ladies and gentlemen, the lindsey lohan doll

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― latebloomer: funky like a monkey and as cool as a cat (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

I saw this the other day... I... I didn't want to say anything... It looks nothing like her. Even her new anorexic self.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

At least they remembered the velvet rope.

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

Quagmire action figure to thread

― M. V. (M.V.), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

it's not lifesize, then? cuh.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 28 August 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

I was hoping for one with 3 realistic orifices.

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Sunday, 28 August 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

A doll that size with orifices? Uh... no, I don't wanna know what you had planned ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 28 August 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

Looks nothing like LL.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 28 August 2005 08:20 (twenty years ago)

to state the obvious, the tits are not nearly big enough.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 28 August 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

lmao @ the velvet rope.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 28 August 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

well ok smirk slightly @ the velvet rope.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 28 August 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

I like how the cute pink chair has LINDSEY LOHAN written on it, like when really lame impressionists turn up ON TELLY and the first thing they say is "HI I'M SO-AND-SO, IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL FROM MY TERRIBLE MIMICKING SKILLZ".

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 28 August 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

that skirt is SOOO short.

what a ho!

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 August 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

I thought this would be an Anthony E. thread!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

they were totally waiting for her to go anorexic before they released this thing

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

part of the licensing deal.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

"Well sir, we've come up with two more cost-cutting ideas. One: utilize the most ghetto, wack little tampon-string of an excuse for the Velvet Rope, and Two: cut plastic costs by reducing body mass and "Front Meat" as we in the toy industry call it. This will require some cooperation on Ms. Lohan's behalf..."

"Do you have a, er, 'yayo man', who could help us expedite the frontmeat-reduction process?"

"Yes sir. In fact, I have three."

"I think we would only reasonably require one, right?"

"You don't understand sir. These three men are the only people I interact with outside of this job, the only faces that matter anymore. I have been shitting in a bucket for six weeks."

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

wow

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

ah but exactly like the real Lindsey Lohan, this doll appear to have interchangeable feet that come attached to her shoes.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 28 August 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

I'll be saving my money for the McFarlane Hilary Duff figure.

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

if you gothed her up, the doll would look kind of like the Corpse Bride from the new Tim Burton movie.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

i am totally buying some modelling putty and making a summer of '04 era lindsay doll

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

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― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Oct 15th - never forget

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

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― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

She got some big ass titties.

http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/big_ass_titties.php

― Gukbe (lokar), Monday, 29 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Planing down the thighs, planing down the thighs...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Kim has made me cry with laughter.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Dear lindsay lohan u r so cool

― Una, Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Dearest Una, why are only your legs tanned?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

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