repentence for violence against bikes

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Last week in a fit of anger, I got mad and threw bike and jumped on it. I broke it and now have a broken bike. Obviously, I need to have it fixed, but do you think I should repent in some manner?

― drunky mcdrunkerson, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Say three rosaries using the bike chain as your beads while someone else pedals really fast.

This is your penance. Go in peace and sin no more.

― elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Anoint the bike with sweet-smelling oils and drape it in the finest linens. Then masturbate furiously on it.

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

I think I did this before, but I am renowned among my friends for launching my bikes for mechanicals both real and assigned. Buddy gave me (advisory, my embeds NEVER work):

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― Hunter (Hunter), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

"Throw bike" should be slang for something.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

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