What is cool?

Okay you hipsters, how do you get teh ladies without the $$$. (if you know what i mean!) How does a dork with out a job and who stays at home become a good guy? I want the world to love me! i respect your judgement. Make me over in your likeness. This could be the hit of the seasion. ILE Idol! We would need 3 jugdes for that show. (Who would you pick?) does the board *even* have a fat black guy? If so, does he rap? Would that be cool? behaps he could rap all Mcdonnald and I could do the beatbox. Would the ladies love me if i wear more GOLD? is that okay with you guys if i wear some GOLD? You guys would kick me out of the treehouse if i do that? Of course you wouldn't because I hardly know you and you are kind to strangers. Come embrace me with open arms and I'll make you COO-OOKIES. (Note i said that out loud just like the cookie monster. tee hee!) And make me cool. Iceberg Slim cool. Do you remember Doogie Howser? how he ended each show typing away on his Com Pu Ter? (i said that out loud too.) Well would it be cool if he ended the show with a tap dance?

I mean who tap dances anymore? Is that cool? what's happeneing in the next 5 years that i should do now? thank, you? And don't forget to wash Grandma.