More reasons to fear and ban homeless people: Terrorists, yo!

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Terrorists May Case Scene As Homeless

holy shit, this is great:

...The warning is similar to one issued by the FBI before July 4, 2004 that said terrorists may attempt surveillance disguised as homeless people, shoe shiners, street vendors or street sweepers.

The e-mail stresses that there is no threat of an attack and that it is intended to be "informative, not alarming."

Homeless people easily blend into urban landscapes, the message said...

Also, beware chimney sweeps, organ grinders, and hobos! They all camoflaged n' shit!

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.toymania.com/334archives/indy/monkeyman.jpg

Department of Homeland Security be watchin' Raiders!

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

They are everywhere, you know. The terrorists, I mean.

shanecavanaugh (shanecavanaugh), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

pwned "(

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2004/12/16/kenton_sweeps3.jpg

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.xs4all.nl/~mrrob/policesquad/store/ps34.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Time to go knife a hobo

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kernel.uky.edu/art/final99/1920s01.jpg

Beware! They could be planning to bomb our cities and marry our daughters....and then of course move into our neighborhoods and several reduce property values, said values having already been damaged from the aforemention bombings and such. Beware!

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

oops, check that. "several" should be "severly"

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

BULLETIN: Terrorists may also be hiding behind bushes, in mailboxes, or otherwise disguised by conventional urban scenery. Proceed with caution.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

bah my image rules but i can't believe it is broken!!@#2

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)


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