HUMAN ZOO

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latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

LONDON (AFP) - London Zoo unveiled a new exhibition -- eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty.
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The "Human Zoo" is intended to show the basic nature of human beings as they frolick throughout the August bank holiday weekend.

"We have set up this exhibit to highlight the spread of man as a plague species and to communicate the importance of man's place in the planet's ecosystem," London Zoo said.

The scantily-clad volunteers will be treated as animals and kept amused at the central London zoo with games and music.

"I actually think the fig leaves will be enough to cover us up, it's no worse than a swimming pool," said volunteer Simon Spiro, 19, from New Malden, south of the British capital.

Spiro, selected from dozens of hopefuls in an Internet competition, said he was excited by the prospect of monkeying around on the zoo's Bear Mountain.

"I'm a veterinary student so the idea of working for a zoo was something that appealed to me.

"I thought it would be fun and interesting because I'm an outdoorsy kind of person," he said.

Brendan Carr, 25, from Aylesbury, southern England, wrote a poem in his bid to get on the mountain.

"I'm funky like a monkey and as cool as a cat, talk more than a parrot, up all night like a bat," it went.

"I got a laugh like a hyena but get the hump like a camel, so cover me in fig leaves as I'm the ultimate mammal."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

i hope they get to hurl shit at people like apes.

Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

or fuck in public!

latebloomer: funky like a monkey and as cool as a cat (latebloomer), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

why is this not a reality tv show?

AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

It's a reality show...called LIFE.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

never seen it.

AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ffbooks.co.uk/images/c0/c230.jpg

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Tommy Boyd to thread.

David Merryweather Goes To Far (scarlet), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Top idea, smooth as a bear's penis and nutsack.

Brendan's Father, Friday, 26 August 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.vintagevantage.com/uploads/cage1.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

"LONDON (AFP) - London Zoo unveiled a new exhibition -- eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty."

I misread this as "London (FAP))"....

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

"Chuman" alludes to the more sinister hybrid, fusing the intelligence of a human with the relative upper-body strength of a chimpanzee, bred for megalomanic and military ends. "Humanzee", however, evokes a more placid and militarily impotent animal; combining the weakness of a human with the relative stupidity of a chimpanzee.

Leeeeeeee (Leee), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

This is such a stupid idea, but I can see it happening in London. Are they allowed to chat with the spectators?

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

the sub link about "Oliver the chimp" in that "Chuman" page is great. especially this part about his Japanese tour:

His next owner was New York Lawyer Michael Miller who promoted Oliver as a "missing link". Oliver appeared on Japanese TV with fraudulent promotions picturing him as a miniature yet "hairy" human being. He was sent to Japan in a normal chimpanzee cage as cargo. Oliver was depicted as flying in the passenger cabin. Oliver's trip coincided with a concert promotion of the pseudo-rock group The Monkees and he was presented on Japanese television shows with Mickey Dolenz spouting inaccurate scientific observations.

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

... and that's how ILM was born.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

are you implying that Oliver the Chimp = Momus?

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

"We have set up this exhibit to highlight the spread of man as a plague species

http://www.routergod.com/agentsmith/smith_listens.jpg
"I realized that you're not actually mammals..."

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)


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