JONAH HEX!

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I love that guy.
There should totally be a DJ Onah Hex.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Jonah Hex owns.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

I never understood why he had the one crazy eyeball.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

The tagline on that cover is the most designed to appeal to fourteen year-old boys tagline of all time.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I never understood why he had the one crazy eyeball.

hey, it worked for Deathlok

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 25 August 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

His explanation to somebody who asked in a miniseries a few years ago: "Mama kissed me too hard."

Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

1874: Jeff Smith of the Time Masters arrive on September 16th in Oaxaca, Mexico to kill Perfio Diaz who is revealed as being part of the Illuminati. He meets Jonah Hex, Scalphunter and Bat Lash who are all working for Diaz and is invited to join them for dinner. When he later tries to kill Diaz he is shot by Jonah Hex, but manages to escape into the future before Jonah can finish the job.
1875: Jonah Hex marries Mei Ling and they settle down and have a son. When Jonah picks up his six-shooters again Mei Ling takes their son and leaves.
1875: Later that year Jonah Hex is teleported to Seattle 2050 AD by Reinhold Borsten where he spends an undisclosed period of time before being returned.

M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

oh man that Generation Hex one-off Amalgam thing is presently my favorite thing ever

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Friday, 26 August 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

You guys know there's a new Jonah Hex series coming in November or October, and a cheapo, giant-sized b&w collection of 60s Jonah Hex stuff around the same time.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/jonah-hex/wallpaper/jonah-vs-superman.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/jonah-hex/wallpaper/hex1.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

"gut-searing"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

At one time I had that Hex #1. That wasthe only one I ever had, but I liked it. It was during my Hunter (tv series), Miracle Man (superhero who flew threw people, splattering their guts everywhere) and Judge Dredd phase.

How likely is it that an accident-- any accident-- is going to melt your upper lip to your bottom lip? Not very!

Mr. ILXPLX, Friday, 26 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Jonah Hex kicked ass in that Superman story. For some reason, I remembered it as Hex shooting him in the brane.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Saturday, 27 August 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dccomics.com/comics/?cm=4426

Huk-L (Huk-L), Saturday, 27 August 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

http://rivendell.fortunecity.com/battlespire/85/jonahhex.jpg
IMPOSTOR

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Ain't nuthin like th' real thing bay bay.

http://www.newsarama.com/WizWorldLA05/DC/jonah_hex__1.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1449/400/1449_4_198.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lonely.geek.nz/graphics/jhjliannual.gif

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 August 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Wow, what a great do-not-link pic!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 August 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://io9.com/5323148/jonah-hex-boiled-our-eyeballs-+-in-a-good-way

Panel from SDCC, with Josh Brolin and....Megan Fox.

kingfish, Monday, 27 July 2009 06:02 (sixteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Yay! Oh wait:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHGMDTQ1EXs&NR=1

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

imo jonah hex: the movie looks a s.tonne better than shitty ironman 2

ironman 1 sucked badly enough thx

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

not watching the trailer, fuck all haters, either this rules or I'll delude myself into thinking it does, either way I win

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

you SERIOUSLY need to see this trailer

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, yes you do.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

my fingers are in my ears and I hate you all, no way I'm watching, this movie is a kick-ass awesome movie featuring a kick-ass awesome hero, lalalalalala stfu hater patrol

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

trust me, this trailer will in no way change your mind

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

aaaahahahaha oh fuck I'm @ 0:32 & noting that the running time is 9:59

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

my roomates went to a screening of this and said it kinda sucks. first point of comparison was wild wild west.

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 29 April 2010 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

oh god no.

Nhex, Thursday, 29 April 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

im totally gay for megan fox so ill prolly like it ne way

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, 29 April 2010 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

yeah the real trailer just dropped this afternoon and i would be kind of surprised if there isn't already a version on youtube with the wild wild west theme dubbed over it

A B C, Friday, 30 April 2010 00:35 (sixteen years ago)

Which of the following is True about JONAH HEX:

* A) Jonah Hex is given the PUSHING DAISIES power to reanimate and interrogate the Dead by touching them.
* B) Jonah Hex fights an ironclad Doomsday Weapon created by Eli Whitney.
* C) said Doomsday Weapon fires Dragonballs.
* D) Upon saving the United States on behalf of President William McKinley, Jonah Hex is given a special badge and asked to become America's Sheriff.
* E) TRICK QUESTION, THEY ARE ALL TRUE!!1

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:55 (sixteen years ago)


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