girl you have a crush on hits on your gay brother, c/d?

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ugh

― lilise, Sunday, 28 August 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

That was interesting to try and parse.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 28 August 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

― lilse, Sunday, 28 August 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

If someone was crushing me, I'd hit the person doing the crushing, not the crusher's gay brother!

― donut gon' nut (donut), Sunday, 28 August 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

I think it means she would have sex with you if only you were a slightly different age and didn't want to have sex with her.

― nabiscothingy, Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

If you kill your gay brother for stealing your girlfriend is it a hate crime or what?

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Oh what a dud. Crap and double crap. Painnnnnnful. She will snap outta it tho when he tells her "I'm gay" so be waiting in the wings to comfort her wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

is the original poster a girl? if yes, this is like some kind of triple rejection.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

she'll learn her lesson when he refuses to go down on her.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

My brother is gay? All those Garland movies make so much more sense now!

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

It's stil better than "girl you have a crush on hits on your straight firefighter brother".

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 28 August 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

haha!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

surely this could be a good thing?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Tell me more about this gay brother.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

His turn-ons include silk sheets, buffalo mozzarella and the Brawny man. His favorite Beatle is Ringo and he has a weakness for game shows!

DID YOU KNOW?
[This gay brother] once auditioned the role of Rosencrantz in Sesame Street's "Hamlet!".

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Well we have mozzarella and game shows in common. That's enough for a quickie.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Exactly what sort of quickie did you have in mind?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

Is that a request for an application form?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 29 August 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

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