OAKLEY ASIAN FIT GOGGLE

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― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

haha. that's so hillarious. the wife always complains that she can't wear a ton of sunglasses because she has no bridge in her nose

― JAXON (jaxon), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

lets pretend i just made that dumb joke and move on.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

does it involve dental floss?

― JAXON (jaxon), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

i... don't think so.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

ok, you tell your joke and then i'll tell mine

― JAXON (jaxon), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

Please. I'm very confused.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

mine is a 3rd grade racist asian joke.

how do you blindfold an asian person..... dental floss

mark's prolly has something to do w/what i said and bridges in my wife's nose or something

― JAXON (jaxon), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

she can't wear a ton of sunglasses

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

http://oakley.com/lil_jon/

― JAXON (jaxon), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

i get where they're going with this, but don't people besides asians lack the bridge of the nose? like what if i started marketing a new extra wide chapstick for black people

― JAXON (jaxon), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Well the couldn't well call it nigger fit now, could they?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

yeah they could have not called it asian fit, it's kinda weird. like how they don't call big women's sizes "fat size", they call them "plus size", to be nice.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

"Little Nose Fit"

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jiffypics.com/heinz/BatB/57.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.filmsondisc.com/Features/Noses/great_8.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

to be fair:

1st they could be calling it "asian fit" because it's the fit that they use for products they sell in the "asian market", ie japan, hong kong, etc. just like when you see dress shirts that say "european fit" or "french cuff" doesn't mean they're made to the measure of europeans or french men's arms or whatever ... usu big companies like oakley etc have a "north america" division, a "europe" division and an "asia" division that have separate design groups and factories ...

2nd they do say "Asian Fit for those who find that standard eyewear fits insecurely or sits too low on the nose" ... the "those" seems like it addresses the "not everyone who has a low bridge is asian" complaint.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/FN890150.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

oakley should extend their lil jon endorsement deal and sponsor his grill, and then bring out their own line. the extra glare created from all those reflections would drive sunglasses sales along, it's win-win.

― haitch online poker (haitch), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

i get where they're going with this, but don't people besides asians lack the bridge of the nose? like what if i started marketing a new extra wide chapstick for black people
-- JAXON (jaso...), August 30th, 2005.

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Well the couldn't well call it nigger fit now, could they?
-- The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (fuckyouandyouremai...), August 30th, 2005.

I'm a little tired, and maybe I'm overreacting, but I can't shake the feeling that I should probably be offended by one or both of these posts.

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

take a nap. both of us were overexaggerating for effect.

― JAXON (jaxon), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

Alright, I haven't the energy for moral indignation at present anyway. I guess I can't afford to be so sensitive in a post-Dave Chappelle world.

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

I had an Oakley flow sponsorship mad years ago before I fucked it all up. There's abs no way I could ever get on nowadays, the new kids are so good I'm beyond obsolete, but what if I tried to get back on, just for this particular model? I'd shit my pants if I asked an Oakley rep abt this and he pulled out old school Nazi face measuring pincers

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

Oakley rep: "All right Charlie Chan, let's get you hooked up! OK, hold still, this will only take ... oh, this can't be right... according to this, you're....black!"

Me: "Well to be honest, I kind of always suspected that."

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

Me: "Mom, we have to talk."

Mom: "About what?"

Me: "DAD. If that IS his real name..."

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

Mom: "Sorry you had to find out this way..."

Me: "DJ QUIK? Sorry about what?!?"

*HUGZ*

fin

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

i think they should think about doing a 1mm thick chapstick for white people.

― race, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

It's called a 'botox needle'.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

"Well the couldn't well call it nigger fit now, could they?"

this is a kinda disgusting comment.

― handsworth, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

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