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Um, thanks, but no thanks!
Purple sea urchins OWN!!!
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)
― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)
Give a Japanese chef a street urchin and he'd be flummoxed how to fillet it, let alone make a lovely presentation on the plate.
Anchor a street urchin and a sea urchin side-by-side in a large tank of sea water and wait several days. When you come back the street urchin will be bloated and unsightly while the sea urchin will still be a Thing of Beauty.
Neighborhoods full of sea urchins do not experience a rise in the rate of muggings, but remain tranquil and safe for pedestrians at all hours, regardless of their state of inebriety.
The conclusion is obvious: sea urchins win, spines down.
― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)
John Wayne Gacy disagrees.
― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)