RFI: Japanese hottie-making manuever

Gravel Puzzleworth and I were just at the boba tea shop, reading japanese girl’s magazines, and we saw the strangest group of articles. Of course since I can’t read Japanese I had to interpret the meaning through the photographs, which also made no sense to me. They had “before” and “after” photos that looked exactly the same; in fact, they WERE the same photo in one case – but what we came to understand was that one could achieve perfect facial symmetry through these sort of prodding/stretching exercises. There were lots of measurements of people’s faces and then they had graphs of several facial types with girls beneath the graphs poking at their faces. So, this only opened pandora’s box.

What the fuck were they doing? Greg and I just got back to my apartment and we’ve done some intense googling to no avail. We want to figure out these facial exercises so we can move to Japan and become hotties!! PLEASE HELP KTHX.