thinking out loud like a total starfucker as usual.

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

are there any Alan Patridge torrents out there so that I can finally see what the guy's about?

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 21 August 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Courtney Love is a skanky addict who needs to go away.

― don weiner (don weiner), Sunday, 21 August 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

"When I was with Steve, I did things that I shouldn't have done. I passed the line of what even I think is normal."
OUCH MY BRAINE!!

― brg30 (brg30), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

http://dailyadultjoke.com/images/celeb/courtney-love5.jpg

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

I love the series of pictures on the website!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Steve Coogan's dad Terry always stands for the Lib Dems in Middleton. Not a lot of people outside Middleton know this, and still less give a shit.

― Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

call me stupid and tell me who steve coogan is

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

alan partridge

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

tony ferrino

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

again, no clue, a member of the partridge family?

(is this because im american? that i dont know who this is?)

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

(probably)

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbcamerica.com/images/genre/comedy_games/alan_partridge_experience/222x357_ape_main_image2.gif

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/wallpaper/watership_alan_800.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

jesus, love slept with him?!? (shes seen better days, but still!)

what is this guys show like?

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 21 August 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

He plays an embittered failed TV talk show reduced to working on a local radio station during the graveyard shift. Humour arises from his inability to cope with a lack of fame, plus his social awkwardness.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 21 August 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

To be fair, he's somewhat better looking when not in character.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

totally unrelated, but is black books still on? or am i really not with it as far as UK tv is concerned (they used to show it on comedy central Very late night here, and i always loved it)

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 21 August 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe everyone's all "she slept with HIM?!"

For me it's more "Sheesh, he slept with her?!"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 August 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Happiest lawyer ever:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20050821/mdf34321.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 21 August 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/archived_material/2004/week_28/whatson/assets/04-07-09AroundMain.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

love "fuck me, steve"
coogan "ooh yes, i'm gonna hump ya"
coogan "let's begin with some petting"

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

"that was classic intercourse"

― Black Arkestra (Black Arkestra), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

cashback!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

"They've gone to... Longstanton Spice Museum"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

I love you...in a way

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

sex festival??

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Steve Coogan also did Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People, which i'm willing to bet is how most american indie-types know him.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176869/

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

this whole scandel kind of somehow makes Alan Partridge even better than it already was.

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

He was also in the remake of "Around the World in Eighty Days" with Jackie Chan

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

...which was directed by Frank Coraci, the hack who does most of Adam Sandler's movies.

it was a good example of how not to direct a Jackie Chan flick.

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe everyone's all "she slept with HIM?!"

For me it's more "Sheesh, he slept with her?!

OTM.

also... I'M BATMAN.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

A symbol of where mad, mad lovers
Must pause and draw the line

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

where are all the CLove supporters from ILM who always come rushing to her defense, anyway?

― don weiner (don weiner), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

For me it's more "Sheesh, he slept with her?!"

Oh goodness, no kidding.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

I really hope he bellowed KISS MY FACE! at her.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

He's only 39? Hmm.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

where are all the CLove supporters from ILM who always come rushing to her defense, anyway?

We are all busy offering moral support and baby names on Courtney Love message boards.

I'm lobbying for Love Coogan Mellancamp.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 22 August 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

He's just a hair shy of 40, really.

The same article says Courtney is 41. HAHAHAHAHA. She is 46.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

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LOL

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I won't go into this at length but she's really fucked around/with a lot of people I know so I *really* don't like her, whereas SC is only a little fucker when it comes to sex. I would imagine both caught one another in an act of human minesweeping at the end of a particularly lairy night for both, all equal-like.

What I found hysterical was the high-school way the article's source discussed it: 'Euw! She's way too popular to go with HIM!' Pft. As if.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

"I love you, in a way"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

If this breaks as a story in the US they'll probably just mention that he's a UK actor and leave off any mention of films. Really, I don't get this Alan Partridge stuff at all having never even heard of that character until this story.

American music/film kids will know him from his role in "24 Hour Party People" or possibly Jarmusch's "Cofee and Cigarettes."

― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

ok, i found "I'm Alan Patridge" seasons 1 & 2, and "Knowing Me, Knowing You"

which should i watch first?

and i finally found the right goddamn codec to make the audio work, too

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

I didnt really like "knowing me knowing you", esp not compared to "I'm Alan Partridge". KMKY was more cringey. IAP was really funny - the few eps I've seen anyway (I dont think it's ever showed in aus, I have some BBC2 VCR recordings)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

xpost.

Start with KMKY and then go to season 1 and then 2. You'll watch straight through and become obsessed. His first visual appearance was on The Day Today, but it's not really necessary to watch that first. Also, look for the Anglian Lives documentary when you're done with season 2.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

Kingfish, purely for reasons of context you have to watch Knowing Me, Knowing You first, because I'm Alan Partridge follows it and chronicles Alan's attempt to get another series commissioned by the BBC. I'm Alan Partridge is funnier if you know the other one. (I'm not saying it's not funny without it, but if you have both, may as well do 'em right).

In other words, what Spencer said.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

...and of course, this whole Love/Coogan thing is a usual NOTW hoax/furfy anyway, as it turns out.

Why did the Guardian of all papers run with the NOTW claim? Since when did they do such things?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

Reports that US singer Courtney Love is pregnant with Steve Coogan's child have been dismissed by both stars.

In a statement, rock star Love denied reports in The News of the World that she was pregnant by the UK comedian, or that they had a relationship.

"She confirms that she and Steve are good friends and have met a few times in Los Angeles," it added.

A spokeswoman for Coogan had earlier told the BBC: "It's nonsense". She declined to comment further.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

coo ur gosh wow well i never etc.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

ok, i found "I'm Alan Patridge" seasons 1 & 2, and "Knowing Me, Knowing You"

You should really watch them chronologically but, in terms of funniness:

I'm Alan Patridge #1 > Knowing Me, Knowing You > I'm Alan Patridge #2

Overall however:

I'm Alan Patridge #1 > Knowing Me, Knowing You (radio series) > Knowing Me, Knowing You (Xmas Special) > Knowing Me, Knowing You (TV series) > I'm Alan Patridge #2

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

I keep reading this as Andy Partridge and still not caring.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Wot if it was Keith Partridge? or Danny?

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Why did the Guardian of all papers run with the NOTW claim?

"Of all papers"??! The fucking Guardian...?? Hahaha!

― David Merryweather Goes To Far (scarlet), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

kingfosh where in hell did you find it

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

fish

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

everyone that says it should be watched chronologically is OTM. make sure you see the christmas episode!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

I found them initially on slsk, but I ended up buying a pal-converting player (about $50) and ordered them from amazon.co.uk (surprisingly reasonable! especially without the VAT).

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

spencer's got the right idea. buy THE DAY TODAY and BRASS EYE while yr at it.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

hunt for "alan partridge" on any tracker site. it may take you a coupla tries.

also, you'll need the codec 2000 for the audio, found here:

http://www.moviecodec.com/topics/3574p1.html

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

News of the World, so probably bullshit but

The friend added: "She hasn't made any decisions about whether she should keep the baby or not.

"Coutney is 41 and this might be the last time she gets to have another child."

Yeah, great fucking reason to keep it.

― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

do make the effort for On The Hour and KMKY radio version and The Day Today before watching the Partridge telly shows, it's totally worth it

(also the Partridge section of one of his live videos comes between KMKY TV Chrimbo spesh and IAP#1)

― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

And now you must all rank Knowing Knowing Me Knowing You (A Week In The Life Of Partridge Productions), Comic Relief Special with Bryan Ferry (the 30min BBC2 ramble, not the BBC1 Kate Bush medley) and Anglian Lives.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 09:49 (twenty years ago)

"Of all papers"??! The fucking Guardian...?? Hahaha!

Eh, I'm australian, I thought it was a lefty broadsheet.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Comic Relief Special with Bryan Ferry (the 30min BBC2 ramble

omg yes

"I won't tell them the amount..."

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

It is a lefty broadsheet, and the best paper in Britain. That just isn't saying much these days.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

anyone looking for alan partridge should look in the "british comedies" section of digital distractions

― zappi (joni), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

I never found him funny. Or The Office. Seriously, how the hell did I manage to miss the humour? If everyone says he's this good surely he must be. Or could it all be hype? Who knows...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

COURTNEY: Pass the carrots.
FRANCES BEAN: Coogie?
LIL COOGIE: You're closer.
FRANCES BEAN: Mom, Coogie's being a lazy jerk.
LIL COOGIE: Shut up Fran, you smell stupid.
FRANCES BEAN: Yeah well at least my dad was an iconic rock star.
LIL COOGIE: Yeah well at least my dad was ... SHUT UP YOU STUPIDFACE.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Alan Partridge is much more important to me than Kurt Cobain.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

http://i19.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/93/63/c8_1_b.JPG

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Possibly me too, Spencer, though mostly I just feel bad for the guy that, you know, you have sex with one embarrassing person and then boom, hello world.

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 24 August 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

i can't believe courtney love is acting like it's more embarassing for her to have slept w/ steve coogan than for steve coogan to have slept with her

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

you can't? my dear, this is COURTNEY LOVE we're talking about

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Guys, did you miss the part of the thread where the whole thing was revealed to be a hoax?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

STOP RUINING FUN

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

THEY BEEN HUMPIN'
YOU KNOW THIS

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

okay, now i have the "Knowing Me, Knowing You A HA a HA" theme song stuck in my head.

i blame you all for this, and will make sure you pay dearly.

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

oh dear:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469021/

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

no Ianucci

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 26 August 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

Knowing Me, Knowing You comes into Border's on TUESDAY!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

he came into me months ago darling

― courney love (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

horrible!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

SHAMELESS PERVERTALISM

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Marber wrote Closer!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

It's apparently true again. The News of the World had the story from Courtney in her own words today (supposedly quipping "You've got yourself a scoop, there!"). She also boasted her sexual antics with Brad Pitt and Janet Street Porter.

Yes. Janet Street Porter.

― JTS, Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Is she just getting a long list of celebs and sticking a pin in at random?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Oh my God, you have killed my brane!!! Courtney Love + Janet Street Porter?!!?!

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 28 August 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

foo fighters -- only the band nirvana could have been.

― N_RQ, Monday, 5 September 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

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