"Minister of hate to 'hunt down' Swedish king"

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Guess who's on his way to Sweden.

Phelps' hatred of the royal family and all things Swedish is linked directly to his equally virulent hatred of homosexuals. He praises homophobic crimes, including murder. When controversial Swedish minister, Åke Green, was convicted of inciting hatred of homosexuals following an anti-gay sermon, Phelps saw red and turned his attention to Sweden.

some more background here

Phelps' site calls Sweden "a land of sodomy, bestiality, and incest", and goes on to say: "The King looks like an anal-copulator, & his grinning kids look slutty & gay."

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

this guy is making sweden sound so awesome

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

Never heard of him before so i googled him. Found this
http://www.godhatesfags.com/featured/20050707_subway-bomb.html

What a wanker.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

also, note that his organization is currently picketing the funerals of U.S. military folks.


and suffice it to say, plenty of religious conservatives hate the guy.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

i knew some guys who actually walked up to Phelps while he was protesting against Bob Jones University (yes he was protesting against Bob Jones!) and taped an impromptu interview with him. that shit was golden, man. i wish i could show y'all the tape!

latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

The college my wife went to thought Bob Jones Univ. was intolerably liberal. (They let the female students wear pants.)

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

yeah the whole phelps BJU-protesting thing was not long after the matthew shephard murder in montana, and phelps was protesting BJU's (then) recent lift on the ban of admitting gays to visit their art museum.

latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Friday, 26 August 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

the whole thing was pretty disgusting, but the video of those acquaintances of mine fucking around with the Reverend was priceless.

latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Friday, 26 August 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

The disgusting thing is, if Phelps was a muslim cleric advocating killing and hell for christians instead of gays, he'd probably be hunted down and shot by the FBI.

He's as much or more a filthy terrorist scumbag than any other. Then again maybe the feds do have tabs on him, if he actually advocates killing and such. I cannot fathom how people like him exist and are allowed to operate.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 26 August 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

Heh, the God Hates Sweden-website is so unbelievably weird, I was sure it was a joke when I first saw it, but obviously not!

The backstory of the minister preaching anti-gay things and being convicted is a bit complex and has been debated a lot here. I mean, instinctively I feel good that the moron wasn't allowed to preach his stupid fucking anti-gay bullshit. But having a "hate-speech"-law DOES conflict with the freedom of speech. Sweden is the country of well-meaning but not-very-thought-through legislation.

Hanna (Hanna), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)

Heh, the God Hates Sweden-website is so unbelievably weird, I was sure it was a joke when I first saw it, but obviously not!

Getting the URL to that page sent to me and being faced with a hearty "THANK GOD FOR 1500 DEAD SWEDES!" did provide me with one of the biggest cries of "WTF" in recent memory.

Also, as a (swedish) friend of mine pointed out, the page features what might very well be the only instance in recorded history of anyone saying "BEWARE OF SWEDEN".

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 26 August 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

Since the 18th century, at least.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 26 August 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

Descartes was murdered by the Queen of Sweden

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

My fav Queen Of Sweden:

http://www.altfg.com/Stars/Queenchristina.jpg

It'd be great if she got to kill Descartes in that movie, too. But who would have played him??

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 26 August 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

But having a "hate-speech"-law DOES conflict with the freedom of speech. Sweden is the country of well-meaning but not-very-thought-through legislation.

Hmm, I think "hate-speech" legislation is set in most Western European countries, or at least in the Nordic states. We have it too. While the idea of it is in principle against my anarchist ethics, in practice I'm not really against it if it helps shut down racist/homophobic/etc assholes. Anyway, isn't it basically just an extension of libel laws?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)


Come on - Phelps is hilarious. He embarrasses the shit out of candy-ass liberals and nasty conservatives who merely "play nice".

The Popish Plot (dymaxia), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

"FORGET ABOUT NORWAY" >>>> "BEWARE OF SWEDEN"


(only in Kenyaaaaaaa!)

Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

His group came to ann arbor 5 years ago to go after some local church that was holding "commitment ceremonies" for gay couples. They then did a big demo in the main commons of central campus.

While plenty of undergrads were fine in attacking the guy head on, i thought it more productive to ask him(Fred's son, who was leading the thing that day) which was his favorite Star Wars movie, or if he preferred Kansas State football or basketball. He and his placard-holding children were completely decked out in KSU gear.

He was later pied.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Oh god, good old Phelps. This guy must think about sweet, hot boy flesh CONSTANTLY to be the full time gay-hater that he is. I believe he picketed the funeral of Matthew Shepard. Seriously, who refers to someone's kids as "slutty and gay"?

Michael Moore's show The Awful Truth featured an episode wherein Moore tried to talk Phelps out of picketing funerals. Phelps would have none of it, so Moore got together a big bus full of gayers and sent it driving to all of Phelps' demonstrations. The bus was bright pink, covered in happy pro-gay statements, and was full of gay men in assless chaps, listening to Cher and making out. Phelps was not happy, and the whole thing was pretty amusing.

As much as I am repulsed by Phelps, I can't help but almost hate the anti-gay but anti-Phelps crowd more. When homophobia comes in a sugary, "Jesus loves you" coating I find it far more sinister, somehow.

Jacqui Pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

Phelps is the greatest troll ever. He does what all the small-time internet trolls wish they could do. He is a god.

mjfan, Friday, 26 August 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

where did the 1500 figure come from? (i'm sure more than 1500 swedes have died)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

like.. in history

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

no that's it.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

i want to have what the swedes are eating.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

cocks, then

society asshole (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

where did the 1500 figure come from? (i'm sure more than 1500 swedes have died)

My vague memory of having seen that site - the death toll was IIRC still rising when that happened, tho. Yeah, more died, and I'm sure the fella updated to show his rejoicing over this regularly, too.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

wait.. is this related to some event? (i have no idea here i'm not about to click godhatessweden or whatever from work!!)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

The tsunami, yo - affected tons of swedish tourists as you know, so Phelps decided to celebrate this as God's revenge upon the wicked sodomites and their devil legislation.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

oh right, but it killed loads of other tourists too right?!?!?? so god killed all the other swedes who died elsewhere by accident? what about those from straight countries?!?!?! man i'm confused

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Sweden is excellent. This Phelps guy should be jailed.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

it killed loads of other tourists too right?!?!?? so god killed all the other swedes who died elsewhere by accident? what about those from straight countries?!?!?! man i'm confused

not much confusing. according to Fred, the Lord acted, and gay people were killed(this is, of course, assuming that any gay swedes at all were among the dead), so if the Lord has to take out several dozen thousand other innocents in the course of smiting some Sodomites, so be it.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

but why aren't other swedish deaths celebrated?!?!?!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

i bet tons of them died in god manipulated car accidents!!!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Eeee what's he gonna do to Abba?

not sure about pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

and not to mention god making overhead IKEA cupboards collapsing on swedish gay dude's head??!?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

conclusion: THIS DUDE IS A DUMB ASS

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

(that Phelb dude, that is, God is awesome!)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

While the idea of it is in principle against my anarchist ethics, in practice I'm not really against it if it helps shut down racist/homophobic/etc assholes.

If you support freedom of speech only for people who don't say things you find objectionable then you don't support freedom of speech.

Karl Nielson, Friday, 26 August 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

tho i think this guy puts it better

Supporting freedom of speech as a relative absolute can be soul-sapping, like watching the last season of "MASH" - goddamn, it sucked tanks of noxious gas, but you're gonna stick by it until the bitter end. And it means that you have to support the right of fucktards of all political stripes to make stupid ass statements...

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Most people on freeper forums are convinced he's a democrat in fundie clothing, working from the inside to discredit religious intolerance. (As though it needs discrediting!)

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 27 August 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

i would have believed this, because for a long long time (until july even!) i thought godhatesfags.com was a joke! he'd be taking it way way too far if it was, though.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 27 August 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

If you support freedom of speech only for people who don't say things you find objectionable then you don't support freedom of speech.


I guess so. It's not though that I want simply want to limit everything I find objectionable; only in the case that the said speech causes clear damage to a group of people that have done nothing to darw such hate on them. I hold people's right to not be a subject of attacks based on some quality of theirs that they have no control over higher than the right to free speech. We have to think of the results: letting Nazis, homophobes etc spread their propaganda leads to less freedom (in the sense that it makes gay people or ethnic minorities to have less freedom inside the society), not more. Freedom of speech is an abstract, a principle, and in real life there are always exceptions. Absolute freedom of speech doesn't exist in any state, because of libel laws and such - and as I said, hate speech laws can be viewed as an extention of those.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

tumoas how can you have libel laws for ethnicities, religions or sexual preferences? can you prove in court that god doesnt hate fags any more than you can prove he does?? "hate speech" laws are fascist and create more intolerance than anything they act to prevent- if neo-nazis, fred phelps, etc are actually wrong (and they ARE) we have nothing to be afraid of by allowing them to speak publically. every klan or neo-nazi demonstration in the past 30-40 years or so has been met by anti-racist protesters at a 20 to 1 ratio, we dont need to criminalize the right to hold an opinion for trend that to continue

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

the democrat in fundie clothing comment is interesting tho, i can still remember the log cabin republicans claims during the 2000 elections that gore had actually invited phelps to the 1997 inauguration (he worked on gores campaign in 88 and possibly 92 as well?? theres photos of him and clinton from 93 i think) which turned out to be entirely true, hes also run for various local government positions over the years as a democrat

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

and shockingly he got like 15,000 votes or some shit

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

i forgot to say this but uk libel laws are fucking insane anyway and would be entirely unconstitutional here so we could never implement them here unless ashcroft got behind it and called it the 9/11 stars & stripes libel act or something

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Propaganda doesn't hurt people. And who decides what's hate speech and what's political rhetoric?

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

yeah, that's exactly what would be wrong with gagging this guy, i think. he's obviously wrong and horrible, but if there were exceptions to free speech for things like this, lots of good things would also be illegal as well. it's way too subjective.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

maybe we can make the real world registration only and if anyone is determined to be trolling we can throw them in gitmo

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

http://photos17.flickr.com/22991073_e1163dc87d_m.jpg

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

I love the idea that Phelps a dem plant trying to make the right wing look bad but g'head and listen to his sermons at his site. Dude is preaching 2+-hour sermons once a week to a very small congregation and they are ponderously dull - if faking this kinda act was yr job you'd kill yourself

"hate speech" laws are fascist and create more intolerance than anything they act to prevent- if neo-nazis, fred phelps, etc are actually wrong (and they ARE) we have nothing to be afraid of by allowing them to speak publically.

as it happens, I agree with you in principle: you have to let everybody speak, period. But the notion that "we have nothing to be afraid of by allowing them to speak publicly" is totally ridiculous; the right set of cicumstances + hate speech = pogroms, lynchings, etc

however! the fact I agree with your premise - that it's essentially fascism to say who can & cannot speak, or regulate what they can and cannot say - is why I get fucking agitated when somebody anywhere is given a pass for homophobic or sexist statements: for the all-speech-is-allowed process to work as proposed, people of conscience have to call bullshit when they see it

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

haha dude the lengths you go thru to make every thread about hating on rap music is really insane at this point

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

The lengths you go through to make everything seem like an attack on your precious identity transcends that, m'friend.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

ned im sorry do you even post anything now but inanities and smarmy personal attacks??

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

*flees*

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

haha 3 it's bigger than hip. hop. hip. hop. hip. hop.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

(because I really wasn't saying anything about rap! but going back to discussions we had ages ago about racism vs. sexism. vs. homophobia)

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

ned im sorry do you even post anything now but inanities and smarmy personal attacks??

You'd know.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I mean honestly 3, you're the guy who responded to some dude looking for a specific type of soul music by insisting that what he wants is rock music (which in 3-speak usu. means "u don't like music by black ppl") - nice glass house you got there buddy!

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

man i didnt mean you-hate-black-ppl i mean that rock bands in the 60s basically distill everything he likes about r&b w/o the shit he doesnt

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

You are a terrible liar, Ethan.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

"Today noted TV personality 3 insisted he was 'misinterpreted,' saying that when he asked the CIA to 'take out' some dude looking for soul music he meant to please take him out for a meal and a movie."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

ned did you notice ive actually been contributing to this thread instead of using ilx to post dick jokes and retarded gotchas?? and maybe nobody gives a shit about what you think about my discussion with john??

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

look im a fan of the who, im a fan of dj shadow, the thread was quasi-racist bullshit about how r&b that ppl actually still listen to is soulless garbage but man i sure did love black folks 40 years ago!

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

man i didnt mean you-hate-black-ppl i mean that rock bands in the 60s basically distill everything he likes about r&b w/o the shit he doesnt

but the Detroit soul sound he was asking about is decidedly not rock music & is/was an entire genre unto itself that made use of both rock & soul tropes to very interesting ends, and to say to such a guy "what you want is rock music" is pretty dismissive

while we're here though y'know "hating on rap" & wishing that the brightest lights in the rap-writing world would at least think out loud about whether misogyny & homophobia are fucking poison, and feeling, upon seeing that one of them knows that homophobia is a virulent social evil, a real twinge of regret that they don't - well, they're two diff. things

one love 3, you know I only call you out (constantly & probably annoyingly) 'cause I think you're gonna be famous

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

ned is there any reason for you to side with a guy who said ' I don't want slick disco shit, I don't want "deep soul" or instrumental funk, I don't want smoov crooners or any of that. Why do so many soul and r&b fans like mediocre bullshit?" and against me for a jokey one line response except for snide ilx politics??

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Ethan, you leave the impression that almost anytime anyone disagrees with you on anything they're either quasi-racist bullshitters, corny indie fuxxs or cuddlerz. I'm terribly glad that you've solved all the personal problems of this world and are only trying to help, but you seem to have chosen a strange way of conveying the message to the rest of us.

Like Banana sez, like as not you'll be damned well-known. Why not consider that it's been four years now since you've beaten certain tropes into the ground, and as much as you can identify hobbyhorses and crutches others use for years, you're pretty well reliant on 'em yourself?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

and he's still out there

Gary Reese Senior called it ironic that his son lost his life to spread the same freedom that grants minister Fred Phelps' flock the right to stage what he calls a disrespectful demonstration.

and here's a little bit about Phelps being a gay plant

LaBarbera went on to say: "Politically and culturally speaking, Phelps and his protesters serve as a crude caricature of pro-family traditionalists who oppose the normalization of homosexuality. Fred makes an easy target for the media and secularists who are tempted (partly by their own prejudices) to paint any opposition to 'gay rights' as hateful. For this reason, I have sometimes wondered if Phelps and his lawyerly clan are 'gay plants.'"

tho it's nice that he feels the need to get in the standard "you called my hateful views hateful, so you're obviously a hateful person" thing.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

john it was dismissive cuz i was dissing him!! the guy was a dick about music i like so i smacked him back, i realize this is shockingly unnatural behavior on ilm

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

ned chill the fuck out it was a seven word joke on a thread where dude called all disco and r&b "bullshit", youve engaged in easy gear-baiting dozens of time yourself why do you suddenly draw the line here??

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Gear-baiting? I have nothing but love for Gear! and his tales o' midgets and couches.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

i meant geir, smartass

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

but 3 I'd think you'd celebrate that guy saying exactly what he meant instead of dancing around the issue! he wanted hi-energy dirty rock type stuff in the soul tradition - very specifically not rock! yes, you're right, it's a seven-word off-the-cuff remark, but like it or not you've got a real gift for compression & your seven-word dismissal = anybody else's three-page jeremiad

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

the countdown to somebody telling 3 & Ned to "get a room" begins NOW

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

yeah but it was funny

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

I laughed! and then I went "fuck, can't anybody talk about black music without 3 casting aspersions on their motivations" and I got all emo because after all I invented emo & that's my prerogative

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

you didnt think all the 'fuck that SMOOVE shit' posturing was really vile??

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Christ, Banana, now you have me thinking of Bobby Brown singing Bright Eyes. Fuck you. ;-)

Deal with Mr. Hongro is this -- ten years ago I tried (rather passionately if ultimately pointlessly) argue him into the ground on his own hobbyhorses. It was some ridiculously idiotic exchange -- and I have no problem in calling it that -- that lasted for three days or some crap like that, and at the end of it he budged slightly. I threw in the towel because clearly that was all that was going to happen.

At a certain point you learn that some people are set in their ways -- I most certainly don't exclude myself, and I don't use that as an excuse but as a warning sign to be wary of my own crutches. I don't always catch myself.

To ask again -- are you aware of your own crutches? There's no vendetta or BS politics here, Ethan -- but I am honestly curious, the same way Banana is with that combination of laughter and then thinking said thought, which pretty much was the same way *I* reacted. You've been part of the discourse here for four years off and on and if I'm a caricatured persona at this point, you're no less so, and surely you know that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

whats your point then?

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

That maybe you can act a little less surprised/aggreived/affronted when people get tired of yer schtick and say so (god knows I'm not surprised when people are tired of mine). Four years ago I could understand that, now I'm all, "What do you expect?"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

i mean youve come to the 'we're both caricatures position before' and my response is always um yeah so???

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

you didnt think all the 'fuck that SMOOVE shit' posturing was really vile??

not terrifically - smoove b in the onion is sorta this caricature posterboy for Roger/Al B Sure!/Vandross-style smooth r&b, that was all I took it to mean! maybe a li'l questionable, I think "vile's" a little overreacting there & besides whatever objections one might raise to "smoove" it's effective as shorthand

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

xpost sorry, i dont think i was being "aggreived" by john's post in this thread we were gonna springboard into yet another homophobia in rap discussion til you butted in with your lil one-liner gotchas

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

well i was offended enough cuz i love luther & isley bros & curtis & freddie jackson & all that shit and this dude seemed like he was on some 'i want REAL FILTHY RAW FUNK by REAL BLACK SAVAGES fuck that SMOOVE SHIT i only like how colored ppl were FORTY YEARS AGO!!'

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

but as yall probly know by now i see alot of racial caricaturing where its probly just wack myopia or neo-luddism or the horrors of "personal taste"

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

i dunno what has ilm come to where i get this drawn-out LOGISTICAL BEATDOWN for clownin a dude who hates disco and slow jams???

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

my response is always um yeah so???

*shrug* Hey, if you're happy, what can be done.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

*bemused*

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

yeah I don't think he meant any of that "black savages" thing - it's fair to say that there's a distinctly black tradition within sixties garage rock (I say "Detroit" a lot when I ref this but don't actually know enough about it to venture further) and it's fair to want to seek out that stuff just out of honest musical interest! I enjoy a lot of that one-take fuck-it balls-out sixties rock-soul and celebrating/enjoying the rawness of it isn't necessarily white exoticisation of "primitive" characteristics any more than y'know umm celebrating other low-fi musics is celebration of "outsider art"

don't know if I'm being clear there but sometimes I wanna listen to Curtis Live! (which because I am soul 1337 I have on heavy vinyl don'tcha know) but then other times it sounds like hippie crap to me and I'd rather hear something that just rips the doors off! "You Are My Lady" is one of my fave singles of the eighties, but when I'd rather hear something shred, I want Prince & not Freddie y'know?

xpost ha you know I am always at the ready with the LOGISTICAL BEATDOWN for an off-the-cuff seven-word remark

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

(also, you are gonna get HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY OLD one day and then you might wanna talk about music from horror of horrors FORTY YEARS AGO and have honest enjoying-music motivations for doing so, so be ready for that)

(insert smiley emoticon here)

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Heh. Banana puts it far better than I could -- down to the emoticon.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

i dunno man slow jam/smoove r&b culture is one of those things like gospel or chitlins or purple sunday dresses thats so ingrained in alot of regular black folks lives but mostly ignored by white mainstream culture so for some white rock nerd to make this big self-defining FUCK YOU to it has some shaky racial ground at least

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i would not give a fuck if dude just said 'i want some funk music' and didnt come with all the 'why do r&b fans (i.e. BLACK FOLKS, it aint cratedigger nerds bumpin usher ballads) like all this mediocre crap?'

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

and i said to go listen to the who or stones throw comps which seems like a pretty honest answer!!

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Trife OTM - fair enough that the dude wanted some tips on what to check out within a rather miniscule and obscure R&B sub-genre, but why did he have to go and insult 90% of the rest of the stuff?

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

for real i think ever white dude thinks this shit about slow jams for about ten minutes when theyre 16 and then says fuck it and grinds to aaliyah at school dances like everybody else

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

the who is a decent answer though 'cause they were listening to exactly the records this guy was looking for, but it sets you on the "what you want is rock music" course - why not the Dirtbombs? Or, y'know, Ike 'n' Tina, who're under-heard I think but raw as fuck? (but hardly "savage" - they just have that blazing rock energy which I think is a valid thing to wanna hear!) I agree that you could hear the question as "I want black rock music" and think "just listen to rock" but I think that's uncharitable and dismissive of a unique history in black music - there were black rock bands who did interesting & different stuff, and any music dude is gonna have times when he's interested in this or that specific niche, and rock/soul in a hard-edged vein doesn't seem like an interest that's necessarily suspect!

the stones throw comps, aren't those more funk than rock? I only have the jukebox comp and it's kinda cratedigger beat/loop oriented

xpost natch yr right there's no need for a dude to say "I hate x" when he's asking for information on y but the way to correct that behavior is certainly not to just smack a guy down - only positive reinforcement alters behavior, etc

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

this reminds me of that thread where dee said she thought all racism ended in 1965 with civil rights and nitsuh made some one-liner back at such an obviously idiotic statement and got swarmed by like 15 dudes finger-wagging at him, like since when is ilx about 'positive reinforcment'?? i dont give a fuck if dude hates slow jams or not but im not gonna let that stop me from a cheapshot at his expense

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Apparently there's a R&B fixated new singer in Sweden who's been getting a lot of hype; alas, from what I heard (half of one song, admitidely), he kinda sucks. The local Hip-Hop scene's pretty sweet, tho.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

3 it's a light one candle vs. cursing the darkness sorta deal y'know, not that it isn't sometimes fun to sit in the dark goin' "fuck it's too fucking dark in here, fuck whoever turned out the fuckin lights"

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)


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