Don't look at the car, pet. I drew something awful on it.

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― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

Oops.

Man suspected of smut attack on 300 cars

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

I have a media nickname for him already: Pricarsso.

― moley, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

brilliant

could have been brillianter, had it been in the north of england and not germany, but brilliant

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

brilliant? genius.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

Sadly, I don't think I'll ever get a chance to see this headline in print.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

His tag is a cock? Way to waste a screenname for 2 years, me.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

"Nearly all of them had this special motif"

― haitch online poker (haitch), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Hey Alba you're no genius either, changing your name right when people really started using 'the N. bomb' a lot. If a girl was ever walking away you could have just grabbed them all, "Hey. Don't drop the N. bomb."

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

them = her, though it probably makes no diff to you, Mr. So and so.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Has the time come for N. to get a noize makeover?

"Nearly all of them had this special motif"

Well quite frankly if you can scratch a dick on hundreds of cars doors and avoid completely the temptation to occasionally carve a vadge, then there's something wrong with you.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

or a goatse

(which would have made 'pricarsso' even better)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

that would have been easier - just kick a huge dent in the door and draw fingers on the sides

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

oh, what does the thread title reference? buggin, buggin me...

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

It's easier to carve a cock than to carve a chuff.

― Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

I expected COOK PASS BABTIDGE to have been mentioned by now.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

(bowie)

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

if you're right, I have to say, I prefer his original berlin era

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

could have been brillianter, had it been in the north of england and not germany

If Auf Wiedersehen, Pet had been set in Berlin, rather than Dusseldorf, or, err... Jimmy Nail had had an Eno collaboration it would have been better.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

What a dick.

I had hoped this was about Bowie's identity crisis.

― Installer of Hard Drives, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

whenever it snows there are a healthy amount of penis doodles on any cars unlucky enough to be touched by my hand

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

i used to do that whenever it was cold enough for windows to mist up. although i had a varied repertoire: jizzing cocks, rudimentary tits, "you twat", "your car is shit" etc.

o god, i was a little knob-end.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

mine are tasteful and endearing though. certainly not crude!

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

in the context of this i don't know whether "tasteful" is a good thing

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

"rudimentary tits"!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

(o)(o)

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

##{}##

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

a jizzing cock, grimly-fiendish style, which i just happen to have on the web (it was for the avatars thread)

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

))((

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

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