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Don't you find it puzzling how some homeless people are more attractive than the normals? Such even tans, toned muscles, healthy heads of hair, and that unmistakable cracker determination. Does such an austere, necessity-driven lifestyle block out trifling or slothful stresses/habits? They're like monks in a way. Also, aren't some squeegee girls kind of hot in a primal dontgiveashit way?

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

I bring this up because there's this one really handsome native bum who I gave some cash to and later he flagged me down to show me his rice cooker cooking something to prove he didn't spend it on drugs. Hawklike good looks, ripped abs, looking better than half the gym rat dorks I see around town... Also there's this teen runaway squeegee girl who's kinda hot, she works the Burrard/Nelson corner sometimes, and when she's doing her thing you can clock her charming armpit stubble.

Also, I just watched Wall Street (again), the part where Gekko asks Fox what the difference between that homeless guy and that suit guy is.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Damn, did I ever misunderstand what this thread would be about =)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mopo.ca/2005/06/squeegee-girl-on-17th-ave.html

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Man, blow-job lips and a braless wifebeater to stand in an intersection and scrape dirt off windows. The fact that I don't understand or appreciate this behavior may have something to do with my being single. On the other hand, by this yardstick I may never associate with the opposite sex again.

― Laurel, Monday, 22 August 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

That's not a wifebeater, it's a normal tank top! Also, she looks like she's doing some sort of porn audition.

― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, someone should tell her that, in the event you forget your squeegee, wiping your breasts on the windows doesn't get them quite as clean.

― Laurel, Monday, 22 August 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

One of the best looking girls I've ever seen is in rehab with me. She never worked the streets but was strung the fuck out when she got here, she'd been up for 19 days straight and weighed 76 lbs (she's like 5'8"). A month later she's back to normal weight and total model looks and still has her teeth!

― Aaron A., Monday, 22 August 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

i will tip an extra dolla if you put 'em onna glass

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

Damn, did I ever misunderstand what this thread would be about =)

-- Trayce

i was about to say, "garu g to thread!"

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lowchensaustralia.com/dogs/dion08.jpg

― Leeeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

offTM

― deej, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

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