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Cheer me with tales of nothingness and frivolity.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

I have six months to live.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

It's hot as balls in souf Texas.

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

Thousands of people died in the terrorist attacks on 9/11/2001

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

Fine, fine words lads, now come on, won't you just try a wee bit harder?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

I TOOK A POO IN YR GRANS FLANGE

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

I played a lot of NHL 2K5 today. I put game speed on the highest and mowed over players with gusto. I played as the 2000 New Jersey Devils against the 1998 Washington Capitals. I got into about 12 fights with Steve Konowalchuk. Scott Stevens didn't participate nearly as much as I'd hoped.

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

Everyone in Canada is named Dave, Scott, Steve, or Doug, even the women.

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

i think Wiggy's looking for something more along the lines of:

I have six months to live. :-)

― amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

it's the beginning of the end of the summer. Day lilies and sunflowers are blooming away. The mornings are cool, temperature wise.That means its ok to take a warm bath again.
Everything smells good - the air is clearing from the hot,hot and humidity. it's a really lovely time of year, when you sort of race to fit in whatever fun you should have had during the summer, but also appreciate the end of it.
I hope that's light enough for ya!

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

This afternoon I got a very special telephone call from an old friend I hadn't seen in over ten years. We chatted about the usual things old friends chat about as I watched the activity in the park outside my window. Along with the usual joggers and photographers, a bear stood up on hind legs exposing a spectacular shaved pubic area for the whole world to see.

― Park Pete, Sunday, 28 August 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

That is a fantastic story! Was it a he bear or a she bear? Spectacular shaved pubic areas are notoriously better for the he-bears. I can't remember the last time I saw a bears vagina!
Were the usual joggers and photographers frightened by the bear? How did your friend feel?
My day feels really boring in comparison.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Sunday, 28 August 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

When you marry, my son, do not make an idol of your wife. The more you worship her, the more she will want to be worshipped.-- Winnebago wisdom

My Sabbath day post. My question: is this the indian or the trailer?

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

Do not make an idol of your wife VS. don't put the pussy on a pedistal.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Hi Pepe! it's nice to see you on an awful thread. I don't quite get the quote - but I am a bear of very small brain.Tell me more.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

I'm listening to real audio clips of Todd Edwards mixes from 1xtra. I'm bopping.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Worship your lovely wife each day
Or you will pay and pay and pay

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Happy wife = happy life

And a friend of mine attempted to use "KWIJIBO" in Scrabble the other day. Hilarity continues...

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 28 August 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

I once dated a kwijibo master.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

I still don't get it. Sigh. maybe i should have gone to church today.
So...my new neighbors rolled up my car windows when it started to rain!
That's pretty lite and fluffy.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

I dream of meringue. Mmm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

I've just got drunk with my parents and I'm now dancing round my room to Don't Stop Me Now.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Actually, that could be me most nights...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Matt DC, you win.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

I am itching my beard like a crazy man. Also too much coffee, big pupils, sock feet. This is my day.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

I am itching my beard like a crazy man

You must clearly remove it, to prevent sorrow.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

My second question of the day: why don't indians have beards? You never see Chief Seattle or Crazyhorse looking like either of the Smith Brothers or like Walt Whitman. Wouldn't that look funny--Crazy Horse flying across South Dakota on his trusty steed, his long long beard waving in the wind behind him....

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Ohmigawd, Mr. Big Loud Mountain Ape, you owe your friend an apology!
RESULTS: 1 - 10 of about 7,980 for kwijibo.

Kwijibo is a fun, easy to learn word online word game developed in the BYOND system
... You can host your own Kwijibo games by simply downloading the files...

Kwijibo. Start with a Trapeze. Pop the yo-yo straight up and cross your hands,
hitting your throwhand into the string just below the yo-yo.

I take it back. I NEVER dated a kwijibo master.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Aimurchie, hello. The quote's from a book I bought at Fort Clatsop (there's a laugh in that somewhere) of "Native American tradition of spoken history...I just thought it was funny, kinda. Well, maybe not as funny as I thought.

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

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