Have a go at this IQ test
― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)
heinrich57, your IQ score is 135
heinrich57, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.
You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information. These skills combined with your strengths in logic are what make you a Visual Mathematician.
You're able to understand patterns visually and in numbers. That means your mind can create a mental picture for any problem. In addition to that skill, you possess an intelligence that allows you to apply maths to that picture, too. That helps you manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution. You have many skills that are critical to success and problem-solving. Your talents help you understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction -- especially in the workplace. You flourish in environments where tasks are clearly defined, and you excel at improving processes and making things more efficient. Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.
Obviously my name isn't really Heinrich, but you have to register to get your results and I wasn't giving my details over to some randome website.
― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)
mine used to be higher, too. i blame college.
― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)
Alex, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.
Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should come next in just about any situation. Because you're equally skilled in the numerical and verbal universes of the brain, you can draw from multiple sources of information to come up with great ideas. The timelessness of your vision and the balance between your various skills are what make you a Visionary Philosopher.
In addition to your strengths in maths and linguistics, you have a knack for matching and anticipating patterns. These skills and your uncanny ability to detect the underlying blueprint of most of life's situations add to your visionary philosopher mind. Two philosophers who share the same combination of skills you possess are Plato and Benedict Spinoza.
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)
xp
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)
― Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)
internet tests are the best, and so accurate!
― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)
― fe7 (FE7), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)
can someone explain this one?
― i got 135, Monday, 22 August 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)
― Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)
xxpost
― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)
― Jaq (Jaq), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)
In that list only 900 is a square, 30 squared. i think.
I got 140.
― jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)
― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)
HAHA
― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)
Like a meticulous collector, you've fed your brain a unique set of facts and figures over the years. Words, numbers, you've got it all. That's what makes you a Facts Curator.
Whether or not you intend to absorb every piece of information that comes your way, your mind has certain steel-trap qualities to it. You are a knowledge sponge. You have almost enough words in your head to fill a dictionary, and you're equally adept when it comes to manipulating numbers. You can also detect important patterns in number sequences, and probably remember the mnemonic devices you were taught in your early school years.
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)
Jeffreyzor, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.
― jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)
― jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)
― beatles fan, Monday, 22 August 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)
― beatles fan, Monday, 22 August 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)
― Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)
― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)
― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)
― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)
I was cruising right along until page 5 and the "what's next in sequence" stuff, but I had to just guess at three of them.
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)
You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and insight into processes and the way people think. These talents enable you to explain things clearly to people. Helen Keller is a great example of an Insightful Linguist. Blind, deaf and mute, she was still able to put things together in her mind and to understand complex ideas. She could do that because she was able to conceptualise ideas internally. Though she could not literally see, she had the visual and spatial skills necessary to understand patterns on an abstract level. She learned to read, write and ultimately became a writer on issues of social justice.
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)
o offo youo outta hereo nutso all of th- BANG BANG
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)
is this the site that has all those annoying ads?
― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)
― jeffrey (johnson), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)
― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)
-- älänbänänä (aaaaaathatsfivea...), August 23rd, 2005.
That's exactly what I got. 142 - Visionary Philosopher. (I am equally skilled in things mathematical and numerical, and whatnot.)
― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)
"Like a meticulous collector, you've fed your brain a unique set of facts and figures over the years. Words, numbers, you've got it all. That's what makes you a Facts Curator."
Now I'm going to take it and miss every question purposefully.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)
Forksclovetofu, your IQ score is 73Inventive Inquisitor
forksclovetofu, your IQ score is lower than the average IQ score. However, this does not mean that you are less intelligent than the average population. There are a lot of factors that might result in a lower score. Maybe you took this test while you where distracted or maybe a bit tired. Also an IQ test cannot measure all the skills that play an important role in measuring the total intelligence. Such a test essentially measures how well you are equipped to handle a particular, very structured type of question. The classic IQ test examines your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. By analysing your answers, we can discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.
You have the unusual talent of being equally good at both mathematical and verbal skills. That, paired with your thirst to learn through experience, makes you an Inventive Inquisitor.
Your strength lies in the methodology you have naturally adopted to understand the world. Basically, you have perfected "learning through living." You have a unique ability to teach others by taking them through actual experiences. Your talents come in handy especially when confronted with unfamiliar or unproven situations. Most people search their brains for previously stored information that might help in a given situation. You, however, take things as they come and see things as they are. You are a great improviser and are probably open to an unusual amount of change.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)
― lester thaut, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)
― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)
x-post: well the phrases were sort of founded in logic weren't they?
― NickB (NickB), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)
― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)
The one with the coloured squares was simple! I don't know, I just have a brain that recognises patterns instinctively because I *knew* which one was right immediately, but then had to think about why that particular one was right. (the colours were inverted along the same rules as the other diagonals as well as the pattern flipped along both axes.)
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)
since i've taken the tickle one before and the questions haven't changed.m.
― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)
― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)
― The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), August 23rd, 2005.
Thank god. Twenty- and thirty-somethings who are still precocious tend to be obnoxious twats.
― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)
― stelf)xxxx, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)
― stelf)xxxx, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)
― stelf)xxxx, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)
― The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)
― The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)
― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)
140--not grown quite as mindless as i'd feared
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)
140, not as decrepit as feared
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)
Huk, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)
(drumroll keith)
135
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)
it was the best thing i ever found out about myself. meant i could arse about a lot and still feel fairly safe in the knowledge that i'd have to do a lot less work than most to get by. i was never viewed as a prodigy at all, rather a lazy and frustrating burden my teachers had to bear.
― stelf)xxx, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)
You are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level. These talents make you a Word Warrior.
Whether or not you recognise it, your vocabulary is your strongest suit -- use it whenever you can. Since your command of words is so great, you are also a terrific communicator -- able to articulate big ideas to just about anyone. Your wordsmithing prowess will also help in artistic and creative pursuits. The power of words translates to fresh ideas off paper too. Since you have so many words at your disposal, you are in a unique position to describe things in an original way, as well as see the future in your mind's eye. In short, your strengths allow you to be a visionary -- able to extrapolate and come up with a multitude of fresh ideas.
― Rumpea, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)
please, no more cold rationalist gnostics.
― stelf)xxx, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)
― stelf)xxx, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)
oh at the time it was brilliant. then as you get older you discover that you have an inbuilt need to live up to former standards, but never learnt enough about having a work ethic or motivation to keep up with yourself.
― The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)
Michael, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.
Blah, blah, blah. Thanks for the compliments but I prefer money or blowjobs. How did knowing several quotes qualify as intelligent?
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)
it also says i am a 'facts curator' which is also not surprising as i tend to remember loads of random stupid facts
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)
Chris, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)
Armless, your IQ score is precisely average. Congratulations! You have an average range of average skills which are identical to those of the average population. You are also able to answer the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test, but not very well. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have average scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.
Your mind's strengths allow you to survive average situations where there is very little danger of encountering wild animals. You become distracted by small itches or by thoughts of sex. Because you're equally unskilled in the numerical and verbal universes of the brain, you can draw from undernourished and malformed sources of information to come up with questionable, but unremarkable ideas. The limitations of your vision and the dimness of your various skills are what make you an Easy Mark.
In addition to your mediocre aptitude in maths and linguistics, you have a knack for watching television. These skills and your uncanny ability to notice when your shoes are reversed or your pants are on backwards add to your ability to clothe yourself unassisted. Two philosophers who share the same combination of skills you possess are Donald Rumsfeld's wife and the bag boy at the A&P.
― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)
no it isn't! silly test
― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)
― shut up ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)
We subjected my oldest kid to an IQ test. Because she had an almost perfect score on her exams in the first grade, we wanted her to skip the second grade. She scored 135 or something. Could have been more as she's still young and secondly she's a perfectionist. lol I think it's rub to do the test but had to be done to see if she could skip the year.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 12 September 2013 08:16 (twelve years ago)